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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-11 20:23 [#02546471]
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I hate this country.and for the longest time I couldn't
work out why, then today I went to buy a paperback book and
it was nearly 30 dollars (20 quid) and I realised I hate it
because evidently no one reads.

What's your most hated country, irrational xenophobia
welcomed.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-03-11 20:45 [#02546477]
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Lol, that's too funny


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-03-11 21:28 [#02546483]
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woah, you live in australia now?


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-03-11 22:04 [#02546485]
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You’re travelling a lot it seems! One minute with Umbro in
New York, the next in oz...



 

offline freqy on 2018-03-11 22:33 [#02546493]
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They also fluoridate the water there, no option but to drink
the topical medicine of those that do not brush heir teeth.
side effect subservience.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-11 22:38 [#02546502]
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they have spiders that run around the rim of the toilet bowl
looking for dangly bollocks to sink their fangs in


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-11 22:39 [#02546503]
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billy danglers on your billabong mate


 

offline freqy on 2018-03-11 23:06 [#02546517]
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what on earth does that mean?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-12 13:35 [#02546613]
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i had to have a poo in the dark in a portaloo at a festival
in the outback and it was the most terrifying experience of
my life.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-12 13:36 [#02546614]
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nah just a work trip, i'd never move here.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-03-12 21:17 [#02546644]
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i think they met in liverpool


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-03-12 21:29 [#02546647]
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That’s not what I saw. How do you know?

Oh, Umbro, Indeks, do you have a scouse accent?


 

offline mohamed on 2018-03-12 21:30 [#02546648]
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i remember the thread when umbro told about the visit he had
to liverpool and met indeksical


 

offline mohamed on 2018-03-12 21:31 [#02546649]
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and the meeting he had with indeksical


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-12 21:44 [#02546650]
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I've still got me brummy accent, although it's getting
milder.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-03-12 21:54 [#02546653]
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Ok I can answer your initial question, in a way. I love
languages, as a safeguard I translate and interpret, and was
lucky enough to learn two languages at once from birth (one
side of the family ily only spoke English, the other
French). Sometimes Spanish can piss me off, as can the male
spaniard’ English accent, but I can tolerate it. As i can
tolerate the speedy, angry sounding Greek, depending on
who’s talking. But, of course there’s a ‘but’...
well spoken German can be utterly beautiful, but I cannot
stand the various Swiss German versions. I don’t mind
saying that I find it to be an utterly detestable and ugly
language. Full of comical tones interspersed with
“kkkhrrrrs” and “hrkkheuytekreustkkkkrrrrrha”
bullshit. It really pains me because I know that Swiss
German people are not as stupid as they fucking sound. When
I hear Steven Gerrard or Jamie Carragher speak, I do wince,
because certain sounds remind me of Swiss German. That
“kkhrrrrr” thing. Fuck me it doesn’t make either of
them sound smart, which they aren’t, but many, many people
form Liverpool are. It’s weird. Sound bias.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-13 05:40 [#02546684]
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That's perfectly natural, we have a concept of what sounds
'dumb' through what we encounter. the brummy accent is seen
as stupid sounding but also very friendly, which i dont
mind. the scousers have it far worse, especially with the
way they've been portrayed on tv for the last few decades.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-13 05:53 [#02546685]
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my mate was shagging an australian girl and she looked him
square in the eyes and said 'have you slimed yet?'

vile country.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-03-13 08:01 [#02546686]
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all prostitutes do, don't they?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-13 09:42 [#02546687]
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That terminology is uniquely Aussie.


 


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