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bums are hideous things made for pooing poo is disgusting poo comes from bums therefore bums are hideous |
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If you got bad breath then maybe try Scope And if you wash your ass you best use soap People of the world you realize We got to get together and harmonize… - the beastie boys |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPOd2_IhKCY |
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umbro man is in the bum closet |
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wrong hole! |
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i took a poo so long yesterday it was day when i started pooing when i came out it was night |
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also dude some bums are lovely when there is no poo involved but some bums not every bum |
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I just crimped off a copper cobra less that 5 minutes ago |
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well i guess i wouldnt ben offended if you eaten it afterwards |
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when he was a kid my mate used to think your legs filled up with shit, they were hollow, and when they were full that's when you needed a shit, I'm not joking he really thought this |
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maybe it was knowledge conveyed through generations, who knows |
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I am sure I just overheard someone say "Apple Juice with Dicks" |
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why wouldn't you be offended? was poo eating conveyed to u through generations? |
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yes, from the turkish side. |
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nah pretty sure you're not turkish mohamed. besides, poo eating isn't a cultural thing. must be something to do with you. |
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no it has something to do with you man |
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no you you |
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fucking pest |
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:) |
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Lyrics to track by DOOM crack me up. “Ooo she’s got a cool body, ooo she’s got a cool body!” “Yeah, I bet you wouldn’t have said that an hour ago, as she was applying the itch cream to her camel-toe!” Lots more about slobs touching their penis, not washing their hands then touching the door knob. I don’t particularly like having to crap, it’s important to get over it though, preferably in childhood. |
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Lol |
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As someone who hides out in office toilets just to get away from the desk I can tell you this, which most sentient people already know; About 75% of Men do not wash their hands after pooing or weeing. Juniors, Executives, Tradesmen, Lords, Lowlifes - none (or next to none) wash their hands. |
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yeah my gfs great grandmother still though the moon was made of cheese even after the moon landings |
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Funny what you can learn from a crafty wank. Did you find this discovery to be somewhat arousing? |
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I’m sure they could land on cheese. Wait, what? I don’t understand the context. |
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the moon landing was filmed in a studio u know it still could be cheese |
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i dont wash my hands if i dont make contact with piss. the rest is all white guilty. |
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You've touched your penis. You've touched a door that's been touched by men that have touched their own penises, and worse. Would you shake hands with some guy that just came out of the toilet? "Oh it'll be ok, he'll have washed his hands if he dribbled piss on them, otherwise it's safe to assume he only just touched his penis" LISTEN TO YOURSELF, YOU'RE INSANE?!?!?? |
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we bump penises with my coworkers for motivation so we don’t really care anymore |
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I just wanted to share my experience with the penis-hygiene-coworker triangle. |
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then there is also the penis-hygiene-coworker-bum rectangle but i rather not |
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every time I hear you flushing I get down on my knees and pray waiting for that final moment you, wash your fucking hands with soap and water |
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amen |
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It’s just polite towards others to wash your hands. Gosh I guess I’ve inadvertently touched a lot of penises in my time! |
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oh yes, purely on accident |
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When I want to touch a penis, I know I want to touch a penis. Penis garage! |
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Wise men call the bum, the penis garage. They say this. |
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pull up to the bumper baby |
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My penis is clean |
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You changed the “my” to “the”; do you not gay me much? Fleetnouse, yes. |
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oh i gay you sugarpie, i gay the whole board to completion *gargle your sperm* |
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Slurped from another member’s bottom I hope. That typo makes it sound like an order! |
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i saved this goddamn website u hack frauds |
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