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Tony Danza
from r/semenretention on 2018-08-15 05:14 [#02558591]
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had a bit of luck in a gift store, a girl was wearing short shorts and her bums were hanging out
within 24 hrs I was eating the best hambuerger in my life
coincidence????
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-15 06:32 [#02558592]
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Before you can access Best Burger, you must witness Lucky Buns.
Imagine if you'd seen her Taco!?!?!?
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-15 08:55 [#02558594]
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You've been smiled upon. Remember this wonderful day.
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mermaidman
on 2018-08-15 10:11 [#02558596]
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the best scenario i think would be to eat the hamburger while checking out her bums behind a counter in the gift store
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-08-15 10:44 [#02558598]
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i often wish i had bums plural, one for business, one for pleasure, a display model etc
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-15 11:17 [#02558599]
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i got plenty of good luck for recreational puroposes, a bit less for business ones
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DADONCK
from here on 2018-08-15 14:56 [#02558600]
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few weeks ago, this cute girl gave me her usb stick for a project. we put it in a media player because we wanted to play a video from the stick. the media player automatically makes big thumbnails of every picture or video on the stick and the first thumbnail was a pic of her lying naked on the bed 8)
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mermaidman
on 2018-08-15 16:02 [#02558601]
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that's sexual harassment!
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Tony Danza
from r/semenretention on 2018-08-15 16:23 [#02558602]
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I think this is what "hooters" had in mind, minus the gifts
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Tony Danza
from r/semenretention on 2018-08-15 16:24 [#02558603]
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go go gadget bum
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mermaidman
on 2018-08-15 17:31 [#02558606]
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yeah but not as fun without the stalking
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-15 18:55 [#02558608]
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When a man's *sap* rises, he needs bitch.
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Tony Danza
from r/semenretention on 2018-08-15 19:06 [#02558609]
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I think a bead of precum just formed on your action figure
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2018-08-15 19:11 [#02558610]
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For every good luck thread on XLT, there's a bad luck post on Facebook.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-08-16 18:39 [#02558697]
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When a man's *sap* rises, he needs a trap bitch.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-16 21:59 [#02558705]
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Sluts
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-16 22:01 [#02558707]
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If you put it in her butt she will automatically get pregnant
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RussellDust
on 2018-08-16 22:36 [#02558710]
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So that’s one unlucky post on FB...
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