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offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-09-22 21:14 [#02532031]
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54 is really thin. how tall are you?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 21:16 [#02532032]
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176c m, perhaps a few more


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-09-22 21:21 [#02532033]
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for every cm your ideal weight changes. im 175 and 67 is my
ideal weight, according to the pharmacy scale


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-09-22 21:23 [#02532034]
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actually 67 is the ideal weight if i was 179 cms, the
pharmacy scale measures it with the shoes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 21:26 [#02532035]
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yes its true, I need to get this spare tyre from my wasit


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-09-22 21:26 [#02532036]
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hehe


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 21:28 [#02532037]
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I used to be very thin until late 20s, they my body just
went fuck it, it was depressing the day my waist length went
over my leg length


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-09-22 21:30 [#02532038]
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i just measured the sole of my shoes, they are 3 cms not 4,
so i must be 176 as well. so my ideal weight would be 64,
but im fine this way.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 21:35 [#02532039]
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yeah as long as you don't need a stair lift to take a shit
you should be alright


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-09-22 21:36 [#02532040]
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once a master of taekwondo or something i used to work with
told me that the ideal weight would be your height cms minus
10. so if im one meter and 76 cms tall, my ideal weight
would be 66.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-22 21:37 [#02532041]
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196cm 85kg


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-22 21:38 [#02532042]
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Oh cool if I'm 86 it's all good then!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-09-22 21:39 [#02532043]
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exactly what im talking about


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 21:50 [#02532044]
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I could do with you to dust my cobwebs on the high ceilings


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-22 22:02 [#02532046]
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As long as the spiders are left unharmed, and you make me a
cup of tea.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 22:09 [#02532049]
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yeah no problem, i dont hurt them myself


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 22:13 [#02532050]
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fucking dangly bastards though, the dining room was like
that bit from indiana jones the massive cobwebs right across
the wall, i dont go in there very often you see


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-22 22:14 [#02532052]
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Yeah, you get signeduptolol to do it for you!


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-22 22:17 [#02532053]
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A healthy house should have spiders. I mean, a few; it’s
still your place.

Since I got married they doesn’t seem to be many anymore.
I miss our chats. It isn’t because Mrs Dust kills them, I
think the energy has changed. Maybe they had helped me
enough, and moved on to another lost soul in need of help.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 22:17 [#02532054]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 22:18 [#02532056]
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yeah to be honest they dont bother me, if i didnt have a GF
i would probably only dust every 2 years or something, its
the most tedious thing


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-22 22:21 [#02532057]
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So is the fact it’s not the spider farting the joke, or is
it to fool people?

I’m guessing it’s a joke, but yeah. I wonder if there
are any elephant fart videos out there.

Do birds farts in quaint little tunes?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 22:24 [#02532060]
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i just youtubed it, sounds like a V8 starting up


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 22:25 [#02532063]
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still one of the best


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-22 22:58 [#02532069]
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Yeah I rem you posting that.


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-09-23 14:08 [#02532081]
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1.72 i used to be 54 i'm 61 now


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-09-23 15:16 [#02532082]
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great


 

offline welt on 2017-09-23 15:48 [#02532083]
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In 2007 I was 180cm tall, eating FastFood and sweets
everyday, not doing any sports ... and weighed 54 kg

Now, ten years later, I'm 180cm tall, eat so-called healthy
food, exercise ... and weigh 72 kg ..


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-23 15:51 [#02532084]
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metabolism is fucked, I assume your over 25 then


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2017-09-23 16:08 [#02532087]
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19yo 149cm 112kg


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-09-23 16:51 [#02532090]
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can you share a photo plz


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-09-23 16:52 [#02532092]
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can you share some of them photos. don't keep them all to
yourself now.


 

offline welt on 2017-09-23 18:53 [#02532098]
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Yup 🐷🍽


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-23 20:09 [#02532101]
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LAZY_TITLE

here is a 5 year old photo of me


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-09-23 21:37 [#02532102]
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hyperflake are you sure that you're 35 years old?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-23 21:43 [#02532103]
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yep, I just look young for my age, actually ive aged a bit
since that photo was taken


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-23 21:47 [#02532104]
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my mate without the hat is totally bald now, poor sod


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-09-24 10:57 [#02532114]
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Haft THE CHEF


 


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