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No Nut November
 

offline Tony Danza from Moominvalley on 2018-11-13 21:21 [#02564561]
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What is your favourite Male Super Power you will gain by
completing No Nut November


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-13 21:23 [#02564562]
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a calcified prostate?


 

offline Tony Danza from Moominvalley on 2018-11-13 21:39 [#02564563]
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Well you can bonk someone over the head after you have it
removed, a mugger for example. one needs to defend oneself
in the Poor Camps


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-13 21:45 [#02564564]
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use it as an everlasting gobstopper


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-13 21:51 [#02564566]
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i didn't masturbate for 2 weeks once and i was very horny
afterwards my panties were so wet


 

offline Tony Danza from Moominvalley on 2018-11-13 22:17 [#02564567]
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after 4 days of nofap I make squishing noises when I walk



 

online RussellDust on 2018-11-13 22:33 [#02564568]
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Is a male superpower a power that a female couldn’t have?

Some penis power I guess, but even then someone will point
out women can have penis powers too.


 

online RussellDust on 2018-11-13 22:34 [#02564569]
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I guess Prostate man is the ultimate male superhero. Trans
super heroes usually don’t bother removing or adding a
prostate.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-13 22:37 [#02564570]
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if i didn't have a prostate how would i know


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-13 22:44 [#02564571]
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apart from i wouldn't have an orgasm when fingering my anus.
i mean could i feel like something wasn't right? could i
feel incomplete or empty maybe


 

offline Tony Danza from Moominvalley on 2018-11-13 23:56 [#02564575]
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depending on the size of the removed prostate maybe your
lungs and shit could slide down into the resulting cavity, I
bet you'd notice that, jogging would feel funny


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2018-11-13 23:57 [#02564576]
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You gotta give props to whoever came up with the idea; nuts
are actually pretty fucking shitty for the environment. I
used to eat a small handful of nuts for lunch everyday until
I read an article about their awful environmental impact a
few years back. Fuck 'em, there are much tastier options out
there anyway.


 

offline Tony Danza from Moominvalley on 2018-11-14 13:39 [#02564602]
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I can look at your language usage and just know that you've
honked off recently, def a serial honker


 

offline Tony Danza from Moominvalley on 2018-11-14 13:42 [#02564603]
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(don't feel bad it's good for your prostate a walnut sized
gland that fills with rust sewage and other impure fluids if
left unattended)


 

offline mohamed on 2018-11-14 15:28 [#02564604]
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if words are followed by reality on the field, i worked out
an increase on my salary today


 

offline mohamed on 2018-11-14 15:33 [#02564605]
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basically ive been told i could do 10 hours overtime a month
stably


 

offline mohamed on 2018-11-14 15:35 [#02564606]
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that after i asked for the possibility of an increase of
work hours on my current part-time contract, only because
practically invited to ask


 

offline mohamed on 2018-11-14 15:40 [#02564608]
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doing some quick calculations its like i will be working 5
weeks instead of 4. not bad.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-11-14 15:42 [#02564609]
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nah, totally mislead that one.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-11-14 15:45 [#02564610]
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its like for a week a month i will be working 6 hours a day
instead of 4. not bad.


 

offline Portnoy on 2018-11-14 16:00 [#02564611]
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hmmm...not crazy about this idea. There should be something
like full fap February. That I would rather endorse.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-14 16:54 [#02564615]
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congrats!


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-14 16:55 [#02564616]
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hello!

February is quite a cold month for continual masturbation,
unless you use an oven glove or something


 

offline mohamed on 2018-11-14 17:36 [#02564618]
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thanks mate


 

offline Portnoy on 2018-11-15 06:25 [#02564673]
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Hi!

Here in the southern hemisphere February is usually
sweltering.

Honestly I think I’d rather have one out under a warm
blanket during winter than in the heat of summer.


 


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