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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-21 20:33 [#02559049]
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have you anything to do with the curvy indian chick i saw on the bus that gave me more than a semi
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-21 20:39 [#02559051]
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I envy men who gather strong wood from just observing women, I must admit when I see women in tight training pants I mutter *god damn* to myself
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-21 20:40 [#02559052]
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her feet seemed like my mum's ones at a point, but that didnt stop me picturing us in a kamasutra class or something
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-21 20:42 [#02559054]
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i saw a tranny today on the metro, and while he didnt give me any strong feeling, i said him to pump in my mind
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-21 20:45 [#02559055]
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do you have a tranny type as it were?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-21 20:48 [#02559058]
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well, if i had to fuck a tranny again, unlikely without getting drunk, i would like to do it with one that completely mistakes you for her beauty, also very unlikely without getting drunk
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-21 20:54 [#02559060]
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LAZY_TITLE
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-21 20:57 [#02559061]
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ive seen better over to porn sites
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-21 20:58 [#02559062]
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I know I just liked the cheesy music
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-21 21:00 [#02559063]
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yes of course ;)
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-21 21:02 [#02559064]
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;)
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-21 21:07 [#02559067]
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Lmao
I'm a transsexuals
Yallz are wierdos
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-21 21:08 [#02559068]
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If you didn't approach and try to get the beautiful curvey Indian girls number then we have nothing else to say or talk abou5 here
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-21 21:27 [#02559070]
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no i wont do that thing ever.
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2018-08-21 21:30 [#02559071]
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Become-Alpha-Male-Successful...
This book kicks arse. Pussy will magnetically fly into your face repeatedly if you read it.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-21 21:30 [#02559072]
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lol, did you read it umbro, and now you're full of pussy?
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2018-08-21 21:34 [#02559073]
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magnetically fly into your face dude
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-21 21:35 [#02559074]
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Lmao. Internet win
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-21 21:36 [#02559076]
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Magnetically fly into your face mohamed
How can we spell it out any easieresponses dude?
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2018-08-21 21:37 [#02559077]
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well i hope you lads read it if you want the pussy you'll need it not if youre hyperflake because he's black and handsome like the rapper drake
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-21 21:37 [#02559078]
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I'm black and rap
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2018-08-21 21:44 [#02559080]
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in nature, alpha males get to choose which pussy they want beta males get no pussy or scraps of pussy
women love sex but usually only with dominant males or providers
blah blah women love sex very much etc
they like guys who "get it" and turned off by guys that "dont get it"
you can have fun by collecting phone numbers etc then you can pick which girl you like
it works well until you get voices in the head like me, then you have to give it all up :-/ the other day this girl was on the train with me grabbing my hands and stuff flirting, because i just treat her like a friend, we were at the beach and she kept saying she wants to live there with her future husband. but i cant do anything with her because of my condition. even a fat bastard can be attractive if he has a few alpha traits.
but i prefer to sum it up as magnetically flying in your face
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-21 21:45 [#02559081]
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*claps loudly*
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2018-08-21 21:47 [#02559082]
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she stayed at my grandmother's house that night, which is a few doors down from me. trust me man, even a fat bastard can learn from this book. but for other reasons you know about me already im choosing to not get a girlfriend.
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-21 21:50 [#02559085]
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Mr. Unbroman3, what if I'm still a Virgin and I'm scared?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-21 21:53 [#02559088]
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i think the best is when they leave you no choice but to be with them
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2018-08-21 21:55 [#02559089]
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Come to my hometown, we'll go out clubbing together any time. Only the other day my and my cousin were getting our bums pinched by female geriatrics.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-21 21:56 [#02559091]
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lol, how much old, 80?
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2018-08-21 21:58 [#02559094]
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the short version is dress like james bond
i had a mate from arizona who read all these books and sites with me
he's happily married now and has a baby daughter 2 other mates, one from madison, the other from uk, both refused the book and sosuave.com and they both stuck in the beta mindset, hardly getting anything
if i didnt have voices in the head id totally be re-reading the book like it's the mother fucking bible.
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-21 21:58 [#02559095]
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Female geriatrics are cool
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-21 21:59 [#02559096]
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they are super rare but i would ride some in their 60s-70s
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2018-08-21 21:59 [#02559098]
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Dudes, they were old in the nightclub called Live Lounge Old grandmas, as old as my own mother pinching my bum lol Gross out comedy at its finest
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-21 22:00 [#02559099]
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Same.
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2018-08-21 22:02 [#02559101]
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loose pussy man
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-21 22:03 [#02559102]
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Make fun of me if you must But my oldest was 53
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2018-08-21 22:07 [#02559104]
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i dont know how old she was but her pussy was loose as fuck, must have been 40-50, i was fuckign drunk as fuck and it was in china
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-21 22:09 [#02559105]
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are you sure it wasnt a pair of balls?
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2018-08-21 22:13 [#02559106]
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i know how to say "help me in" in chinese lol it was the right hole, just loose as fuck, worthless like sticking your dick in a glass of water
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-21 22:18 [#02559107]
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I like water
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-21 22:26 [#02559108]
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you know my first time was like asking her if something had entered
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2018-08-21 22:27 [#02559109]
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hehe
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-08-21 22:41 [#02559112]
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nothing wrong with a thicc desi girl imo
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-08-21 23:40 [#02559116]
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this thread smell like that sock i used to keep for Man Mess
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-08-21 23:53 [#02559118]
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I... really should have read the rest of the thread before replying
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mermaidman
on 2018-08-22 00:13 [#02559119]
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a mohamed thread? gaaaay
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-22 06:03 [#02559126]
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I'll promise next time i'll do a thread about the soldiers of allah, so we can cover your needs
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-22 06:23 [#02559127]
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Enlightening thread
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-22 06:53 [#02559129]
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this thread is a riot
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-22 11:07 [#02559222]
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You guys make me smile a lot a5 5.07am
I'm giving thask
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-22 11:54 [#02559233]
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Tony Danza will you marry me
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