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offline RussellDust on 2018-06-29 20:33 [#02555379]
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Mohamed vs mermaidman

From what I understand, they’re both Jews but neither is
the right kind according to the other. Both are homosexual
(again, according to each other), but enjoy older women too.
Both are lame, and an insult to life (again...).

Signeduptolol vs everyone

He seems to enjoy a dig here and there, the odd racist rant.
I enjoy his little whips at hyperflake, because then
hyperflake says he has a small willy and drinks wee wee from
urine pouches.

The board vs freqy

Aw. Freqy has, more than any other member, managed to annoy
many. It’s weird really because they’re never nasty, and
promote healthy living and kindness. Hyperflake likes freqy
though, quite a bit. Nothing wrong with that, until it
clogs the board. Of course that problem has been
resolved beautifully, with the now famous ‘Random
Threads’, which are random only for their content. Freqy
once really upset belb.

The AMPI FITS

AMPI does get upset at us idiots, but it seems he also has a
soft spot for this place. He likes Tony Blair. Nothing wrong
with that, but he really likes Tony Blair.

Tussle Toss

I think he gave up. He was possibly just a forum actor
playing a childish dimwit.

Mo vs EpicMegaTracks

This has been going on for a while now. It’s rivalry,
it’s accepted rivalry. Mo tends to be mean, and EMT will
always manage to annoy mo, no matter what.

I’ve forgotten a few I’m sure. Nothing will beat the
board (when it was at its peak in numbers) vs Tibbar.



 

offline RussellDust on 2018-06-29 20:42 [#02555380]
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it’s my face


 

offline mohamed on 2018-06-29 20:53 [#02555382]
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well lets explain some things. i like women, sometimes i
have semi swith mature women, or boners with obese ones. and
boners with tranny girls in particular submission poses. i
dont have any boners with young chicks, or normal women i
really like. that doesnt mean a shit i've heard, that what
turns you on might not actually be what you want, and my
ultimate desire is for one beautiful woman to be, no matter
the sexual 'education' i had, and thats what ultimately is
gonna be, with or without viagra is up to her mindlike i
think.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-06-29 20:56 [#02555383]
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Thats fine with me. It’s merman that has issues with your
sexuality.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-06-29 20:58 [#02555384]
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its because he's a fucking closet gay


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-06-29 21:18 [#02555385]
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zilty's interactive soap opera is my social life, lol :(


 

offline mohamed on 2018-06-29 21:19 [#02555386]
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ha ha. we truly are heroes in a moment of despair


 

offline mohamed on 2018-06-29 21:42 [#02555389]
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oh and another thing. in any fucking way i was given a bad
look all the time i spent in israel, even by plainclothes
police. certian things also go without saying.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-06-29 21:54 [#02555390]
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4 years and my ban will expire, cant wait to go back there
and find beheading from the hands of some frikkin fanatic.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-06-29 22:03 [#02555391]
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anyway, Tussle Toss has a soul, its just one your targets.
and Tibbar is dead.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-06-29 22:23 [#02555392]
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*of


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-30 08:26 [#02555396]
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I'd buy a book of best xlt blazes and catfights.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-30 08:31 [#02555397]
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Maybe phobia could crowdfund it to help pay for the huge
server costs of providing an online ballpool for a dozen
aging mental longs to flail around and shriek in


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-30 08:33 [#02555398]
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Mongs


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-06-30 10:56 [#02555400]
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He spends most of his time having a go at me, but sure,
he’s one of my targets...

As for tibbar, really? I know a few members have left us,
including K-maty, but had no idea for tibbar. Are you sure?


 

offline mohamed on 2018-06-30 12:05 [#02555401]
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i dont know, i wasnt being serious, you seems to evoke
people at times whose fate only you are aware of, like your
imaginary friends or something, there is no more Tibbar here
mate. its just me and you and a few others. if this was an
rpg your summoning power would be 1/10.


 

offline wavephace from OFFICIAL xlt mod-in-training on 2018-06-30 13:42 [#02555402]
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tibbar is dead in the nietzschean sense


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-06-30 14:40 [#02555405]
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Yeah where were you?

Lol, fleetmouse and myself amongst like to reminisce. Big
fucking deal, mohamed!


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-06-30 14:41 [#02555406]
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“If this was a RPG....” what? What’s your issue now?
Do you ever stop having fucking issues?

Lol, your comeback power is in the minuses then!


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-06-30 14:45 [#02555408]
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look russell if you don't like me that's okay but don't
break my heart


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-06-30 14:47 [#02555409]
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Ha ha! You know I like you. The hardcorest member threads
were meant to be taken lightly. I don’t dislike anyone.
Shall I get into the water for a hug, or would you like to
come out?


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-06-30 14:59 [#02555410]
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ok i'll come out

edit: of the water


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-30 15:10 [#02555411]
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U can't edit posts here mate, part of phobiazeros 'eternal
shame' policy


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-06-30 15:18 [#02555413]
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oh sorry i didn't know


 

offline mohamed on 2018-06-30 15:19 [#02555414]
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tell it to the tit and thread starter known as RussellDust


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-06-30 15:34 [#02555415]
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He did! lol


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-06-30 23:45 [#02555441]
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Someone needs to turn this into an epic movie, were people
insult each other from behind a computer. This is the
fucking future


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-30 23:49 [#02555443]
Points: 20213 Status: Regular



lovefueds - insert my 3 foot long neon green triple headed
penis


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-30 23:51 [#02555444]
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yeah june 2018 will go down as 'cuntageddon' everyone was a
bastard to everyone else more or less, I reckon its the hot
weather


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-01 10:51 [#02555447]
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and we havent even started


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-01 10:56 [#02555448]
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Stabbin' on the streets
Weather gettin' hot
and the yout' want what they ain't not got
COMMUNITY!
Dem blame de police
For the wave of urban murderation
Same ting here with the lack of moderation
If ONLY we could stop and search
Hypie, before he mek another thread
DEN MAYBE
This board would not RUN RED
PEACE!


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-01 11:08 [#02555449]
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Thank you for gracing us with your presence.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-01 11:10 [#02555450]
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Yes, all this muderation... in da nation, of which xlt is a
reflection!


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-01 20:39 [#02555477]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2018-07-01 22:28 [#02555483]
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Tibbar is alive and well. He mostly uses limewire on the
darkweb these days.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-01 22:29 [#02555485]
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limewire still exist>?


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2018-07-01 22:45 [#02555486]
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No I'm kidding. He lives in Ohio now. Does some music with
Milieu out there.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-01 22:49 [#02555487]
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ah ok, remember emule and edonkey


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-02 20:05 [#02555545]
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i must say that my cock was so on those days. you shouldve
seen the face of the israeli soldier when he saw in my
suitcase the pair of underpants i used as mop for all the
wanks i had.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-02 22:03 [#02555572]
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I’m not saying you waking is a bad thing.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-03 20:02 [#02555628]
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but...?


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-03 20:06 [#02555630]
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did your pants look like the turin shroud?


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-03 20:07 [#02555632]
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hahahaha


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-03 20:08 [#02555634]
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yeah they must have been kind of rigid, the soldier picked
them up with a stick


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-03 20:31 [#02555639]
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well at least they didnt smell of fish


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-03 20:36 [#02555640]
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or they did....?


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-06 10:14 [#02555869]
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Delicious aroma of gefilte, I imagine.

And pickled herring.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-06 12:27 [#02555871]
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That rotten fish Scandinavians like so much. Or that durian
fruit.
Or maybe, disappointingly, it smells of nothing.

I guess underwear like that becomes so solid you can use it
as a ping pong racket.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-06 19:56 [#02555884]
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i googled those at work, glad it wasnt some kind of stuffed
dick or something


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-07 14:07 [#02555972]
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"I rang the buzzer. He opened the door almost
immediately.

He already had his meat out."


Page 1, paragraph 1 of my new memoirs "Who put that
there? (1994-2002)
"


 


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