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offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2018-05-14 18:34 [#02551748]
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5


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-14 18:36 [#02551750]
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noels house party era - 8/10
deal or no deal eye makeup era - 3/10


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2018-05-15 16:07 [#02551802]
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that pretty much hits the nail on the head, thread closed


 

offline freqy on 2018-05-15 16:15 [#02551803]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2018-05-15 16:26 [#02551807]
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His smash hit album was great too.


 

offline freqy on 2018-05-15 16:26 [#02551808]
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oh wait, i got a bit confused. lol : )


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-15 16:28 [#02551809]
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fucking hell, I can feel the liquid tendrils of time
flapping before my eyes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-15 17:55 [#02551814]
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there is something about noel that is beyond categorisation,
however id give him a firm 7/10


 

offline freqy on 2018-05-15 18:59 [#02551815]
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deal or no deal is one of the most depressing and pointless
shows i have ever seen. way to serious and far to sloblock

I like "ooh er sounds a bit rude" and.."dont be dirteh"

countdown is o,k too

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-11 10:37 [#02553955]
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Does Noel ever spare a thought for the 25 year old he killed
in the quest for ratings?


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-06-11 13:33 [#02553956]
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What’s that?

I rate him a four out of ten.


 

offline freqy on 2018-06-11 18:05 [#02553967]
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i like him. ..he funny.


 

offline freqy on 2018-06-11 18:08 [#02553968]
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Noels deal or no deal 300 million dollar poundingtons.

LAZY_TITLE

still needs some blobby in this clip tho.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-11 18:29 [#02553969]
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I like to think of him haunting what remains of the ruins of
Crinkley Bottom, the inexplicably maligned Mr Blobby-based
theme park. I haven't gone through all this thread but isn't
there a Day Today or Brass Eye sketch about Edmonds shooting
people from the top of his mansion?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-11 18:36 [#02553970]
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yeah killing Clive Anderson. Noel Edmonds seems quite bitter
about most things, when ever he is in the media he is
complaining about something that directly effects him


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-11 18:50 [#02553971]
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He's not someone you can really warm to. What's the best
thing about Noel Edmonds? Oh, his human touch. His ability
to reach out across barriers. His wokeness. His affability.
His kindness

I mean, how would you describe Noel?

Greedy?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-11 18:58 [#02553972]
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LAZY_TITLE

says it all really, couldn't live with the thought he might
have to sell his Bentley or whatever


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-06-11 18:59 [#02553973]
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Ha ha! He’s about as gripping as a wet handshake. On the
upside, I’m sure he makes a lot of people happy and
content, or he wouldn’t still be on the box.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-06-11 19:00 [#02553974]
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Or is he still on the box because it’s his production
company?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-11 19:01 [#02553976]
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I reckon mr blobby was a shadow of his true self


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-11 19:01 [#02553977]
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he used to have this show not that long ago that was like
Noel's right wing personal gripes about elf and safety
regulations,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-11 19:02 [#02553978]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-06-11 19:14 [#02553980]
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Lots of fearmongering going on in that show. Is he bipolar,
thinking hat people can just switch on and off from being
scared to being sad, to being happy and laughing at the
jokes. All the while thinking how kind and thoughtful and
generous he is. It’s funny how he sells to the general
public and is so desperate to show he is one of them, all
the while giving hits that he isn’t. And yeah what
signeduptolol said.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-11 19:28 [#02553981]
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yeah bipolar is a good description of that show, it cant
decide what its meant to be,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-11 19:31 [#02553982]
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I don't hate him or dislike him really, he just comes across
as a prat


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-11 20:31 [#02553988]
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he is sort of a human avatar of everything that is banal,
mediocre and crap in Britain like phillip schofield


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-06-11 21:35 [#02553999]
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You rated him a seven out of ten, I want to hear a bhit more
positive talk from you young man!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-12 23:52 [#02554062]
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I don't think I was really thinking seriously when I rated
him 7/10, he is a 2/10 really,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-13 00:42 [#02554066]
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I don't think noel Edmonds is real in the traditional sense,
he is a malignant being permeating our reality like a
drawing pin pushed through a stack of post it notes


 


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