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offline mermaidman on 2017-12-24 01:31 [#02540667]
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do you get commercials every5 minutes?! or even less?!!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-12-24 07:21 [#02540683]
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who the fuck cares,


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-12-24 08:14 [#02540690]
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who the fuck cares, how do you respond to a who the fuck
cares, mermaidman?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-24 08:55 [#02540693]
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If you look at "the" in "who the fuck cares", it's like,
what noun is it even referring to, usually it's like "the
cat" or "the car" etc. But it does sound weird without it
"who fuck cares". Maybe it should be "the who fuck cares".
And then a mermaid man is a merman, so it's really just like
a huge jumble of broken nonsensical memes replicating out of
control. All of this nonsense only makes "sense" to other
neural networks (humans) of the same species. I think each
brain only has a single bit in it and each sentence is
processed as either a single 1 or a single 0. So we all walk
around "communicating" these evolved self interested self
replicating toppling grammar brain parasite architectures.
And they're actually becoming smarter than us. Or some other
such nonsense. It's only possible to communicate nonsense,
not sure if anything makes sense. Except maybe stuff that
can be measured. There's only math. I mean there's only
everything but math.


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-12-24 10:21 [#02540696]
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if we are only math, i wonder what makes us spontaneously
decide or do something beyond learned behaviors. it still is
the outcome of the sum of our experiences but there is an
improvised, incalculable factor i think.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-24 11:00 [#02540697]
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If a video has an unstoppable advert I don't watch it. If it
has an advert in the middle I close the video.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-24 11:02 [#02540698]
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YouTube has tiers of advertising based on length. That's why
most videos are like 7-10 mins with a 1 minute dubstep
opening sequence and a minute of talking about sponsors,
it's the sweet spot between minimum effort and mqximum
revenue


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-12-24 11:18 [#02540699]
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even if you fast forward somewhere else in the video it
still gives you an ad. i already watched an ad! i didn't
even watch the video yet! then also there are the ads that
just say youtube for 5 seconds. c'mon now bro, c'mon now.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-24 11:27 [#02540700]
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Please purchase a YouTube Red subscription to remove 25% of
targeted advertising


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-12-24 12:22 [#02540701]
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for true convenience and the full experience of life,
please shut down the computer :*
love & hugs


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2017-12-24 14:59 [#02540706]
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ad blocker


 


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