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Gf's emergency christmas kit
 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-04 19:51 [#02536611]
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like rambo's compound bow bag

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-05 13:37 [#02536634]
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surly far too organised for us guys.

Can anyone even comprehend this level of coordination?




 

offline freqy on 2017-11-05 13:39 [#02536635]
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however i do tend to buy Christmas wrapping paper in January
when its a quid ....but then i always seem to lose it ?
its really weird. where is it? With the missing socks? is
there another room in this house with the stapler, biros,t
spoons??



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-05 15:22 [#02536638]
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its why I keep getting a rollicking for the state of my
underpants draw


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-05 15:23 [#02536639]
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do you remember the cheap Christmas wrapping paper you used
to get in the 80s it was really charming, everything now is
minimalist and looks like it was from ikea or something


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-05 15:24 [#02536640]
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LAZY_TITLE

stuff like this Freqy


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-05 16:58 [#02536643]
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well that’s just a bit too Christian with the holy and
candle, for Christmas.

its a holiday now. its more modern, y see.

you can get snow 'person' paper and shiny silver flashy
stuff.

y say happy holidays now. as Christmas was too nice and kind
and giving and wholesome and community building.

You may also offend people that want you dead.

and you cant do that else you go to prison.



 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-05 20:58 [#02536648]
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Hyperflake is right on the paper


 

offline welt on 2017-11-05 21:59 [#02536651]
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I like that wrapping paper.

My girlfriend's christmas spirit isn't very well developed.
Perhaps because she's a Jewess born in the unholy Soviet
Union.


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-05 23:27 [#02536655]
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The paper reminds me of long ago christmas's



 

offline freqy on 2017-11-05 23:33 [#02536656]
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weird, how we spend big bank money to celebrate baby
Jesus's birth.

Surly it should be a no spending holiday spree. and we all
walk around with crosses.

I wonder who inspired all this spending?



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-11-06 08:59 [#02536660]
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"I wonder who inspired all this spending?"

yes interesting question,
must have happened during the booming economy era.
maybe it somewhat came from birthday gifts?
what were the first gifts anyway?
it was customary to give gifts along with the bride in
weddings. maybe that kind of expanded to other family
festivities.
just guessing here...



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-11-06 09:05 [#02536661]
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maybe there were adverts suggesting to make presents


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-11-06 09:08 [#02536662]
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wiki says gifting around christmas can be traced back to
13th century,
but it doesnt hold any more information on its origin


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-11-06 09:14 [#02536663]
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according to a christmas shopping site romans used to
exchange gifts for good fortune for the new year.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-06 17:16 [#02536670]
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Yes wonderful wrapping paper

another one


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-06 17:22 [#02536671]
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glad you liked the link!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-06 17:22 [#02536672]
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yes, good times, although perhaps nostalgia is making me
think of them better than they actually were


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-06 17:24 [#02536673]
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yeah used to be the pagan winter solstice and roman
celebrations, supressed and co-opted by the church, at least
we go Christmas trees and baubles out of it which I really
like


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-06 19:51 [#02536703]
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i cried when i discovered that santa's calligraphy was
actually my mother's one.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-06 19:54 [#02536704]
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sorry to hear that

I remember thinking how is Santa going to get down our
chimney, we have a gas fire infront of it, I must have been
about 3


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-06 19:54 [#02536705]
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happened around age 28



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-06 19:55 [#02536707]
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your mum must have loved you though to go through the extra
effort to do some calligraphy which is nice


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-06 19:57 [#02536709]
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yeah i wouldnt bet on it but i have memory of her being
subtly amused. i was kidding on the age by the way, i was a
kid obliviously.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-06 20:00 [#02536712]
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its ok I was 13 before I saw a fanny


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-11-06 20:14 [#02536717]
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She has a « blow » kit?


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-06 20:17 [#02536718]
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pussy has nothing to do with christmas... and many other
things


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-06 20:34 [#02536727]
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yeah she is chaotically organised if you can imagine that


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-06 20:37 [#02536729]
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yes I never wank over the yuletide period, don't want to
feel sleazy on Christmas eve


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-06 20:37 [#02536730]
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I like to think of angels and reindeers and all that good
stuff


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-06 20:38 [#02536731]
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lol you have to wank a dozen times before looking sleazy


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-06 20:39 [#02536733]
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my wank face makes me look like a mischievous goblin


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-06 20:43 [#02536735]
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i dont know, i must look suffering like an opera singer or
something


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-06 20:56 [#02536737]
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loool!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-06 20:57 [#02536738]
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like Freddie mercury with his balls in a mousetrap


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-06 20:58 [#02536739]
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hahaha


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-06 20:58 [#02536741]
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what about LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-06 20:59 [#02536742]
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shit that looks just like my old landlord


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-07 13:45 [#02536775]
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ijonspechez yes then tv and radio encouraged us to spend
more and more and then it literally all went crazy.

they used to give apples and things like that in the old
days. now its master of the universe battle cruisers and
teenage ninja swords and suits.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-07 14:27 [#02536777]
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I was it was still masters of the universe battlecruisers,
now its just phones, very unimaginative,


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-11-07 18:12 [#02536783]
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So basically we’re fucking stupid.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-07 18:19 [#02536785]
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i think we are all becoming more insular


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-07 18:47 [#02536813]
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im becoming more of a believer with time, which does
actually make me feel good


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-07 18:49 [#02536816]
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in jesus?


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-07 18:55 [#02536819]
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not thinking about jesus when i speak


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-07 18:56 [#02536821]
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I know was just kidding


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-07 18:57 [#02536823]
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sorry i dont have always the lol ready


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-07 19:01 [#02536825]
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say reading ampi max is dying into a thread, and coming into
this to lol like a fucking retard?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-07 19:06 [#02536827]
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isn't he well, hope he recovers, just saw he has gilbert
syndrome


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-07 21:12 [#02536911]
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dont propagate that bullshit or it might turn out to be
true, fleetmouse was just kidding


 


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