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offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-19 18:20 [#02561519]
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i started this thread cos i decided mine today, chubby
russian woman in wedges with hair so blonde they look white,
angelic face and transparent skin, a transparent woman for
sex


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-09-19 18:24 [#02561520]
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So can you see her veins, organs and stuff then?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-19 18:25 [#02561521]
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transparent as incredibly white


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-09-19 18:30 [#02561523]
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Well I imagine she looks very nice. I like the hair
description.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-09-19 18:30 [#02561524]
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pure aryan women who bathe in the milk of lesser races,
right?


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-09-19 18:31 [#02561525]
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LoL

As for my type, I’ll get back to you, mo!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-19 18:33 [#02561526]
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dazzling



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-19 18:39 [#02561527]
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more likely a milkwoman


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-09-19 19:18 [#02561534]
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Japanese


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-19 19:34 [#02561535]
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Under 25 years old - Jewish
25 to 40 years old - Arabic
40+ years old - black as the night


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-19 19:57 [#02561536]
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mmm interesting

what i like of japanese women is their martial speech

Jewish women all the time, for a variety of reasons, instead
of the 99% of the fat arab women over 25, not attracted by
the black skin atmo


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-19 20:00 [#02561537]
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every chick smile at you in tel aviv, unless the mothers,
which look fierce and preoccupied.


 

offline Portnoy on 2018-09-20 05:53 [#02561587]
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have a propensity towards Eastern European ladies. Happen to
be in a long term relationship with one, so I’m sorted.


 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-20 16:18 [#02561609]
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I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-20 16:28 [#02561611]
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semi skimmed or full fat?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-09-20 17:07 [#02561617]
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The ones that say Yes


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-20 18:06 [#02561633]
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the ones that 100% their heart was beating with yours


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-20 18:15 [#02561635]
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by the way

its the second time i see south american chicks stunning on
the face but so and so with the body, but todays one was so
beautiful and smiling she gave me and insta-semi.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-20 18:19 [#02561636]
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merry autumn to all, i wish you pussy in abundance


 

offline Advocate on 2018-09-20 20:16 [#02561644]
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Yeah.

I'll tell you all about my favorite kind of woman. I was
working as a security guard at a football stadium a couple
of years ago. One weekend a feminist group of women (3000 of
them or thereabouts) rented the stadium, and this happened:

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the
world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps
up to the stage.

The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 60,000
blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her
another chance!"

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of
getting 60,000 of you in one place and we have the world-
wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess
we can give her another chance."

So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out
a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the blonde
starts crying and the 60,000 girls begin to yell and wave
their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER
ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than
good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What
is 2 plus 2?"

The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute
eventually says, "Four?"

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 60,000
girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet
and scream... "Give her another chance! Give her another
chance!"

That's when I started to watch porn instead.


 

offline Advocate on 2018-09-20 20:22 [#02561646]
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this is fake news.

i wrote 3000 women turned up at the stadium.

where'd the rest of the women come from??


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-20 20:54 [#02561658]
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You lost me at "A blonde gingerly"


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-20 21:14 [#02561661]
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sounds like the english version of a public stoning into
some arabian stadium


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-20 21:32 [#02561665]
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i just understood the wicked final with the women keep on
wanting another chance after the correct result. wicked
writing!


 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-21 13:47 [#02561697]
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All whamen are attractive if they are intelligent.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-21 14:44 [#02561699]
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turned on by a black chick, so abundant


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-09-21 15:21 [#02561700]
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It's been a while since some of you have gotten any trim,
hasn't it?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-21 15:34 [#02561702]
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she sat next to me on the metro and even singed bit... half
past six in the morning.. why am i telling you


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-21 15:36 [#02561703]
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i just left a bit of beard grow after a long time and shaved
the moustaches like a taliban, shaved my head, tonight i
take out my sister for a pizza


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-21 15:36 [#02561704]
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i like to think myself and some kind of kratos, if you know
what i mean


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-21 15:43 [#02561705]
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on my path to become a gentleman


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-21 16:09 [#02561708]
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yeah god of war, Italy looks like it has loads of fit
immigrant women


 


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