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have u ever invited your neighbor to your house
 

online mermaidman on 2017-10-25 05:17 [#02534993]
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to show your stamp collection?


 

online mermaidman on 2017-10-25 05:23 [#02534994]
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to pet your chameleon?


 

online mermaidman on 2017-10-25 05:31 [#02534995]
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my neighbor can’t get enough of it always looking forward
to next time but he knows you can’t get always what you
want you have to be patient


 

online mermaidman on 2017-10-25 09:40 [#02534999]
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when i say pet your chameleon u know what i mean *wink*
*wink*


 

online mermaidman on 2017-10-25 10:41 [#02535006]
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if all of your neighbors were hot curvy chicks mine would be
an old alcoholic man


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 10:42 [#02535007]
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Do you ever read something online you're convinced you've
written yourself?

"give me a Bourbon biscuit in a tatty Blackpool B&B which
reverberates after 11pm with the glorious sound of
open, non-shameful bumming."




 

online mermaidman on 2017-10-25 10:49 [#02535010]
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yeah that does sound like you. are u sure you haven't
written that? on a bender maybe?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 10:56 [#02535012]
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the only people I see holidaying in Dubai are vapid cunts
like Michael owen.

Blackpool stinks of piss and is full of mutants, still id
rather go there than Dubai


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 10:58 [#02535013]
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loooooool


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 10:59 [#02535014]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:00 [#02535015]
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massive cunt


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:12 [#02535018]
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Haha! God ... I mean, if you wanted to firmly underline the
souless, naked materialism built on top of a hypocritical
religious regime - you'd have Michael Owen robotically read
out a Powerpoint written by a committee of wankers. As
apparently the Telegraph said of Dubai “Nasty little
theocracy attached to a shopping mall”


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:15 [#02535019]
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"Michael Owen has confessed he has never read a book. Let's
hope he breaks the habit of a lifetime when his own
autobiography, penned by The Daily Telegraph's Paul Hayward,
is published in the autumn."

I hate him with all my soul


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:15 [#02535021]
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It’s like an entire city designed by Donald Trump


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:18 [#02535024]
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yes exactly, everything about it is obscene, its fitting
that someone so utterly bereft of personality such as
Michael Owen would choose it as his tax haven of choice


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:19 [#02535025]
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ethically, morally, culturally and stylistically devoid
cheap façade of a place, its like a really shit sim city


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:23 [#02535032]
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Well, quite. I genuinely believe just don't think.
And the likes of Owen or some other overpaid cunt of course
don't have to think.

From the article:
"All this means Dubai is like a smorgasbord of the
despicable. A legal system that jails rape victims. Modern
slavery? Ghastly bad taste. An utter contempt for the
environment. A hideous fusion of hyper-capitalism and
repressive theocracy? I can only assume that if you enjoy
holidaying in Dubai, you are the kind of person who weighs
all these up and then shrugs and says, “But on the other
hand, there is really great shopping.”



 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:25 [#02535035]
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I genuinely believe people just don't think* The
amount of people I hear when I work they are talking about
going to say, Turkey just as they're staging a coup, or
Egypt as they're jailing journalists or bombing planes
leaving the airport... I mean, the first article is right,
go to fucking Blackpool.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-25 11:32 [#02535047]
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Yes, huge segments of society are cut off from reality
because it is inconvenient to their personal pursuits, I
don't know if its a lack of empathy or intelligence, or in
Owen's case probably both

my fave owen video

LAZY_TITLE


 


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