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What is your favourite Male Super Power you will gain by completing No Nut November |
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a calcified prostate? |
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Well you can bonk someone over the head after you have it removed, a mugger for example. one needs to defend oneself in the Poor Camps |
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use it as an everlasting gobstopper |
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i didn't masturbate for 2 weeks once and i was very horny afterwards my panties were so wet |
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after 4 days of nofap I make squishing noises when I walk |
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Is a male superpower a power that a female couldn’t have? Some penis power I guess, but even then someone will point out women can have penis powers too. |
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I guess Prostate man is the ultimate male superhero. Trans super heroes usually don’t bother removing or adding a prostate. |
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if i didn't have a prostate how would i know |
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apart from i wouldn't have an orgasm when fingering my anus. i mean could i feel like something wasn't right? could i feel incomplete or empty maybe |
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depending on the size of the removed prostate maybe your lungs and shit could slide down into the resulting cavity, I bet you'd notice that, jogging would feel funny |
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You gotta give props to whoever came up with the idea; nuts are actually pretty fucking shitty for the environment. I used to eat a small handful of nuts for lunch everyday until I read an article about their awful environmental impact a few years back. Fuck 'em, there are much tastier options out there anyway. |
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I can look at your language usage and just know that you've honked off recently, def a serial honker |
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(don't feel bad it's good for your prostate a walnut sized gland that fills with rust sewage and other impure fluids if left unattended) |
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if words are followed by reality on the field, i worked out an increase on my salary today |
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basically ive been told i could do 10 hours overtime a month stably |
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that after i asked for the possibility of an increase of work hours on my current part-time contract, only because practically invited to ask |
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doing some quick calculations its like i will be working 5 weeks instead of 4. not bad. |
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nah, totally mislead that one. |
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its like for a week a month i will be working 6 hours a day instead of 4. not bad. |
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hmmm...not crazy about this idea. There should be something like full fap February. That I would rather endorse. |
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congrats! |
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hello! February is quite a cold month for continual masturbation, unless you use an oven glove or something |
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thanks mate |
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Hi! Here in the southern hemisphere February is usually sweltering. Honestly I think I’d rather have one out under a warm blanket during winter than in the heat of summer. |
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