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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-12-16 21:27 [#02540179]
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I'm so fuckign ill it sucks
gotta get to the doctor on monday for antibiotics
Gagging for some comfy vibes guys

Please send comfy vibes towards me in the form of youtube
videos poetry comedy jokes etc



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-12-16 22:49 [#02540181]
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LAZY_TITLE



 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-16 23:13 [#02540182]
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Do not go gentle into that good night,

Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.


 

offline welt on 2017-12-17 00:03 [#02540183]
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click here for comfortable vibes


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-12-17 00:19 [#02540184]
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Three guys got lost on a desert crossing, they’re about to
die. As they start hallucinating, dehydrated and starving, a
beautiful floating woman appears. She tells them she is a
genie and will only appear once, and that they have one wish
each, that she will grant. She turns to the first man.

- what is your wish?

“I want to go home” he said, “I want to take a bath
and hug my family, I want to quench my thirst and have a
meal in my kitchen. I want to live!”. He was instantly
transported back to his home.

The second man wished for the same thing. His wish was also
granted.

“What is your wish?” she asked the third man.

“I want my friends back”



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-17 09:46 [#02540190]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-17 09:47 [#02540191]
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A Frenchman staying at a hotel in England phones room
service and asks for some pepper.

"What sort of peeper would you like, sir? Black pepper,
white pepper?" Enquired the manager.

"Toilette pepper." He replied.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-17 10:25 [#02540192]
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There was a child called Leaf, and one day, Leaf said to
their mummy "Why am I called Leaf?" And mummy said that on
the day the child was born, she'd taken her outside to show
her the world, and a leaf had come down and landed on the
child's head.

There was another child called Feather, and one day, Feather
said to their mummy "Why am I called Feather?" And mummy
said that on the day the child was born, she'd taken her
outside to show him the world, and a feather had come down
and landed on the child's head.

And then there was a child called Brick, and one day, Brick
said to their mummy "Gnnnn uuuh mmmmm uuugggh?"

(* This joke's a lot funnier if it's my son telling it
for the first time in front of his grandparents
)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-17 10:27 [#02540193]
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looool


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-12-17 12:43 [#02540194]
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i wish you a merry christmas

i wish you a merry christmas

i wish you a merry christmas

and a happy new yeaaaaaaar.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-17 13:57 [#02540195]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-12-17 16:08 [#02540196]
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is gonna be a patient waiting until the days start to get
longer, minute after minute, so we can finally see the light
at the end of the shift


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-12-19 16:44 [#02540293]
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Brick lol that was funny


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2017-12-19 19:46 [#02540300]
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Happy new ear! I hope 2018 brings us a lot of good, fresh,
creative excellent electronic music!


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2017-12-20 00:27 [#02540373]
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I am looking forward to christmas. Lots of electronic music,
DXM, alcohol, video games and snow.
Awesome


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-20 00:28 [#02540375]
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yes please some xmas music surprises would make this
christmas superb


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-20 21:45 [#02540421]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-20 22:00 [#02540422]
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I'm sure you're all overtly familiar with it, but one of my
favourite Christmas albums's is Duke Pearson's
Merry ole soul. That and the Peanut's one.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-25 09:22 [#02540763]
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Merry xmas guys, you've made my year a lot better x x


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-12-25 09:35 [#02540764]
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:)


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-12-25 09:43 [#02540765]
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https://i.pinimg.com/736x/93/c4/4e/93c44eb0ef27fac0e623e7...


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-12-25 09:44 [#02540766]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-25 10:48 [#02540767]
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Jaws 1,2 and 3


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-25 11:03 [#02540768]
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Merry Christmas everyone! going to get blotto and watch
films all day!


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-12-25 15:56 [#02540771]
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Lol ive been watching romantic japanese drama movies on
youtube
What films are you watching?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-12-25 15:58 [#02540772]
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im watching/doing absolutely nothing, let this be the most
peaceful day of the year


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-12-25 15:59 [#02540773]
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best thing of today was a woman singing while i was down
with my dog


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-25 18:41 [#02540779]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHFdYYIaEIc


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-25 18:42 [#02540780]
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20 special offer cigars, found talking to the cigarette
machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8sFFasDhQI


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-12-31 09:17 [#02541256]
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i wish you a comfy new years eve and and even comfier 2018


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2017-12-31 20:08 [#02541274]
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LAZY_TITLE

I was going to spam here my bestof2017mixtape which I've
just finished but Nigella's chocopots always seems a better
STUFF to link to

a bearable new year to you all


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-31 21:16 [#02541276]
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I think that's the most any of us should aspire to.

And to you.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-01 00:50 [#02541278]
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happy orbital interlude


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2018-01-01 09:39 [#02541281]
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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-01 12:30 [#02541282]
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Welcome to the wrong time line


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-01-01 12:43 [#02541287]
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thats great, i like it


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-02 02:15 [#02541394]
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Happy New Year? More like Crappy Poo Rear!


 


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