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offline mermaidman on 2017-12-26 23:52 [#02540873]
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will i never get laid if i play magic? will i have skin
problems? will i be overweight? will i have no social life?
is it worth it?


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-12-26 23:57 [#02540874]
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ok to be honest i rolled my eyez reading my own thread but
magic somehow interested me never got into it though.


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-12-27 00:09 [#02540875]
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like say i had my breakfast in the morning, right? hmmm...
what do i want to do with my day? oh! i should go to the
nearest magic cafe(copyright) and play some magic! so i wear
my pants, i shove my magic cards in my pocket and off you
go, to the magic(copyright) cafe. i dream on the way, i'm
walking by the way it's really close to my house so i don't
have to take the bus or anything, what if there is a hot
chick nerd that enjys magic at the cafe right now? cause on
the internet, there are many photos of chicks that are NERDS
and also are hot, with big boobies and all. and i arrive. i
open the door. noooo! it's only sweat odour of male.
whatever. i get to play magic anyway. i could jerk off to
that card that has the hot medusa with big boobz on her.


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-12-27 00:11 [#02540876]
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i joke


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-12-27 00:23 [#02540877]
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here is a great song by lou reed for whoever that
had to read this bullshit. i'm sorry. cuddle your nearest.
enjoy, i wish you all a happy new year.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2017-12-27 01:07 [#02540878]
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You should watch french arthouse movies and read Derida...to
not get laid


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-12-27 01:26 [#02540880]
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are you sure though monoid? french arthouse movies would get
you laid i think.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-12-27 08:59 [#02540882]
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could you make a magic that makes you disappear from this
site?


 

offline welt on 2017-12-27 10:12 [#02540883]
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I'd guess that playing magic involves making some
sort of detrimental pact with dark forces. Why would anyone
give you magical powers if it isn't some sort of scam? Why
would you sell your soul so cheaply?


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-12-27 10:25 [#02540884]
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mohamed for the sake of santa clause don’t be so grumpy


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-12-27 10:28 [#02540885]
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right. but i have a plan welt i’ma become the magic god
first then turn it around on ‘em and beat evil force
voldemort and that other dude in star wars with the mask


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-12-27 11:08 [#02540886]
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Have you ever written a poem, a story, drawn, painted, made
tracks?

If so, then you have practiced magic.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-12-27 11:13 [#02540887]
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You take a human mind, the necessary materials, and you have
a book, or an album. Voilà, the book is in your hands.
It’s amazing. I really do think that is what modern magic
is about.

There’s also dark magic, like what the trolls did with
TLJ. Quite a grand scheme that worked quite well.


 


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