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bumhole illnesses
 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-09 22:01 [#02546286]
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so there can be many reasons for bumhole illnesses
apparently. you sit on cold? bumhole ill. you get diarrhea?
bumhole ill. you constipated? bumhole ill. bumhole sex?
bumhole ill.

i wiped my ass a little hard cause i'm compulsive and it
bled a little. no gay sex for me for a while.

please don't post links. thank you.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-09 22:13 [#02546287]
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just cause it's titled bumhole illnesses doesn't mean this
thread has to be about bumhole illnesses. please feel free
to share anything you like.

p.s. my bumhole is fine.


 

online SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-09 22:29 [#02546288]
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Well, even if it's not strictly about bumhole illness I
think any posts in here should at least be about bumholes;
bumhole anecdotes, funny bumhole stories, bumhole culture
and, most importantly, bumhole health and happiness.

Let's be honest here, we could all treat our own bumholes
with a little more care and respect, am I right? Take a few
moments out, doesn't have to be right now but, you know,
soon, to get to know your bumhole. Make friends with it. Pay
it a compliment; maybe after noisily passing gas you could
look at it and say "I think you've got a great sense of
humour"


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-09 22:37 [#02546289]
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yeah, i actually felt bad for wiping my bumhole too much. i
have said i'm sorry and promised that i'll take much better
care of it.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-03-09 22:50 [#02546290]
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When your bumhole is irritated, try a little zinc cream,
also known as ihle's paste, on your bumhole.

Magic.

You may actually feel your bumhole smile.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-03-09 22:53 [#02546291]
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cant you just wash it


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-09 22:56 [#02546292]
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thank you fleetmouse i'll try it for sure.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-09 22:56 [#02546293]
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do you wash it after every poop?


 

offline mohamed on 2018-03-09 22:57 [#02546294]
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yes, unless i poop at work, which i do only in case of
extreme urgency


 

offline mohamed on 2018-03-09 22:58 [#02546295]
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i use marseille soap, 100% vegetal


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-09 23:02 [#02546296]
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nice


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-03-09 23:06 [#02546297]
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i thank my lucky stars i have a healthy and happy bumhole.
our relationship has had its ups and downs over the years,
and i'm not scared to admit i've even shed a few tears for
it after a particularly violent curry. but my bumhole has
always come through - here's to a long and bummy future.
cheers!

*raises bottle of ipecac*


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-03-10 11:28 [#02546309]
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I bleed a lot.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-10 12:32 [#02546318]
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do you mean like emotionally or..?


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-03-10 12:33 [#02546321]
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I mean that I have periods (lol) when I bleed a lot, from
there. I mean a lot too. It can be quite scary.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-03-10 12:37 [#02546322]
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russell did you see a doctor? LAZY_TITLE


 


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