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what a cunt. |
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i bet shane richie's album is better |
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and bradley walsh's |
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I propose we call him twat 5 |
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nick knowles = kens cow kiln |
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or ken nicks owl |
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or ken skin cowl loooooool |
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ahaha he's certainly a skin cowl |
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"buy his album for somebody you don't like this christmas!" |
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Like Joe Cocker would have been if he'd have instead spent his life in DIY. |
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What if you had a power like in quantum leap and one day you woke up and you were nick knowles you would jump off clifton suspension bridge to do a hard reset |
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I'd wear that jacket too if I was also having a midlife crisis. |
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His face looks like one of the defaults you get in a game character generation |
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he wants to make you feel his love, you have no choice in the matter |
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And when he says "his love", he means his gnarly bepis. |
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his flaccid acorn, impotent from years off huffing tins of paint its my new personal mantra I wake up in the morning and say to myself "at least I'm not Nick Knowles" |
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Who is he? Is this some random choice, or did you pick him for a reason? Sorry, a bit lost as there’s so much shit out there. |
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he is this guy who is on BBC daytime home improvement tv shows |
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he released an album to cash in on Christmas, for all the tone death middle aged women who like him |
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Oh ok, thanks! Well he’s certainly not the only person cashing in thanks to Christmas I have to admit. I at first gathered he was an American country singer. |
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as LOL mentioned he is the type of guy having a permanent midlife crisis |
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don't suppose I can knock his love of music, I don't hate the guy or anything |
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Talking of midlife crisis, do you remember in the latter Fast Show Charlie Higson's "midlife crisis" character? (I need to find a link) |
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kinky is lush |
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Celeb christmas albums i'd like to hear: Johnny vaughn laurence llewelyn bowen Vernon kaye Mark lamarr |
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laurence llewelyn bowen does jean Michel jarred |
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I'm always taken aback a bit (is that possible?) when I see ads for Alexander Armstrong's albums. Celeb album I'd like... (I don't know today's celebs, very rarely watch the telly. The other day I was on the phone to my mum and she went "Oooh, what about Harry and Meghan" and I'm saying "... who do we know called Harry?")... Ian Hislop. I'd like an Ian Hislop album. Stephen Fry album, that'd be weird. Of course Hugh Laurie did one and it wasn't weird. But Stephen Fry.... weird. |
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Yeah that would be perfect, he could do 'a very vangelis christmas' as the follow up |
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I'd definitely listen to the hislop one. I bet his singing voice is incredibly unsettling. |
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he definitely looks like he sucks his own cock, on a zebra skin rug |
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