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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 20:39 [#02535375]
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The petrol station is selling big bags of M&Ms for a quid and I just quickly ate them all before my girlfriend got home because I'd eaten half and she would've told me off for that because we had a bag yesterday so I thought I better eat the rest and hide the bag.
What are your relationships like?
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 20:39 [#02535376]
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Peanut M&Ms by the way.
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RussellDust
on 2017-10-27 20:48 [#02535379]
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I would have to find a suitable anecdote which I can’t. The more time passes the more we know people, and it’s scary.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 20:49 [#02535381]
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my relationship is exactly like that
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-27 20:50 [#02535382]
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my hand and i r doing fine thank u hahhahamm... sorry
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RussellDust
on 2017-10-27 20:51 [#02535386]
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I want to learn transcendental Meditation. Not coz I just read something about it, but because I’m getting many signs that I should do it, and signs or not that means I’m obviously interested.
That’s my anecdote.
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RussellDust
on 2017-10-27 20:54 [#02535391]
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Got some new pet beads?
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 20:54 [#02535392]
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I'd love to learn, I don't think I have the mindset for it though. I'm too jittery.
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-27 21:02 [#02535401]
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yes my beads and dildos are always ready on a shelf next to my bed
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freqy
on 2017-10-27 21:09 [#02535408]
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buy another bag and hide that half eaten bag too
then buy another and do this again and again, eventually there will be so many peanut treats hidden around the house, you can sprinkle some in sock drawers and under the bed and in pockets of clothes and anywhere clean'ish
then you will always have regular pleasant surprises when you find them.
keep one bag high up in a cupboard behind a wallpaper paste packet that has a few bricks in it so its hard to move, so she will never find those and cant hover them up either. You can chew on those and replenish when you run out.
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-27 21:16 [#02535419]
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but freqy then the m&ms will go bad
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RussellDust
on 2017-10-27 21:40 [#02535427]
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You’re inticing him to buy more from a massive corporation; very un-freqy like!
I say in relationships: have empathy. Understand why the other can be hurtful, and ultimately know if it’s right to stay. Don’t give in to negative emotions, use empathy, and leave peacefully if you have to. Be kind, understand that others have their cross to bear and that you can’t necessarily fix them. People are messed up, we are all in some way damaged and the way we deal with it is key to a more peaceful society.
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RussellDust
on 2017-10-27 21:43 [#02535430]
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M&Ms often normalise adultery in their adverts. It’s weird, because I know they invest a lot in marketing. They know what they’re doing.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 21:46 [#02535432]
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Fuck. This suddenly feels like a much bugger infidelity than it did when i made the thread.
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RussellDust
on 2017-10-27 21:51 [#02535441]
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Loool, not what I intended! Your story is fun, and sweet.
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freqy
on 2017-10-27 21:52 [#02535443]
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I was kidding rustier dusts.
you may notice i did call them peanut treats hoping to be allowed to tell a daft story without ridicule.
but not with dustier rusts on the board.
: /
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 21:53 [#02535444]
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Ive noticed that about the M&m adverts, such uninspiring advert
at least skittles has a rasta miking a giraffe
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freqy
on 2017-10-27 21:53 [#02535445]
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mermaidsmen , not if you eat your treats quickly and replenish quickly.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-10-27 21:55 [#02535446]
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watch out for peanuts under the foreskin
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 21:56 [#02535448]
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fill a wheelbin full of m&ms
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RussellDust
on 2017-10-27 22:02 [#02535452]
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Aw sorry, again, not intended. I wish I knew properly how to send good energy, but will try anyway.
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-27 22:05 [#02535456]
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mermaidsmen's tummy will hurt and he'll have to go to the doctor if he eats them that quickly
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freqy
on 2017-10-27 22:06 [#02535459]
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lol
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 22:08 [#02535462]
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She's come home with a bunch of bloody cakes from work and now I'm slyly tucking in to a red velvet like I deserve it.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-27 22:14 [#02535466]
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I got a birthday cake, but for some reason I have to give the vast majority of it to my relative
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