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offline RussellDust on 2017-11-03 00:57 [#02536382]
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To combat and ridicule the current state of affairs, let us
all throw mum jokes at each other. Bonus points for insults
that involve some sex act we find « gross ».

Fleetmouse, oh fleemouse you grandiose piece of shit, know
that if you’re reading this, then you’re already
it!

You all have « the secret orifice ».


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-03 01:09 [#02536385]
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this will go as well as the middle east peace process,

anyway your mother was your father and he gestated you in a
urine filled pigs bladder


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-03 09:19 [#02536392]
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Your mum's so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed

Haha


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-11-03 09:44 [#02536393]
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lol


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2017-11-03 12:19 [#02536401]
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I will not fight because it is foreign to my brand

fleet mouse is "the xltronic friend"


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-03 12:23 [#02536402]
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Oh god. I just realised it's my mum's birthday tomorrow. I
haven't sent a fucking card.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-03 12:46 [#02536406]
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Can I have a beef with someone? I dunno who though. Freqy
seems like easy bullying.


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-11-03 12:58 [#02536407]
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I don't have any mum jokes

I'll simply say that RussellDust is a moody, easily
offended, judgmental old fart.


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-11-03 13:00 [#02536408]
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With Benny Hill humour


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-11-03 14:34 [#02536413]
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Yet you didn’t manage to offend me, duck fart!


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-11-03 14:35 [#02536414]
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Yeah, you’re soooo different, so different that you push
it in with your thumb.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2017-11-03 14:58 [#02536417]
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this reminds me of the lyrics to 'Friend' Trolls Me by Jeff
Android


 

offline welt on 2017-11-03 15:11 [#02536418]
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Group A says that those who "love peace" are just too weak
to fight.

Group B says that those who "love war" are just too weak to
admit that they are dependent creatures who can do little on
their own.

How can you determine who is right? How?


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-03 15:54 [#02536428]
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Violence?


 

offline welt on 2017-11-03 20:23 [#02536499]
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Perhaps...


 


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