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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2018-02-28 12:33 [#02545381]
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Say you get inoperable arse cancer, 1 year left to live life to the fullest. What would you do with your life?
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Tussle Toss
from United States on 2018-02-28 12:42 [#02545382]
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steal money from parents then take out $300,000 loan
chill on a beach somewhere, sleep with hot girl and buy lots and lots of weed
write sorry note to parents "u would have just given it to me in will anyway okay, i send some back"
after 10 months kill self with carbon monoxide while listening to george harrison
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-02-28 19:43 [#02545430]
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id pay an airplane ticket to come and kick you in the ass for this thread
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-02-28 19:45 [#02545432]
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i remember doing similar jokes when i was a kid, but with subjects like licking someones shit or fucking some really horrbile woman
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-01 09:16 [#02545463]
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Just carry on as normal for a bit then quietly top myself on my own terms.
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RussellDust
on 2018-03-01 11:01 [#02545465]
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Inoperable maybe, but treatable!
But yeah I’d probably chose something wise that I can’t think of right now.
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-01 11:12 [#02545466]
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I'd be excited by the prospect of my bum being preserved for medical posterior posterity. My pickled prostate probed and prodded by young students for eternity.
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