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I'm so fuckign ill it sucks gotta get to the doctor on monday for antibiotics Gagging for some comfy vibes guys Please send comfy vibes towards me in the form of youtube videos poetry comedy jokes etc |
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Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. |
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Three guys got lost on a desert crossing, they’re about to die. As they start hallucinating, dehydrated and starving, a beautiful floating woman appears. She tells them she is a genie and will only appear once, and that they have one wish each, that she will grant. She turns to the first man. - what is your wish? “I want to go home” he said, “I want to take a bath and hug my family, I want to quench my thirst and have a meal in my kitchen. I want to live!”. He was instantly transported back to his home. The second man wished for the same thing. His wish was also granted. “What is your wish?” she asked the third man. “I want my friends back” |
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A Frenchman staying at a hotel in England phones room service and asks for some pepper. "What sort of peeper would you like, sir? Black pepper, white pepper?" Enquired the manager. "Toilette pepper." He replied. |
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There was a child called Leaf, and one day, Leaf said to their mummy "Why am I called Leaf?" And mummy said that on the day the child was born, she'd taken her outside to show her the world, and a leaf had come down and landed on the child's head. There was another child called Feather, and one day, Feather said to their mummy "Why am I called Feather?" And mummy said that on the day the child was born, she'd taken her outside to show him the world, and a feather had come down and landed on the child's head. And then there was a child called Brick, and one day, Brick said to their mummy "Gnnnn uuuh mmmmm uuugggh?" (* This joke's a lot funnier if it's my son telling it for the first time in front of his grandparents ) |
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looool |
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i wish you a merry christmas i wish you a merry christmas i wish you a merry christmas and a happy new yeaaaaaaar. |
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is gonna be a patient waiting until the days start to get longer, minute after minute, so we can finally see the light at the end of the shift |
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Brick lol that was funny |
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Happy new ear! I hope 2018 brings us a lot of good, fresh, creative excellent electronic music! |
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I am looking forward to christmas. Lots of electronic music, DXM, alcohol, video games and snow. Awesome |
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yes please some xmas music surprises would make this christmas superb |
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I'm sure you're all overtly familiar with it, but one of my favourite Christmas albums's is Duke Pearson's . That and the Peanut's one. |
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Merry xmas guys, you've made my year a lot better x x |
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:) |
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Merry Christmas everyone! going to get blotto and watch films all day! |
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Lol ive been watching romantic japanese drama movies on youtube What films are you watching? |
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im watching/doing absolutely nothing, let this be the most peaceful day of the year |
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best thing of today was a woman singing while i was down with my dog |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHFdYYIaEIc |
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20 special offer cigars, found talking to the cigarette machine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8sFFasDhQI |
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i wish you a comfy new years eve and and even comfier 2018 |
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I was going to spam here my bestof2017mixtape which I've just finished but Nigella's chocopots always seems a better STUFF to link to a bearable new year to you all |
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I think that's the most any of us should aspire to. And to you. |
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happy orbital interlude |
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┓┏╭╮┳╮┳╮╮╭ ┣┫┣┫┣╯┣╯╰┫ ┛┗┗┗┗ ┻ ╰╯ ┳╮┏┏━┏┏┏ ┃┃┃┣━┃┃┃ ┛╰┻┗━╰┻╯ ╮╭┏━╭╮┳╮ ╰┫┣━┣┫┣┻╮ ╰╯┗━┗┗┗ ┗ ╭━╮╭━╮┓╭━╮ ╭━╯┃ ┃┃┣━┫ ┗━┛╰━╯┻╰━╯ |
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Welcome to the wrong time line |
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thats great, i like it |
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Happy New Year? More like Crappy Poo Rear! |
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