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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-03-06 18:55 [#02545980]
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i have three packs of 4 biscuits each, and three donuts for breakfast from tomorrow until friday
should i eat all the biscuits and leave only the three donuts to make breakfast for the remaining days of the week, if i had something to celebrate?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-03-06 18:58 [#02545981]
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i wont be eating any biscuit if the question remains unanswered
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-06 19:16 [#02545985]
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Eat the biscuits. A donut is enough for breakfast
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-03-06 19:18 [#02545986]
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*runs in the kitchen*
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2018-03-06 19:21 [#02545990]
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make a donut noose and hang yourself v_v
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-03-06 20:47 [#02545992]
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well they are not american-like donuts, they are whole wheat donuts, i think i wont be pumped as much as with the 4 biscuits. maybe i'll fart less. it was the 5th pack of 24 since saturday, im out of control
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RussellDust
on 2018-03-06 20:58 [#02545995]
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Even it out if you can. Wouldn’t the doughnuts go stale quicker?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-03-06 20:59 [#02545996]
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they are packaged ones
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-03-06 21:03 [#02545997]
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if i had to buy another couple packs of biscuits to bear with the rest of the week, i'd have worked to hours this week just to buy biscuits
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2018-03-06 21:19 [#02545998]
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a soft bell chimes as a glowing biscuit materializes in your hovel. it is the final biscuit.
do you eat it
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-03-07 08:59 [#02546009]
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that sounds like the most existential question ever asked to me. im afraid to answer.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-07 12:12 [#02546013]
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would make a great opening for a short story
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-03-07 13:09 [#02546014]
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hey, it worked for proust
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