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Had one of these done the other day. It was 5 minutes of hell. Hard to breathe. Panicked a bit like a little pussy. Kept on heaving. Doctor and nurses were professional though, kept telling me to breathe etc Anyone here had one? How did it go? I had the numbing spray that tastes like banana. Didn't want to get drowsy. |
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I think everyone I know has had one apart from me. I wonder if they ever take a wrong turn, all the tunnels in the body look very similar |
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they spray the banana stuff on not just to numb your throat but to mask the poo residue that is left on after its been up so many peoples arses |
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I have to have them regularly, from both ends. |
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a friend was shitting blood, so they got a look. he told me they gave him some fine drugs. he told me, he was laughing his ass off, when they worked in him, or on him. i wasnt there but there is this picture in my head. ill live with it. by the way, like two years ago they put me in the tube cause i had some balance problems. they found a 5 cm big tumor which they said is not cancer and they just leave it there because its not a bother, they think. that fucked me up a little bit, so i dont go to doctors anymore |
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They keep telling me the drug will be amazing but every time I'm just watching the screen, commenting, wide awake. |
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Shit man, sorry to hear/read that. I guess if it's benign it's cool, but you should have it checked form time to time, to make sure it's not pressing on anything, as that could cause problems. Where is your little friend based? |
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in my head, its in my head |
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i really dont want to go through this anymore. ill go when i get some problems. waiting for the results is really mindwrecking |
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id lie to myself and say my brain is creating an extra special area to store my extra intelligence, |
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Been waiting for results myself. Getting them tomorrow. I know this is a bit of a shit cliché, but it's better to be safe than sorry. |
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Even my brain is storing your intelligence in an extra area! |
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yes all the best to you both, not knowing is worse than being in the dark, i think its probably your brain evolving to a higher plane of existence |
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I have polyps galore. They actually cut them out during the procedure. My last guy was into cauterising them. New cunt, i hate him, and he's fired, for reasons I won't go into, used string to strangle them and cut them off. |
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sounds horrid, i wish the body wasnt so fragile, its the shitty thing about life |
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So I can count all you guys out for when it comes to bumming then? |
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My Arse is strictly out of bounds, so take your spam javelin somewhere else, their are plenty of hairy rumps on offer over on watmm |
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you better get your bum checked no healthy bum equals no bumming |
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Depends how you look at it; it's also an extremely powerful and mind boggling machine, wondrous even. |
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I said no at the Ibis. Didn't stop you. |
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Animal, vegetable, mineral.... I will find the bum, and I will BUM it!!?!?!??! |
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I thought you were talking about arseholes, but then I realised you were replying about my body comment |
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proper bum buddies |
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Sorry to hear that Russelldust, Dadonck |
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my sister has balls into the head too |
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guys you all sound FUCKED UP please get well soon ur stressing me out |
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belb. how are you doing at the moment? |
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not bad thanks man, still using a stick to get around but it's a step up from the zimmer frame. and nobody wants to poke around in my bowels with a camera so yeah, small mercies etc. hope yr well too |
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onwards and upwards! if i was using a stick id definitley get a little wizards hat to go with it |
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Ha ha! |
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Get well very soon. |
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Oh, I do |
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Why thank you! Oh wait, that wasn’t for me! |
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belb as your unofficial psychiatrist, I prescribe you listen to this at least once a day pants on or off is optional, but if off you can build up a faster lob rate |
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I genuinely do rate Wang Chung. Check out their soundtrack to "Live and Die in LA" and the b-side to the peerless "Dance Hall Days", |
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nice never heard it before, I quite like blancmange as well |
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is the best Bowie not written or performed by Bowie. |
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I'm pissed off I never got to wear any pastel clothing, the time has passed to get away with it |
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sounds a lot like modern love the bass line |
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It does. I am old enough to have had a white jacket with the sleeves rolled up paired with espadrilles and a turquoise shirt, but too young/shy to have had sex at the time. At the time when it would have mattered. Imagine having sex in the 80s, ... amazing. |
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you had to be careful, lots of hairy muffs back then, tricking to find the enterance |
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I remember my brother going through the phase of buying leather jackets, I think cos he saw Mark off EastEnders wearing one, or dexter fletcher wearing one or something, I remember my mum buying my clothes in the 80s really fucking back stuff, everyone round here had shell suits and bumbags it really was like that harry enfield scouser sketch |
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I hold my hands up, I'm all about the muff. Can't abide a shaven haven. Too paedo-y for my tastes. I always wanted a proper leather jacket, though could never get the right fit. I did have one but it had these kind of... vents, behind the shoulders. I also had like a leather "suit" jacket, after Michael Ironside in "V" I think, but again, wasn't the fit I really wanted. I never saw the appeal of Shell Suits. A year or so ago I went with a pal to try and get a leather jacket in Camden Market but we came away empty handed. They only seem to do them for women now to wear "ironically". Tshhh. |
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Yeah I don't like bald fannies myself for states reason, au natural is great, I think we are of a dying breed, its an American thing shaving it all off. yeah id like one of those leather suit jackets they look good I reckon. do you remember when everyone was wearing bomber jackets and desert boots that was naff |
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yes shell suits were an offense against good taste, luckily my mum never bought me one because there was some we publicised accidents when people caught theirs on fire and it melted to their skin |
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from what ive seen of America porn, its very antiseptic, it has no sexuality, its vulgar like two blow up dolls trying to find an electrical outlet with a veiny hotdog |
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Hahaha! Quite an arresting image.... |
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