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offline RussellDust on 2018-11-11 11:58 [#02564465]
Points: 16053 Status: Lurker | Followup to Monoid: #02564378



You do agree that there’s a difference between a
prostitute who is her own boss and happy doing her job, and
the criminal side of things, with women reduced to slaves,
and mass dirty money?

So what about this 50 year old dear whose clients include a
soldier with PTSD, a lonely shy man who wouldn’t ever have
sex otherwise, and a guy who comes more for the chat than
the sex...? She happy, she feels she’s helping people,
they’re happy. There’s nothing sordid going on. That’s
pretty socialist to me! (In a way)


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-11-11 12:02 [#02564466]
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She has two disabled regulars as well, one has no legs.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-11-11 12:03 [#02564467]
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As for you mentioning religion: what about Mary Magdalene?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-11-11 18:39 [#02564477]
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I know, i know, my opinion is a bit one sided


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-11-11 18:41 [#02564478]
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link please


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-11 21:06 [#02564479]
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Perhaps you will be the holy vessel for the new Messiah


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-11-11 21:44 [#02564482]
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but what if someone took your virginity already and you
don't know


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-11-11 21:45 [#02564483]
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while you were asleep maybe or looking the other way


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-11 21:47 [#02564484]
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Me too.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-11 21:49 [#02564485]
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Every day is a hazy maisma of tugging myself around on my
tippy toes or crying. Sometimes both at the same time.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-11 21:51 [#02564486]
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Why God why.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-11 21:52 [#02564487]
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I'd kill myself if I didn't think I'd end up spending
eternity being one of 72 servants to a champion of the
caliphate.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-11-11 22:20 [#02564489]
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Before Monoid can be declared a Wizard, our Sharia Officer
(SignedUpToLOL) must verify the presence of the Male Hymen.


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-11-12 09:11 [#02564491]
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is it similar to a prostate exam?


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-11-12 10:04 [#02564492]
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how did you manage to have two twitter accounts suspended?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-11-12 13:14 [#02564495]
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Me? Oh well, ask twitter. They never informed me about
anything. I guess their algorythm killed my two accounts.
Nowadays you just don't even have to threaten or insult
someone to get banned by twitter.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-11-13 18:18 [#02564521]
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well you're a virgin to each woman you meet anyway


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-11-14 19:55 [#02564636]
Points: 6123 Status: Lurker



https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Become-Alpha-Male-Successful/d
p/1411636600

Monoid,read this book
you've got nothing to lose by reading one book


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-11-14 19:56 [#02564637]
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Become-Alpha-Male-Successful...


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-11-14 20:00 [#02564639]
Points: 6123 Status: Lurker



How to Become an Alpha Male: Attract Women and Become
Successful at Seduction

by John Alexander

It's all common sense stuff. MONOID YOU HAVE TO READ THIS
BOOK MAN.


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-11-14 20:14 [#02564649]
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loool!! the sad part is umbromam is not joking. also the
hilarious part


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-11-14 20:45 [#02564653]
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customers who bought this book also rented: a white panel
truck


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-14 20:49 [#02564654]
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draw a lipstick pentagram on your kitchen flaw, enter the
pentagram with erect penis and solemnly chant the following
phrase:

"Aphrodite bear me a fruit of your bountiful loins, um
shamalama ding dong" repeat 5 times while rhymically
slapping your penis agains your thighs



 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-11-14 20:50 [#02564655]
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lol


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2018-11-14 23:08 [#02564657]
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enjoy the fact of being a virgin. you've something special
for the girl you'll have sex with.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-11-15 00:00 [#02564658]
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Nah, i am already weird enough


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-11-15 00:03 [#02564659]
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Yes, the sexworker ill lose my virginity with, will probably
be glad to hear that i am totally aids free.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-15 01:26 [#02564663]
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She might not be though. Is it worth the risk? Stay a virgin
forever.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-11-15 02:20 [#02564666]
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Yeah, Aids and Jesus are the 2 most convincing reasons not
to have sex.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-11-15 03:24 [#02564668]
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Jesus? Why so?


 


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