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clean shave bump thread
 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-11-29 13:13 [#02538618]
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bump this thread every time you have a clean shave


 

offline jnasato from https://blisst.io (Antarctica) on 2017-11-30 02:20 [#02538644]
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offline mohamed on 2017-11-30 07:50 [#02538652]
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every sunday and wednesday


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-11-30 10:15 [#02538653]
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i haven't had a shave or a trim in 2 years now, step up my
caveman hairy kru


 

online RussellDust on 2017-11-30 11:33 [#02538655]
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No. I don’t really like shaving but will do so every 4
days. First electric then razor.

Staying on topic *sigh*, what razor and blades do you use
Tussle?

Belbers, I rem you having the smoothest skin.


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-30 12:02 [#02538657]
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dont forget them nose hairs.

pull them out with tweezers for best results

hairs in the nose can itch. which makes you rub your nose
regularly, eventually makes you look like wurzel gumage in
about 30 years time. so 50p tweezers and a few tissues save
a $£25000 nose job around age 60.



 

offline freqy on 2017-11-30 12:17 [#02538658]
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you think im kiddin? get some tweezers dudez

LAZY_TITLE


 

online SignedUpToLOL from Readers' Wives (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 12:19 [#02538659]
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The thread title just makes me think of razor bumps, the
sort that, well, black men get.

No wonder a lot of them embrace Islam!?!?!


 

online RussellDust on 2017-11-30 12:47 [#02538660]
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Mrs Dust doesn’t really “permit” nose hair. I have one
of those electric things, but sometimes if I notice a long
one I will feel the need to pull it out, I have a technique
using my thumb and index; it hurts and usually tears will
form, yet I still do it. It’s been a habit for a very long
time, way before Dustette. I like it when I can catch a
bunch of birds with one stone.


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-11-30 13:20 [#02538661]
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yeah i used to shave every couple of days but now i'm
rocking the full facial fuzz. it only really came about cos
the razors in here are blunt as fuck and painful to use but
if I can show my virility and keep my neck warm at the same
time then a beard it shall be


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-30 15:18 [#02538666]
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if you pluck your nose hairs with tweezers fast and
harshly....it hurts for 5 - 10 seconds then...the body sends
a chemical? adrenalin? not sure what ...but then you start
to get numb..and you can then finish the job. makes you nose
run tho.

its like a gazelle(Deer type creature) and a lion, the
gazelle gets bit and thrown to the ground.. and it hurts...
but then it gives up the fight...and the adrenaline or
whatever chemical numbs it.

its the same with nose hairs and tweezers.

nose = gazelle
lion = tweezers



 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 15:20 [#02538667]
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I often use my forefinger and thumb to pull nose hairs out,
its less painful than using tweezers for some reason, I
think because the skin on your fingers has a bit of
slackness to it so


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-30 15:22 [#02538669]
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yes but only for 5 10 seconds

You need to become the gazelle!



 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 15:23 [#02538670]
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once I had a really long one that hung down nearly to my top
lip


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-30 15:23 [#02538671]
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take the pain, go in hardcore, let the lion bite into you
repeatedly

then........then......you become numb. its quite amazing!



 

offline freqy on 2017-11-30 15:24 [#02538673]
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haha thats terrible.



 

online RussellDust on 2017-11-30 15:24 [#02538674]
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Yes, like I said. I think I get ignored here. :(


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-30 15:25 [#02538676]
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you must have breathed it in and it ingrew.. so it was
hanging up and down inside your sinuses. then one
day....sorry..one month ...you sneezed it out and it tickled
your top lip.



 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 15:25 [#02538677]
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sorry I missed your post! you used the same technique as me?


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 15:26 [#02538678]
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perhaps we are distantly related, there must be a gene that
makes you pull nose hair out manually


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 15:27 [#02538679]
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my dad eventually had hair growing out of his ears, I hope I
don't get that


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-30 15:27 [#02538680]
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i was talking to you too.

get some tweezers both of you!

try ripping violently the hairs out until you go numb.
lol : p


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 15:28 [#02538681]
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does anyone else had little bits of encrusted blood on there
scalp, sometimes I find them when I scratch my head, don't
know how they appear


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-30 15:29 [#02538682]
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use tweezers on your ears too.

there are hairs there you do not know about

hyper you prob have a foot long one most likely

they block high frequencies btw.



 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 15:29 [#02538683]
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elon musk could tie his nose hair to one of his raptor
rocket engines to remove nose hair at maximum aerodynamic
efficiency, the acceleration might take his head off lool


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-30 15:33 [#02538684]
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hyperflake in the year 2017 December ( with Una Stubbs by the way)


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 15:36 [#02538688]
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I'm not that far off that now, I wish I was joking


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-30 15:36 [#02538689]
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Thats why i typed 2017.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 15:40 [#02538690]
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oh yeah,


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 16:51 [#02538696]
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yeah the reason they didn't add 10 cms of shielding is that
it would have made the rocket so heavy it wouldn't have been
able to take off, there was a dangerous amount of radiation
that they had to fly through, but they would have had to
have been exposed to it over a certain length of time to
have noticeable effects, when your trying to be the first
country on the moon during the cold war these things are
secondary considerations, what I don't know about is how
they avoided the solar flares while on the surface, or the
sun in general I haven't looked into that


 

online RussellDust on 2017-11-30 17:02 [#02538705]
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I want to know what Tussle uses.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 17:24 [#02538722]
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for nose hair or for shaving?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 18:40 [#02538732]
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We'll all bump when we shave our beards (except
signeduptolol who will bump when he shaves his pussy).


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-11-30 18:47 [#02538734]
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mm I pull nose hairs out sometimes, I mostly do that with
those lil bristly ear hairs though.. quite fun tbh


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-30 19:42 [#02538741]
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ill fucking get tweezers after tomorrow


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-30 19:44 [#02538742]
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i shave so frequently out of necessity, to look less bald


 

online RussellDust on 2017-11-30 21:25 [#02538745]
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Cock


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-11-30 22:16 [#02538751]
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okay mo


 

online SignedUpToLOL from Readers' Wives (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 22:47 [#02538757]
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Says the man-child anus.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 23:26 [#02538761]
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How does that work?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-30 23:29 [#02538762]
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Freqy post a photo of your real face please.


 

online RussellDust on 2017-12-01 00:34 [#02538764]
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Freqy doesn’t let anything seep in from their private
life; as if you’re gonna get a pic!

I’m private, but will post my pic of freqy does.


 

online SignedUpToLOL from Readers' Wives (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-01 09:27 [#02538778]
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POST YOUR BEARDS! (or, in my case, shaved pussy)


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-01 12:08 [#02538790]
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LAZY_TITLE

why are there loads of blokes who look like this in the last
5 years,


 

online SignedUpToLOL from Readers' Wives (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-01 12:23 [#02538793]
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I think there's some gay serum in Starbucks coffees. That's
my theory anyway.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-01 13:03 [#02538797]
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shallow nu-male manchildren need a way to show that their
problems are psychological and not physical, that while
they're socially conscious, feminist leaning, oh so nerdy
and smart and a delicate snowflake to boot that they're
still a real manly man, 'see there's still testosterone
flowing through my veins and i've slicked my hair back with
engine grease'.

also it makes fat people look 'lovable' and not 'repulsive'
like most fashion trends.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-01 13:08 [#02538798]
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Its the natural evolution of this


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-01 13:17 [#02538799]
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Nah i dunno really. probably something to do with peaky
blinders or tom hardy doing it.


 

online RussellDust on 2017-12-01 13:28 [#02538801]
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They want to belong.


 

offline mohamed on 2017-12-01 18:45 [#02538866]
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imagine if freqy looks like a hairy truck driver, would be a
trauma dont ya fink?


 


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