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I’m shit at modern video games
 

online RussellDust on 2018-08-11 20:36 [#02558428]
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I don’t like to be stressed out when playing but most of
the modern games stress me out. It took me two hours to pass
a small level in battlefront 2. Only the fact I was flying a
Tie fighter kept me going.

Do you still play? Are you good at these shooter games?


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-11 20:46 [#02558431]
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don't worry im shit as well


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-08-11 21:02 [#02558440]
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i used to be alright at bullet hell shooters and retro-style
platformers on the pc but i've been without for nigh on 3
years now. reflexes will be blunted. haven't played a
console since ps1 days, apart from a few goes on call of
duty at my mam and stepdad's house. i was shit at it,
legitimately awful


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-11 21:12 [#02558441]
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Certain genres I am utterly shite at, like fighters, still
play them for fun though.

I think I'm becoming less interested in drawn out story or
goal orientated games and gravitating back towards arcadey
stuff where you just play until you get a score. I bought
Prey, Nioh anf Fallout 4 but couldn't get in to any of them
but am happy just sticking on gran turismo or tekken and
enjoying losing/winning.


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2018-08-11 21:19 [#02558442]
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everyone play a game of your choice and let's see who is the
shittiest. please be honest though


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2018-08-11 21:22 [#02558443]
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describe your gameplay in a paragraph


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-11 21:23 [#02558444]
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gammy handed strabismus eyed


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-11 21:31 [#02558445]
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Offline = "you win" sound effect. Online = "you lose" sound
effect.


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2018-08-11 21:46 [#02558446]
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on the first floor i found a flaming scimitar on the second
floor a wizard ogre handed my ass to me


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-11 21:48 [#02558447]
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you have to get the protective amulet of yendalf from
bobbins the gnome


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2018-08-11 22:13 [#02558448]
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oh shit i knew something was up


 

offline Chodi from 1337V1773 on 2018-08-12 01:42 [#02558452]
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Not anymore. There was something about killing innocent
children on XBL without some shit kid talking about how
cringy things are and repeating memes. Or like when you'd
plug in your mic and said hey
some dude was always there to be like sup bro. Now it's
just like, who are you, what a loser.

Indeksical, me exactly
I ordered a shady snes 101 in 1 cart from ebay and it's
actually great.


 

offline Chodi from 1337V1773 on 2018-08-12 03:58 [#02558454]
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Oops. I thought the message was just aimed at shooters.

I'm playing Saw: The Video Game
really really good at drawing me in

Lost planet 2 & Alan Wake in the basket too


 

offline mohamed on 2018-08-12 17:53 [#02558490]
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you reach the peak of your videogaming career between 5-15
years of age


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-12 18:05 [#02558493]
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has anyone been playing PUBG?


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2018-08-12 18:28 [#02558494]
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i like watching other people play it on youtube


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-12 18:43 [#02558495]
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My nephew does that.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2018-08-12 19:19 [#02558496]
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i play megaman doom sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wswFcaHWcQ8

been this single player game recently:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/422970/Devil_Daggers/

if you played crimsonland it's kind of like that but first
person. longest i survived is about 4 mins


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2018-08-12 19:31 [#02558497]
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your nephew knows how to have a good time.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-12 23:12 [#02558501]
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LAZY_TITLE

had a go of this?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2018-08-13 18:37 [#02558533]
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no, looks very good lol


 

online RussellDust on 2018-08-15 21:11 [#02558624]
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I got better and am playing as Luke on this lush island
right now.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-15 21:12 [#02558625]
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brilliant, got past the space battles then?


 

online RussellDust on 2018-08-15 21:38 [#02558630]
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Yes and I feel the space battles are actually what’s best
about the game. Can’t wait to pilot the falcon!


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-15 21:39 [#02558631]
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good to see perseverance paying off, yes that will be ace


 

online RussellDust on 2018-08-15 21:48 [#02558634]
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Cheers


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2018-08-16 01:11 [#02558661]
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As truly lame as it brag about this, I used to be really
good at online shooters. I had really fast reaction time and
once I knew the maps, I was consistently #1 (or near it)
score in every server.

Fast forward 10 years, and I am utterly, irredeemably, shit.
I don't have the reflexes I used to (at all), and I don't
have the time or patience to practice the hours a day
required to have a chance. I tried to give it a serious go
on Battlefield One, and I got so mercilessly demolished that
after a few weeks, I realized it was time to throw in the
towel for life.

I do, and have always, liked RPGs the best. I play those and
platformers now. And shooters, but only offline.

Brutal Doom is amazing.


 


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