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The philosophy of getting laid
 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-24 19:47 [#02566180]
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What gender norms or stereotypical advice have you
internalized about human relationships concerning sex? Are
you redpilled? Are you MGTOW, or a normie? Are you a
feminist? What gets you laid and what doesn't?


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-12-24 20:22 [#02566182]
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have you tried talking to girls


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-24 20:41 [#02566183]
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No


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-12-24 21:40 [#02566189]
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https://www.sosuave.com

read this site


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-24 22:23 [#02566199]
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Yeah, don't bother, it doesn't work. It also doesn't
particularly help to be nearly 40 years old. I want to
diarrhea 69 with someone before I die. I guess
there's always horses.

Also keep in mind, all that immense complexity in your
brain.. listening to music, seeing the 3d environment
outdoors, thinking... all of this stuff is a pattern similar
to music itself. Your life is music. With music there's
usually repetition like a bassdrum etc. Well every one of
your ancestors is a drum beat, successfully reproducing that
beat into the next generation... until you. Like, we're
talking a huge chain of incredibly intricate and interesting
music all the way from single celled organisms. But now the
music of life fucking stops, we are the last beat of the
drum, there will be no replicated mind of roughly equal
complexity as yours. The pattern will stop, they won't be
able to listen to music or see the outdoors because they
won't exist because we suck at life too much to reproduce.
But how good is the music of life? The new world order likes
shiiity music, they want the music to be about DMV, social
security numbers and compulsory education and mcdonalds. I
mean if that is the song, maybe that song should
stop. Or much better maybe the new world order should stop.
We need good music up in this motherfucker again. Also
george michael said "heaven is a kiss and smile", how else
would an outside universe programmer communicate to us than
through the dominant memes like song lyrics? And why do the
illuminati replace these oracle musicians with clones?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-24 22:27 [#02566201]
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I'm woke as fuck nigga, I had an ewok mentor


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-12-24 22:29 [#02566202]
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you should go up to a hoe and say "bitch you wanna get laid
or what?"
it might work or not


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-25 07:06 [#02566211]
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This is a good idea, but i fear i would come off as to nice
or warm, so i'll better throw another insult in there
inbetween.


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-12-25 09:15 [#02566214]
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no monoid! no insults! you should always compliment her. say
something like you wanna tear that ass apart or slap those
titties and she'll get the idea


 

offline Portnoy on 2018-12-25 12:14 [#02566219]
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You’ve seen windowlicker right?


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-25 12:23 [#02566223]
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I’ve learnt (the hard way) that trying is better than
wussing out. Also it’s important to understand that often
the woman you’re chatting with and enjoying the company of
may be nervous too. You’re both only human. Of course
it’s important not to be too nervous, as women “tend”
to like confident people.

I used to be terrified of any woman I fancied. There was one
girl I remember being totally head over heels for, but I was
way too nervous to ever try something out. About 15 years of
not seeing later the girl and I swapped a few messages and
low and behold she told me that she never understood why I
didn’t like her! She married now with a kid, and I’m
with someone, but it goes to show. It’s happened a few
times were women took me shyness for arrogance or a lack of
interest.

Be yourself, stop the massive pressure you put on yourself,
and understand that a lot of women are shy and awkward too!


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-25 12:33 [#02566225]
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I think you put the pussy on a pedestal and it’s hindering
your chances, Monoid!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-25 12:35 [#02566227]
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Either on a pedestal or in the gutter, either way
inaccessible!


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-12-25 18:18 [#02566242]
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that's the guy with the mouse mask, right?


 

offline Portnoy on 2018-12-25 19:22 [#02566247]
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LAZY_windowlicker


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-12-25 22:37 [#02566255]
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oh there are some ugly bitches in there nice music tho thank
u


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-26 00:10 [#02566258]
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See the first three posts in this thread? That's literally
the same exchange with Monoid as you would get in 2002.
Hay Monoid! You're about as real as I am!


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-26 02:38 [#02566259]
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Forever young


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-26 03:43 [#02566260]
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Well yes, of course they are. So i am always looking for
ways to make them and me comfortable. So what builds trust,
and how can people connect on a more deeper level?


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-12-26 23:52 [#02566279]
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you sound like you will stay in your save bubble forever.
stop talking about deeper level shit when you haven't even
kissed a girl for gods sake.

get some friends to meet at a bar or something, and make
them bring some girls. their friends or girlfriends or
whatever. get a little drunk and talk to the girls you just
find interesting to talk to. are you a good listener? are
you interested in other peoples ideas and opinions? doesnt
seem like it to me


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-27 00:29 [#02566280]
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Clims


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-12-27 00:38 [#02566282]
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its been years since any one open a can of clims all up in
this shit

clims,


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-27 01:18 [#02566283]
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Clims still has great power and I encourage all xltronic
posters to deploy it in their Posts, allowing us to observe
its mysterious nature


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-27 01:20 [#02566284]
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Well yes, to some extend i am not interested in the self
disclosure of other people. Often it is very dull content,
indeed. I am also a bit prudish when it comes to sex.
Many people also stink.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-27 01:58 [#02566285]
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clims activated

...and now we play the waiting game


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-12-27 04:05 [#02566286]
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just a guess here, but when i here people talking about
feelings, connection and socialising in big, general, great
sounding words and ways like you do, they generally have a
lack of empathy that they are trying to compensate though
this. which is fine, because i can see youre trying hard.
also some of my best friends are like this.

so my tip would be working on your empathy skills. you can
do this with a psychologist. a psychologist can help you
reflecting every day situations and tell you what you should
do better

also you could be dead honest to others. talking about
getting girls: you could make a dating profile where you
talk about this. you would be surprised how many women
actually have similar problems but are afraid to talk about
it, because women have to be warm and understanding and
stuff

im dating a girl, who is always told she is a robot. she's
dead honest, pretty intelligent and witty. i like her. im
pretty different though.




 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-27 08:27 [#02566288]
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I dunno if i lack empathy. Recently a co-worker told me how
bad he felt, after his dad died. I do understand this was a
hard situtation for him, but i didn't know his dad, and it
is also pretty normal that people die. It happens and you
can't do shit aboit is. The truth is, i didn't care about
this, but gave some pseudo-psychological answer like
'Loosing a family member can be an immense loss, i know'.

The truth is, i never had a good relationsship with my dad,
and i don't give damn if dies or lives. Should i have been
honest about this to the guy? I mean, it will make me look
like an asshole if i admit that, lol.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-12-27 12:26 [#02566291]
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no, you should not be honest then :) i wouldn't care so much
about his dead family member either, because there is no
connection to his dad. but you have a connection to your
coworker

if you would tell this to him it would be all about you in
this situation. and it should be more about him. but it also
depends on the relationship you have with your coworker.

if this coworker is a good buddy of yours you could have
tried to get into his situation and work from there.
something like, i don't really know how you feel because i
don't have a good connection to my father, but i could never
life without my mother. that would really fuck me up for
weeks...

this explains it very well:
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-12-27 12:40 [#02566292]
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... but never start talking too much about your own problems
then. thats the wrong way. i have some friends who are like
this, which is fairly annoying . you tell them something and
they take it and start talking about their own shit instead
of listening. or they try to tell you how it should be done.
this makes me mad sometimes. most people are bad listeners.


so, i mostly date girls i can have good conversations with.
i listen and also share my honest thoughts with them. and if
its like 2am in a bar and she still sits next to me thats a
good sign


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-27 13:43 [#02566293]
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Yes the Monoid persona says the same and is the same as he
was in 2002, which has always made me wonder how real the
account is.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-12-27 14:26 [#02566295]
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"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about
what we pretend to be." - Kurt Vonnegut


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-27 20:58 [#02566298]
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if u are not asking 'how do i get a quick shag', which is
basically just advertising, then i think this question just
bottoms out on "how do i be a better person", which ppl have
been struggling with since time began, which is no reason
not to try & forumulate your own answer, in fact I think
that's probably a fairly decent approach to life.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-27 21:01 [#02566299]
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What actually do you expect from asking this question? To
compare what you have to what other people think, or to
steal things wholesale? Either way it's obviously not going
to work.

You can't tell anyone anything they don't already know.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-28 11:25 [#02566331]
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Nah, i am already a pretty decent person. I want to know
what would make my interactions with people more enjoyable
for me. Listening and communicating in an empathic manner is
one way, to make interactions more smooth...however, i still
don't enjoy this very much, because it is often boring.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-28 11:28 [#02566332]
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I rarley talk about myself. I let other people talk. My
whole live i was under the impression that no one really
cares. Also i don't think the stuff i have to say, has much
value to another person. I don't want to bore them, most of
all i don't want to bore myself.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-12-28 12:43 [#02566333]
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Again, that’s something a psychiatrist is good for. You
can dump all your „boring problems“ on them. It’s
their job to listen and help. I can tell you this helps a
lot. You would get more comfortable talking about yourself,
which is a good thing


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2018-12-28 13:32 [#02566334]
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horsie! how are you doing?

monoid, if you haven't had sex by now.. you'll probably
never have unless you pay for it.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2018-12-28 15:10 [#02566335]
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logging back in just to advise you all that a virgin is a
very moral thing to be in this crapsack world


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2018-12-28 15:22 [#02566336]
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anyways how are you guys doing, i dream of this messageboard
often enoughLAZY_TITLE


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2018-12-28 15:23 [#02566337]
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i'm a regular now


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-28 15:26 [#02566338]
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Hey, it’s lovely to see you! You do cross my mind from
time to time! I hope you’re doing well!


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-28 16:11 [#02566339]
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I've been in therapy twice. Im probably normal now


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2018-12-28 16:27 [#02566340]
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define normal please.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2018-12-28 16:28 [#02566341]
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where have you been? nice to see you..


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2018-12-28 16:32 [#02566343]
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heyo coucou!! moi ça roule relativement bien, ça va pour
toi??

here's what i look like now lol


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-28 17:02 [#02566344]
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Dumb, lazy and horny like the rest of humanity tho i enjoy
the benefits of being born in one of the richest countries
in the world with 24h access to porn.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-28 17:26 [#02566345]
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Wow t’as pas pris une ride toi!

Oui ça va pas mal merci, ça ondule mais je tiens
relativement bien le coup!


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-28 17:52 [#02566346]
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hey juliette, lovely to see you again!


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2018-12-28 20:00 [#02566350]
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hey alex what's up!! it's so nice to see all the clims still
hanging on to this rickety corner of the world wide web


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-12-28 21:25 [#02566351]
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monoid do u have a nice bum? if so u could try showing off
those assets more maybe wear tight yoga pants it could help
you get laid


 


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