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Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber
 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-07 02:03 [#02541994]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



I'm mighty happy to find out about the Mozart ass licking songs.

Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my ass.
That's a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it,
and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick their ass for themselves.


Could this be the first and greatest IDM??


 

offline welt on 2018-01-07 09:51 [#02541995]
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Apparently 100 years before Mozart the Bachs liked to get
together in their free time and sing popular tunes of their
day, but with changed, vulgar, sctaological lyrics.

... And apparently when J.S. Bach had his first job as a
church-musician he composed an unplayable line for the
bassonist which sounded like somebody farting. Then a fight
happened and J.S.B. was thrown into jail.

... It makes perfect sense to me. Even if you're 100% devout
Christian. How many compositions about the death and
resurrection of Jesus Christ can you write and listen to
whithout needing some serious vulgar relief?


 

offline mohamed on 2018-01-07 12:36 [#02541996]
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he says Everybody lick their ass for themselves, which is
true, i dont know what this has to do with idm.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-07 13:30 [#02542000]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to welt: #02541995



Anselm spent his weekends proving that a perfectly ribald
being must exist.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-07 13:30 [#02542001]
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I would like some poop from the milkman's wife's bum.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-01-07 14:18 [#02542004]
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i just polished a bundle of organic oregano, my hands smell
like the ones of a sicilian farmer


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-07 14:28 [#02542005]
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you sure it wasn't rhubarb? ...donkey rhubarb...?


 

offline welt on 2018-01-07 15:03 [#02542008]
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Yes, and I applaud him for that


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-01-07 16:27 [#02542013]
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Any of you ever rimmed, or been rimmed?

Did you feel like Amadeus?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-07 16:53 [#02542014]
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"A com on rim me Amadeus"


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-07 17:05 [#02542016]
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a hairy arse, more like Dr. Zaius


 

offline mohamed on 2018-01-07 18:26 [#02542019]
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nope, i think it has nothing to do with aphex tiwn


 


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