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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-04 14:27 [#02550726]
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saw a guy walking home today whose face was totally red like a baboons arse, I don't know what mixture of alcohol, radiation or steroids did it but it looked like his head might explode any minute like in scanners.
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freqy
on 2018-05-04 18:08 [#02550732]
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maybe he was a Red Liverpudlian? like the red indians, but from liverpool ?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-04 18:24 [#02550735]
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he was redder than I knew it was possible to be in a human, he must have been a bit older than me, I looked at his coming out of the office and quickly looked away, perhaps he was on some medication or had got extremely sunburnt
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-04 18:26 [#02550736]
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off license I mean
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-04 23:21 [#02550758]
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Hi love, long day at the office, I mean off license, I mean... did you see that red guy?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-04 23:23 [#02550760]
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I did seem him honest, I was definitely sober at the time
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freqy
on 2018-05-05 00:03 [#02550761]
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maybe you had your fly undone and he was blushing. and you will be on crime watch next week for indecent exposure?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-05 00:14 [#02550762]
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yes its possible with the jeans I wear. it was really odd I was crossing a road where the off license was and I saw him and my minds eye zoomed on him and it was like that scene Mulholland drive where you see that freaky guy at the back of the diner, I got that same shock for a moment
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-05 00:15 [#02550763]
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Cliff Glitchard
from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2018-05-05 01:00 [#02550764]
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LOL I look a little like that at the moment, after playing golf this afternoon.
My skin tone is naturally quite reddish though. I think I might be part Cherokee
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freqy
on 2018-05-05 07:30 [#02550766]
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I..am part Red Indian y know, Cherokee,
I can even tell when its going to wrain!
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