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mermaidman
on 2017-10-25 05:17 [#02534993]
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to show your stamp collection?
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-25 05:23 [#02534994]
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to pet your chameleon?
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-25 05:31 [#02534995]
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my neighbor can’t get enough of it always looking forward to next time but he knows you can’t get always what you want you have to be patient
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-25 09:40 [#02534999]
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when i say pet your chameleon u know what i mean *wink* *wink*
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-25 10:41 [#02535006]
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if all of your neighbors were hot curvy chicks mine would be an old alcoholic man
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 10:42 [#02535007]
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Do you ever read something online you're convinced you've written yourself?
"give me a Bourbon biscuit in a tatty Blackpool B&B which reverberates after 11pm with the glorious sound of open, non-shameful bumming."
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-25 10:49 [#02535010]
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yeah that does sound like you. are u sure you haven't written that? on a bender maybe?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 10:56 [#02535012]
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the only people I see holidaying in Dubai are vapid cunts like Michael owen.
Blackpool stinks of piss and is full of mutants, still id rather go there than Dubai
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 10:58 [#02535013]
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loooooool
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 10:59 [#02535014]
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:00 [#02535015]
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massive cunt
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:12 [#02535018]
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Haha! God ... I mean, if you wanted to firmly underline the souless, naked materialism built on top of a hypocritical religious regime - you'd have Michael Owen robotically read out a Powerpoint written by a committee of wankers. As apparently the Telegraph said of Dubai “Nasty little theocracy attached to a shopping mall”
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:15 [#02535019]
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"Michael Owen has confessed he has never read a book. Let's hope he breaks the habit of a lifetime when his own autobiography, penned by The Daily Telegraph's Paul Hayward, is published in the autumn."
I hate him with all my soul
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:15 [#02535021]
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It’s like an entire city designed by Donald Trump
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:18 [#02535024]
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yes exactly, everything about it is obscene, its fitting that someone so utterly bereft of personality such as Michael Owen would choose it as his tax haven of choice
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:19 [#02535025]
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ethically, morally, culturally and stylistically devoid cheap façade of a place, its like a really shit sim city
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:23 [#02535032]
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Well, quite. I genuinely believe just don't think. And the likes of Owen or some other overpaid cunt of course don't have to think.
From the article: "All this means Dubai is like a smorgasbord of the despicable. A legal system that jails rape victims. Modern slavery? Ghastly bad taste. An utter contempt for the environment. A hideous fusion of hyper-capitalism and repressive theocracy? I can only assume that if you enjoy holidaying in Dubai, you are the kind of person who weighs all these up and then shrugs and says, “But on the other hand, there is really great shopping.”
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:25 [#02535035]
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I genuinely believe people just don't think* The amount of people I hear when I work they are talking about going to say, Turkey just as they're staging a coup, or Egypt as they're jailing journalists or bombing planes leaving the airport... I mean, the first article is right, go to fucking Blackpool.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:32 [#02535047]
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Yes, huge segments of society are cut off from reality because it is inconvenient to their personal pursuits, I don't know if its a lack of empathy or intelligence, or in Owen's case probably both
my fave owen video
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