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bumhole illnesses
 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-09 22:01 [#02546286]
Points: 3322 Status: Addict



so there can be many reasons for bumhole illnesses
apparently. you sit on cold? bumhole ill. you get diarrhea?
bumhole ill. you constipated? bumhole ill. bumhole sex?
bumhole ill.

i wiped my ass a little hard cause i'm compulsive and it
bled a little. no gay sex for me for a while.

please don't post links. thank you.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-09 22:13 [#02546287]
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just cause it's titled bumhole illnesses doesn't mean this
thread has to be about bumhole illnesses. please feel free
to share anything you like.

p.s. my bumhole is fine.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-09 22:29 [#02546288]
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Well, even if it's not strictly about bumhole illness I
think any posts in here should at least be about bumholes;
bumhole anecdotes, funny bumhole stories, bumhole culture
and, most importantly, bumhole health and happiness.

Let's be honest here, we could all treat our own bumholes
with a little more care and respect, am I right? Take a few
moments out, doesn't have to be right now but, you know,
soon, to get to know your bumhole. Make friends with it. Pay
it a compliment; maybe after noisily passing gas you could
look at it and say "I think you've got a great sense of
humour"


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-09 22:37 [#02546289]
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yeah, i actually felt bad for wiping my bumhole too much. i
have said i'm sorry and promised that i'll take much better
care of it.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-03-09 22:50 [#02546290]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



When your bumhole is irritated, try a little zinc cream,
also known as ihle's paste, on your bumhole.

Magic.

You may actually feel your bumhole smile.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-03-09 22:53 [#02546291]
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cant you just wash it


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-09 22:56 [#02546292]
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thank you fleetmouse i'll try it for sure.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-09 22:56 [#02546293]
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do you wash it after every poop?


 

offline mohamed on 2018-03-09 22:57 [#02546294]
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yes, unless i poop at work, which i do only in case of
extreme urgency


 

offline mohamed on 2018-03-09 22:58 [#02546295]
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i use marseille soap, 100% vegetal


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-09 23:02 [#02546296]
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nice


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-03-09 23:06 [#02546297]
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i thank my lucky stars i have a healthy and happy bumhole.
our relationship has had its ups and downs over the years,
and i'm not scared to admit i've even shed a few tears for
it after a particularly violent curry. but my bumhole has
always come through - here's to a long and bummy future.
cheers!

*raises bottle of ipecac*


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-03-10 11:28 [#02546309]
Points: 11800 Status: Addict



I bleed a lot.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-10 12:32 [#02546318]
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do you mean like emotionally or..?


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-03-10 12:33 [#02546321]
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I mean that I have periods (lol) when I bleed a lot, from
there. I mean a lot too. It can be quite scary.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-10 12:37 [#02546322]
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russell did you see a doctor? LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-18 23:00 [#02558848]
Points: 20756 Status: Regular



if you rise up to a sitting position while shitting your
whole body acts like a big play doh press I find.



 

offline RussellDust on 2018-08-18 23:05 [#02558850]
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Rise up to a sitting position from what other position?

Oh do you mean rising from the seat as you let one out?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-18 23:23 [#02558853]
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no lol, sort of start off leaning forward then lean back as
you crimp one off


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-08-18 23:31 [#02558854]
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One woman who is an apparent authority on the matter and
wrote a book,I forget her name, says the healthiest way to
shit would be on all fours. Something tells I’ll die not
having tried that.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-08-18 23:40 [#02558855]
Points: 3322 Status: Addict



i'm pretty sure someone sometime took a shit doing a
handstand


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-18 23:46 [#02558856]
Points: 20756 Status: Regular



I saw some blueprints for a centrifuge to help women give
birth ones, use of centripetal force. Im sure it could be
used to gradually dislodge a large turd

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-19 02:05 [#02558870]
Points: 37188 Status: Addict



Fav+


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-19 02:53 [#02558871]
Points: 20756 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02558855



freemason initiation ceremony ive heard


 

offline Tony Danza from an offworld kick murder squad on 2018-08-19 03:30 [#02558873]
Points: 364 Status: Regular



I want to say that I've bhad a remarkably happy bumhole
summer despite the use of many greasy food (fish and chips)
and super hot chili sauces

I put it down to my crackpot ingestion of flaxseed oil,
which is known to modulate amygdala function and reduce
anxiety - which can manifest as bumhole clenching.


 

offline Tony Danza from an offworld kick murder squad on 2018-08-19 04:28 [#02558874]
Points: 364 Status: Regular



I guess what I am saying is free your mind and your ass will
follow


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-19 05:55 [#02558875]
Points: 20756 Status: Regular



i made a short poem:

topological donughts are we
digestive fax machines
all ouputs are uniform brown



 


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