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mermaidman
on 2017-12-24 01:31 [#02540667]
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do you get commercials every5 minutes?! or even less?!!
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2017-12-24 07:21 [#02540683]
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who the fuck cares,
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2017-12-24 08:14 [#02540690]
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who the fuck cares, how do you respond to a who the fuck cares, mermaidman?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-24 08:55 [#02540693]
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If you look at "the" in "who the fuck cares", it's like, what noun is it even referring to, usually it's like "the cat" or "the car" etc. But it does sound weird without it "who fuck cares". Maybe it should be "the who fuck cares". And then a mermaid man is a merman, so it's really just like a huge jumble of broken nonsensical memes replicating out of control. All of this nonsense only makes "sense" to other neural networks (humans) of the same species. I think each brain only has a single bit in it and each sentence is processed as either a single 1 or a single 0. So we all walk around "communicating" these evolved self interested self replicating toppling grammar brain parasite architectures. And they're actually becoming smarter than us. Or some other such nonsense. It's only possible to communicate nonsense, not sure if anything makes sense. Except maybe stuff that can be measured. There's only math. I mean there's only everything but math.
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mermaidman
on 2017-12-24 10:21 [#02540696]
Points: 8299 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02540693
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if we are only math, i wonder what makes us spontaneously decide or do something beyond learned behaviors. it still is the outcome of the sum of our experiences but there is an improvised, incalculable factor i think.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-24 11:00 [#02540697]
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If a video has an unstoppable advert I don't watch it. If it has an advert in the middle I close the video.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-24 11:02 [#02540698]
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YouTube has tiers of advertising based on length. That's why most videos are like 7-10 mins with a 1 minute dubstep opening sequence and a minute of talking about sponsors, it's the sweet spot between minimum effort and mqximum revenue
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mermaidman
on 2017-12-24 11:18 [#02540699]
Points: 8299 Status: Regular | Followup to Indeksical: #02540698
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even if you fast forward somewhere else in the video it still gives you an ad. i already watched an ad! i didn't even watch the video yet! then also there are the ads that just say youtube for 5 seconds. c'mon now bro, c'mon now.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-24 11:27 [#02540700]
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Please purchase a YouTube Red subscription to remove 25% of targeted advertising
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-12-24 12:22 [#02540701]
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for true convenience and the full experience of life, please shut down the computer :* love & hugs
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DADONCK
from here on 2017-12-24 14:59 [#02540706]
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ad blocker
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