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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 20:39 [#02535375]
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The petrol station is selling big bags of M&Ms for a quid
and I just quickly ate them all before my girlfriend got
home because I'd eaten half and she would've told me off for
that because we had a bag yesterday so I thought I better
eat the rest and hide the bag.

What are your relationships like?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 20:39 [#02535376]
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Peanut M&Ms by the way.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-10-27 20:48 [#02535379]
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I would have to find a suitable anecdote which I can’t.
The more time passes the more we know people, and it’s
scary.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 20:49 [#02535381]
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my relationship is exactly like that


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-10-27 20:50 [#02535382]
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my hand and i r doing fine thank u hahhahamm... sorry


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-10-27 20:51 [#02535386]
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I want to learn transcendental Meditation. Not coz I just
read something about it, but because I’m getting many
signs that I should do it, and signs or not that means I’m
obviously interested.

That’s my anecdote.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-10-27 20:54 [#02535391]
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Got some new pet beads?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 20:54 [#02535392]
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I'd love to learn, I don't think I have the mindset for it
though. I'm too jittery.


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-10-27 21:02 [#02535401]
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yes my beads and dildos are always ready on a shelf next to
my bed


 

offline freqy on 2017-10-27 21:09 [#02535408]
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buy another bag and hide that half eaten bag too

then buy another and do this again and again, eventually
there will be so many peanut treats hidden around the house,
you can sprinkle some in sock drawers and under the bed and
in pockets of clothes and anywhere clean'ish
then you will always have regular pleasant surprises when
you find them.

keep one bag high up in a cupboard behind a wallpaper paste
packet that has a few bricks in it so its hard to move, so
she will never find those and cant hover them up either. You
can chew on those and replenish when you run out.



 

offline mermaidman on 2017-10-27 21:16 [#02535419]
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but freqy then the m&ms will go bad


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-10-27 21:40 [#02535427]
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You’re inticing him to buy more from a massive
corporation; very un-freqy like!

I say in relationships: have empathy. Understand why the
other can be hurtful, and ultimately know if it’s right to
stay. Don’t give in to negative emotions, use empathy, and
leave peacefully if you have to. Be kind, understand that
others have their cross to bear and that you can’t
necessarily fix them. People are messed up, we are all in
some way damaged and the way we deal with it is key to a
more peaceful society.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-10-27 21:43 [#02535430]
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M&Ms often normalise adultery in their adverts. It’s
weird, because I know they invest a lot in marketing. They
know what they’re doing.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 21:46 [#02535432]
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Fuck. This suddenly feels like a much bugger infidelity than
it did when i made the thread.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-10-27 21:51 [#02535441]
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Loool, not what I intended! Your story is fun, and sweet.


 

offline freqy on 2017-10-27 21:52 [#02535443]
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I was kidding rustier dusts.

you may notice i did call them peanut treats hoping to be
allowed to tell a daft story without ridicule.

but not with dustier rusts on the board.

: /


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 21:53 [#02535444]
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Ive noticed that about the M&m adverts, such uninspiring
advert

at least skittles has a rasta miking a giraffe


 

offline freqy on 2017-10-27 21:53 [#02535445]
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mermaidsmen , not if you eat your treats quickly and
replenish quickly.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-10-27 21:55 [#02535446]
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watch out for peanuts under the foreskin


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 21:56 [#02535448]
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fill a wheelbin full of m&ms


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-10-27 22:02 [#02535452]
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Aw sorry, again, not intended. I wish I knew properly how to
send good energy, but will try anyway.


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-10-27 22:05 [#02535456]
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mermaidsmen's tummy will hurt and he'll have to go to the
doctor if he eats them that quickly


 

offline freqy on 2017-10-27 22:06 [#02535459]
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lol


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 22:08 [#02535462]
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She's come home with a bunch of bloody cakes from work and
now I'm slyly tucking in to a red velvet like I deserve it.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 22:14 [#02535466]
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I got a birthday cake, but for some reason I have to give
the vast majority of it to my relative


 


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