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its not a phobia. its real! you have plenty of evidence are your concerns are justified. |
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once I remember going in just for some crème fraiche and asking the guy stocking the shelves "do you have any crème fraiche" in a stuttering voice, and he said "no, sorry its all gone mate" then I walked out |
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*and not are. |
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I'm not shy by any means, I'm just not very good at small talk that sort of banter your expected to indulge in, like "oooh its a cold day isn't it" "yes that's right" "9 pack of andrex please" |
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its ok my eyes went cross-eyed and I understood what you wrote, my brain doesn't read the individual words I don't think |
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they probably call me the crème fraiche bloke down their |
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get a bike to a further away shop. they will miss you then |
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yeah I miss my bike, I want a mountain bike again and just ride into a forest and sketch a beetle or something |
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you can get em on ebay for 30 quid. just get a 9 speed. |
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I go rid of it when I was almost killed by a HGV on a roundabout |
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ride on the pavement at the tough junctions. |
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did it hit you? or close shave? |
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get your loved one a thonch mug this holiday season https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Thonch |
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sorry |
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badonkadonk |
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it was a close shave, it it had of hit me i would have been people pâté |
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^ blimmie i'm glad it did not have 'of hit you'!! still, if your brains had be squished across the road, I hardly think the local council street cleansing department would have been over taxed....do you!? Sorry. Richie quote there, just had to do it ; p note: that is not micro aggression social justice computer. It was just a joke between friends. hyperflake has an IQ of 165 and growing exponentially, he cannot be offended in this manner. |
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actually some of us are getting a bit worried about hyperflakes iq. hey imagine in the year of our lord 2389298 when the average IQ is 438742974.27827332 |
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if energy is matter and matter is energy and thought is energy, is thought equivalent to matter is all matter thought distilled energy |
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flight lieutenant freqy...IQ...unknown. |
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Captain herucle platini iq 212.. I love the way he says it great bit of casting |
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you need to watch with the commentary tracks |
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yes, i will do, i'll watch them all one more time without, then next year with commentary tracks |
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Lister to Red Dwarf. The intruder seems blissfully unaware that we have a fairly sturdy holowhip in the Munitions cabinet |
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