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As the title might suggest.... Rambo 5 in pre production (for 2019) |
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bloody hell i don’t remember the last one being this violent. i must have seen a softer edit version :..0 |
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yes Rambo the 4th film is incredibly violent, he blasts endless streams of ill armed Asian men into fragments of bloody meat |
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5th Rambo should be a drama film, him hitting the bottle and going to various different religious seminars to try and find a outlet for his guilt |
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sounds like a Rambo Disney version. |
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Rambo 5, he spends his days fat and in a chair retweeting Trump and posting racist conspiracy theories. |
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lol yeah, in a trailer park barbequing road kill addicted to prescription painkillers, having a meltdown in Walmart |
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Edogawa Rambo |
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edogawa? |
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It’s a gaigaro of Edgar Allan Poe that a famous Japanese writer had as a pen name: Edogawa ranpo. |
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ahh! I did wonder |
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are all the songs about wanking? |
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that lady dressed as darth vader she must be out of black adder or something i know? |
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Crikey! That is some brutally graphic overkill. Not sure how a 71 year old Rambo could top that? Unless he just rolls around in the blood naked and rapes dead body parts. |
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I think you might be thinking of miriam margolyes from the beer episode |
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napalm enemas |
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He runs for president. The film is about the tumultuous campaign, with various enemies along the way. In the end he is president. The next one will be about his first week in office. No, it will be a tv series HBO or Showtime. |
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First year in office* |
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yeah first thing he does is start up Asian interment camps |
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all school children equipped with a bowie knife |
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No, you don’t get it, he isn’t reformed. After so much hatred, survival, and killing, he wants to save the USA, and then the world. The “correct” way. And there’s a plot thingy here because he realises how the world of politics is worse than the world of machine gunning people down, which he found easier. It will have a Veep side to it as well. |
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He IS reformed* Sorry |
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yeah ok id watch that, id like to see one where he infiltrates a david koresh like branch Davidian militia to free the kids then kills the bad guy with a uppercut onto a flaming crucifix |
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haha. that never gets old. |
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it doesn't does it, I think some people thought it was real first time round, I remember watching the broadcast and it was cleverly done, the moustache gave it away |
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"Its your Edmonds, your Thomas Hamiltons, all so called 'nice |
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Rambo X - He agrily goes back through time shooting volcanic ebola gas lazer bombs into the faces of historical tyrants at baby age. Leaving him with only one vicous killing machine baby left to eliminate, being himself. The baby Rambo kills him and the circle of death continues for another 10 films (at least) |
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He find a quite job in a dobbie's garden centre, but finds a consignment of heroin being smuggled in garden gnomes, he shoots up all the greenhouses and sheds with dual uzis and decapitates the workers/smugglers with a garden fork |
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Gnomes that reform like liquid terminators. Shitting fuck. Rambo v's Terminator. That should be a thing. You can even have it set during an zombie apocalypse, for added death count. |
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Rambo vs terminator vs gardeners question time |
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Alan Titchmarsh as Gardo |
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You’d def get more financing than I would! |
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alan titsmarsh as robognome |
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tits marsh, alan cock swamp |
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*throws tomato* |
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a friend of mine showed me a picture of the menu of a restaurant run by egyptians, and 'rambo fillet' was written in it |
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haha good one, |
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