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saw a guy walking home today whose face was totally red like a baboons arse, I don't know what mixture of alcohol, radiation or steroids did it but it looked like his head might explode any minute like in scanners. |
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maybe he was a Red Liverpudlian? like the red indians, but from liverpool ? |
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he was redder than I knew it was possible to be in a human, he must have been a bit older than me, I looked at his coming out of the office and quickly looked away, perhaps he was on some medication or had got extremely sunburnt |
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off license I mean |
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Hi love, long day at the office, I mean off license, I mean... did you see that red guy? |
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I did seem him honest, I was definitely sober at the time |
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maybe you had your fly undone and he was blushing. and you will be on crime watch next week for indecent exposure? |
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yes its possible with the jeans I wear. it was really odd I was crossing a road where the off license was and I saw him and my minds eye zoomed on him and it was like that scene Mulholland drive where you see that freaky guy at the back of the diner, I got that same shock for a moment |
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LOL I look a little like that at the moment, after playing golf this afternoon. My skin tone is naturally quite reddish though. I think I might be part Cherokee |
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I..am part Red Indian y know, Cherokee, I can even tell when its going to wrain! |
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