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Does anything shock you? When I was old enough to start wanking, I had no access to porn. Then once in a while you’d get the holy grail and get to see a real porn film at a friends’ who nicked it off his dad. Other than that it was scrambled tv, and softcore on some foreign channel. Nowadays the repercussions on youth must be pretty hardcore (mind the pun), as porn is so readily available and categorised. I’m making this thread because I was browsing some porn and came across a guy coming on a woman’s face, in a white mask, wearing a black beanie, and holding a flower pot with a dying flower in it; all within a fluorescent Jackson Pollock style backdrop. |
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I bet some of you have some pretty good fetishes. |
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I'm bland. If anything I'd like to expand on the Gaspar Noe film Love, bridging the gap between the rom com. Boy meets girl missionary valentines sex on a bed of roses to the music of Barry White. |
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I'm a fan of swords n sorcery fantasy sex, films like Legend of the Crystal Quim |
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i jerk it to deepfakes of russeldust, of course (and freqy) |
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Eastern European cam whores |
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bump 4 monoid |
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Hyperflake: German piss orgies Signeduptolol: Anything Muslim themed Moot: Monoid. Actually I really would love a monoid post. Cliff Glitch: deepthroat and sick. Big: political porn That’s the vibe I’m getting. |
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shemale yum |
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Anything with ponies. Kawaii! |
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I think I saw this porn once in a Prague nightclub and the women were wearing these like 80s style satin shirts and they were all pissing on each other. The piss thing really wasn't my bag, I probably did wank to it though |
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they couldnt find a more natural beauty in birmingham other than that twat face, 20 years old looks like shes 45 |
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“they were all pissing on each other. The piss thing really wasn't my bag, I probably did wank to it though” That’s a lol! |
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Ah, you kawaiidians! |
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Ah well you know exactly why she was chosen. |
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what shocks me is that most of the porn is incestuous related like step brother and sisters or mummy teaches sex, thats strange it has to implement a family strange sex to the story. I wank to it tho, ponies too |
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i like stuff like my best friend hot mom |
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Misantroll: Incest (ponies accepted) |
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Do you mind if a hot friend’s Mum shares her daughter in the process? |
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looool that is like the subject line of a spam email |
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no i mean the classic scene when a dude go to meet his best friend but hes not home, so he fucks his mom |
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Still young at heart I see! |
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youth memories actually |
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Unfortunately my mum was the “hot Mum” for my friends, as theirs were somewhat lacking. |
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I typed that sentence too quickly though, I guess in true spam fashion, and made the friend hot. |
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LOL No, I'm sick if I see, smell or hear vomiting, so throat gagging isn't for me. I like parody porn. Evil Head Game of Bones The Porn Identity Quantum Deep |
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Bumkirk |
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Edward Penis Hands |
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no mum is lacking, and im sure your mum was hot but nobody fucked with her other than your dad. why? because its RussellDust's mom. |
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i was very jealous of mine (even towards my own father) and pretty much her bodyguard as long as she has been alive |
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Actually they divorced when I was 2-3. Also, my mum did end up having sex with a friend. I only knew a few years later. |
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my father left at the same age, 2-3 |
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i wonder what porn watches freqy |
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sarah palin pr0n i would like to see but i havent had a wank since 2 years ago |
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Anal Accountants VII: Double Entry Asskeeping was a fantastic return to form after the debacle that was Anal Accountants VI: Chartered Professional Assman |
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No libido? Lol fleetmouse. |
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i think its honorable that you dont wank, but i dont think fleetmouse thinks so |
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Wow, what’s that? - “It was designed by Aleister Crowley” - “the wickedest man in the world!” - “yes” |
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I maintain strict neutrality on this issue and will not be baited into a cum skirmish. |
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ive seen a video with domino presley the other day, a muscular guy comes in and she says 'would you suck my dick?' and the man 'HA HA HA HA' nervously, then he started sucking (jumped that part) |
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then she takes in the ass and says 'oh my god cock so big' |
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So this woman has a penis? Ever seen the one with the pizza delivery guy? |
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yes she is a transexual |
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[mom voice but deeper] mo do you want sausage on your pizza |
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lol |
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i think mohamed is into dames with a dong. not really my bag but whatever floats yr man's boat as for my tastes i prefer to draw a veil of mystery over the issue so as to preserve the Belb Mythos (the intersection of ginger and gothic gets me going though) |
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ah, beat me to it. as you were gents, ahem |
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i have the sexuality of an inmate, or maybe its just depression |
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