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offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-08 08:39 [#02556087]
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I've gone down a rabbit hole of reading the synopsises
(synopisi? synopses?) of homosexual/bisexual/whatever
romance ebooks. This one for a book called "Rupert" kills
me;

"A bisexual, polyamorous aristocrat with too many secrets

discovers his one-night stand is a gossip journalist with
strong opinions on the nobility."




 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-08 08:46 [#02556088]
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Part of the charm is how badly it's written. I bet there's
some serious coin to be made churning out hom-rom.

Sebastian, thinking ahead to his meeting later that morning
with the refugee relief committee, cupped Ramon's exquisite
brown Brazilian balls; "I won't be around for brunch I'm
afraid," he said in his crisp, educated tone "so you better
let me suck you off now".


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-08 09:02 [#02556089]
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Sebastian, the human rights lawyer, listened intently to
Negassi's harrowing tale of how he'd escaped persecution for
being a gay in Eritrea. Negassi's name meant "King" in
jungle language, and Sebastian's mind was wandering from the
legal technicalities of the case and into a dark, dank, even
dangerous place where this "King" ruled over him. Sebastian
could undo so much colonial harm by rimming this regal
refugee. He wanted to sweep away all the papers off his
desk, drop his trousers, bend over and say "Welcome to the
UK"


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-08 09:07 [#02556090]
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The real trick would be to write a homo-rom book but,
through the wilfully unfortunate use of outdated language,
make it apparent that the author's either not gay or
uncomfortable being an unconscious gay. I don't know why I
think this train of thought is worth pursuing beyond one
initial self-lol.

I called the cat Sex Dog earlier and laughed. I think I am
cracking up.

"A Cry for Help" - that'll be the book title.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-08 09:25 [#02556091]
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i dont know why but this reminds me of the day i saw this
intellectual-rasta guy at the psycho-social center i go to,
with an african immigrant, that made his case with the
operator there (a girl that asking for the african's id
placed herself between his legs) like he was a lawyer but
truly dealing with him as an inferior as a jealous wife
would do,


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-08 09:27 [#02556092]
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sorry, as a jealous husband would do


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-08 09:43 [#02556093]
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maybe a case where the rasta struggles not to be gay in that
situation where the african with small balls fucks them
both. lol.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-08 09:47 [#02556094]
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You only have to say the words "Intellectual-Rasta" and
"African with Small Balls" and the book's practically
written itself.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-08 10:00 [#02556095]
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Available now at the exclusive price of €3,100 (reflecting
the number of migrants that drowned last year attempting to
cross the Mediterranean), with 2% of profits going to the
Pink Helmets who distribute teat-less condoms and butt-plugs
in Syria, the ebook "Refugees Welcome (to have sex with
me)".


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-07-08 10:25 [#02556096]
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hahaha, "sex dog" is a great name for a cat. are we the only
species to engage in naughty bum play? i started a rumour
when i was about 14 that a friend had a fetish for dog's
arses. i suppose cats would be even tighter. no idea where
that train of thought is going


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-07-08 10:35 [#02556097]
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if all of those e-stories were as fun as these i would lose
hours reading them probably but good news they aren't


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-08 10:39 [#02556099]
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"giraffes have been called "especially gay" for often
engaging in male-male sexual behavior more than
male-female"


Not my words, but the words of renowned, irrefutable source
of truth, Wikipedia.

List of mammals displaying homosexual behavior

Think of it, Giraffe Porn.

Oh, it exists


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-07-08 10:47 [#02556100]
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oh, it makes sense that they are "especially gay", i always
felt somewhat drawn to giraffes.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-08 10:49 [#02556101]
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Judging by the wealth of material on the internet, it
appears you're not alone.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-08 13:32 [#02556102]
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Rupert lived with a family of Bonobos...


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-08 19:02 [#02556117]
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haha that sounds like a good book beginning


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2018-07-10 06:25 [#02556321]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-10 11:31 [#02556324]
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One doesn't mean to disrespect "other voices" but there's
not a great deal of subtlety to those titles. Though, on the
other hand, you could say that they're not misleading and
that you pretty much know what you're going to get when you
pick up a copy of... Hard, Horny Cowpokes.

Buttrustle! is a bit ambiguous. Though I suspect it involves
Butts and Cowpokes.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-10 11:53 [#02556325]
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Buttrustle is a wonderful title.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-10 12:53 [#02556326]
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<—- RussellButt


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-10 13:04 [#02556327]
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RussellButts

I supposed it’s about russelling in someone’s behind?


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-10 13:15 [#02556331]
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Buttrustle! a mix between Russell and Tussle


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-10 13:17 [#02556332]
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poor joke, you can really say im back to work half of the
day


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-10 14:00 [#02556336]
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Ohhhhh, you're on to something there. Some kind of Ying and
Yang deal. Opposites attract.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-10 14:15 [#02556337]
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'Buttrustle' by Barbara Cartland


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-07-10 14:28 [#02556338]
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bumchuff and buttrustle, highly regarded thinkers in the
field of brown love


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-10 14:32 [#02556339]
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<—- RussellButt of the joke.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-10 16:01 [#02556341]
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brown like a tanned gay


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-10 16:23 [#02556347]
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"russelbutt Rupert & the homosexual bonobo quandry" by
Russell T Davis


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-10 16:58 [#02556349]
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I'll take two copies, one will no doubt get ruined.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-10 17:04 [#02556351]
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I’ll gladly sign copies for memorabilia. Just send me your
book with a paid return stamp or whatever, barcode, and some
soiled tidy whities.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-10 17:11 [#02556352]
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it comes with a wipeable plastic cover and a box of Kleenex


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2018-07-10 21:31 [#02556421]
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This is so good I wasn't sure at first whether you were
copy/pasting or had written it. You have a gift!

On the topic of discussion: although extremely on the nose,
I feel that the collected works of Dr. Chuck Tingle may be
of interest. I don't know where to find synopses, but the
titles alone are a wild ride. Apologies if Dr. Tingle is old
news.

Go forth and be merry


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2018-07-12 03:36 [#02556530]
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gay guys.....whuts up with them yall???? they dress up and
look like ur mother!!!! they act feminine and look sexy and
sometimes u mistake them 4 ladies :( they wear tite cloths
and makeup and sometimes u see them u might LUST


 


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