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RussellDust
on 2017-11-03 00:57 [#02536382]
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To combat and ridicule the current state of affairs, let us all throw mum jokes at each other. Bonus points for insults that involve some sex act we find « gross ».
Fleetmouse, oh fleemouse you grandiose piece of shit, know that if you’re reading this, then you’re already it!
You all have « the secret orifice ».
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-03 01:09 [#02536385]
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this will go as well as the middle east peace process,
anyway your mother was your father and he gestated you in a urine filled pigs bladder
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-03 09:19 [#02536392]
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Your mum's so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed
Haha
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mermaidman
on 2017-11-03 09:44 [#02536393]
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lol
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2017-11-03 12:19 [#02536401]
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I will not fight because it is foreign to my brand
fleet mouse is "the xltronic friend"
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-03 12:23 [#02536402]
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Oh god. I just realised it's my mum's birthday tomorrow. I haven't sent a fucking card.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-03 12:46 [#02536406]
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Can I have a beef with someone? I dunno who though. Freqy seems like easy bullying.
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Tussle Toss
from United States on 2017-11-03 12:58 [#02536407]
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I don't have any mum jokes
I'll simply say that RussellDust is a moody, easily offended, judgmental old fart.
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Tussle Toss
from United States on 2017-11-03 13:00 [#02536408]
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With Benny Hill humour
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RussellDust
on 2017-11-03 14:34 [#02536413]
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Yet you didn’t manage to offend me, duck fart!
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RussellDust
on 2017-11-03 14:35 [#02536414]
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Yeah, you’re soooo different, so different that you push it in with your thumb.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2017-11-03 14:58 [#02536417]
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this reminds me of the lyrics to 'Friend' Trolls Me by Jeff Android
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welt
on 2017-11-03 15:11 [#02536418]
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Group A says that those who "love peace" are just too weak to fight.
Group B says that those who "love war" are just too weak to admit that they are dependent creatures who can do little on their own.
How can you determine who is right? How?
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-03 15:54 [#02536428]
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Violence?
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welt
on 2017-11-03 20:23 [#02536499]
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Perhaps...
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