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offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-09-20 20:36 [#02531698]
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Had one of these done the other day. It was 5 minutes of
hell. Hard to breathe. Panicked a bit like a little pussy.
Kept on heaving. Doctor and nurses were professional though,
kept telling me to breathe etc

Anyone here had one? How did it go? I had the numbing spray
that tastes like banana. Didn't want to get drowsy.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-20 20:38 [#02531700]
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I think everyone I know has had one apart from me.

I wonder if they ever take a wrong turn, all the tunnels in
the body look very similar



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-20 21:07 [#02531711]
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they spray the banana stuff on not just to numb your throat
but to mask the poo residue that is left on after its been
up so many peoples arses


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-20 22:04 [#02531721]
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I have to have them regularly, from both ends.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2017-09-21 00:02 [#02531764]
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a friend was shitting blood, so they got a look. he told me
they gave him some fine drugs. he told me, he was laughing
his ass off, when they worked in him, or on him. i wasnt
there but there is this picture in my head. ill live with
it.

by the way, like two years ago they put me in the tube cause
i had some balance problems. they found a 5 cm big tumor
which they said is not cancer and they just leave it there
because its not a bother, they think. that fucked me up a
little bit, so i dont go to doctors anymore


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-21 00:04 [#02531767]
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They keep telling me the drug will be amazing but every time
I'm just watching the screen, commenting, wide awake.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-21 00:06 [#02531768]
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Shit man, sorry to hear/read that. I guess if it's benign
it's cool, but you should have it checked form time to time,
to make sure it's not pressing on anything, as that could
cause problems. Where is your little friend based?


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2017-09-21 00:06 [#02531769]
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in my head, its in my head


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2017-09-21 00:08 [#02531770]
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i really dont want to go through this anymore. ill go when i
get some problems. waiting for the results is really
mindwrecking


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-21 00:10 [#02531772]
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id lie to myself and say my brain is creating an extra
special area to store my extra intelligence,


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-21 00:11 [#02531773]
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Been waiting for results myself. Getting them tomorrow. I
know this is a bit of a shit cliché, but it's better to be
safe than sorry.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-21 00:12 [#02531774]
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Even my brain is storing your intelligence in an extra area!



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-21 00:16 [#02531777]
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yes all the best to you both, not knowing is worse than
being in the dark, i think its probably your brain evolving
to a higher plane of existence


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-21 00:22 [#02531783]
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what was found


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-21 00:57 [#02531792]
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I have polyps galore. They actually cut them out during the
procedure. My last guy was into cauterising them. New cunt,
i hate him, and he's fired, for reasons I won't go into,
used string to strangle them and cut them off.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-21 01:34 [#02531796]
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sounds horrid, i wish the body wasnt so fragile, its the
shitty thing about life


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-21 11:19 [#02531813]
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So I can count all you guys out for when it comes to
bumming then?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-21 11:43 [#02531815]
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My Arse is strictly out of bounds, so take your spam javelin
somewhere else, their are plenty of hairy rumps on offer
over on watmm


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-09-21 11:52 [#02531816]
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you better get your bum checked no healthy bum equals no
bumming


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-21 12:52 [#02531821]
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Depends how you look at it; it's also an extremely powerful
and mind boggling machine, wondrous even.



 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-21 12:52 [#02531822]
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I said no at the Ibis. Didn't stop you.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-21 16:18 [#02531842]
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Animal, vegetable, mineral.... I will find the bum,
and I will BUM it!!?!?!??!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-21 16:54 [#02531845]
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I thought you were talking about arseholes, but then I
realised you were replying about my body comment


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-09-21 18:33 [#02531848]
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proper bum buddies


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-09-21 21:10 [#02531868]
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Sorry to hear that Russelldust, Dadonck



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-09-21 21:15 [#02531873]
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my sister has balls into the head too


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-09-21 22:59 [#02531877]
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guys you all sound FUCKED UP please get well soon ur
stressing me out


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-09-22 00:01 [#02531882]
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belb. how are you doing at the moment?


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-09-22 11:23 [#02531895]
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not bad thanks man, still using a stick to get around but
it's a step up from the zimmer frame. and nobody wants to
poke around in my bowels with a camera so yeah, small
mercies etc. hope yr well too


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 11:39 [#02531897]
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onwards and upwards! if i was using a stick id definitley
get a little wizards hat to go with it


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-22 12:08 [#02531899]
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Ha ha!


 

offline freqy on 2017-09-22 12:09 [#02531900]
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Get well very soon.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 12:13 [#02531902]
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Oh, I do


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-22 14:35 [#02531913]
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Why thank you!

Oh wait, that wasn’t for me!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 15:16 [#02531919]
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belb as your unofficial psychiatrist, I prescribe you listen
to this at least once a day LAZY_TITLE

pants on or off is optional, but if off you can build up a
faster lob rate


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 15:59 [#02531928]
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I genuinely do rate Wang Chung. Check out their soundtrack
to "Live and Die in LA" and the b-side to the peerless
"Dance Hall Days", There is a nation


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 16:02 [#02531931]
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nice never heard it before, I quite like blancmange as well


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 16:04 [#02531933]
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Wait is the best Bowie not written or performed by
Bowie.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 16:06 [#02531934]
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I'm pissed off I never got to wear any pastel clothing, the
time has passed to get away with it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 16:07 [#02531935]
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sounds a lot like modern love the bass line


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 16:10 [#02531938]
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It does. I am old enough to have had a white jacket with the
sleeves rolled up paired with espadrilles and a turquoise
shirt, but too young/shy to have had sex at the time. At the
time when it would have mattered.

Imagine having sex in the 80s, ... amazing.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 16:12 [#02531939]
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you had to be careful, lots of hairy muffs back then,
tricking to find the enterance


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 16:15 [#02531941]
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I remember my brother going through the phase of buying
leather jackets, I think cos he saw Mark off EastEnders
wearing one, or dexter fletcher wearing one or something, I
remember my mum buying my clothes in the 80s really fucking
back stuff, everyone round here had shell suits and bumbags
it really was like that harry enfield scouser sketch


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 16:22 [#02531944]
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I hold my hands up, I'm all about the muff. Can't abide a
shaven haven. Too paedo-y for my tastes.

I always wanted a proper leather jacket, though could never
get the right fit. I did have one but it had these kind
of... vents, behind the shoulders. I also had like a leather
"suit" jacket, after Michael Ironside in "V" I think, but
again, wasn't the fit I really wanted. I never saw the
appeal of Shell Suits. A year or so ago I went with a pal to
try and get a leather jacket in Camden Market but we came
away empty handed. They only seem to do them for women now
to wear "ironically". Tshhh.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 16:25 [#02531945]
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Yeah I don't like bald fannies myself for states reason, au
natural is great, I think we are of a dying breed, its an
American thing shaving it all off.

yeah id like one of those leather suit jackets they look
good I reckon. do you remember when everyone was wearing
bomber jackets and desert boots that was naff


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 16:26 [#02531946]
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yes shell suits were an offense against good taste, luckily
my mum never bought me one because there was some we
publicised accidents when people caught theirs on fire and
it melted to their skin


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 16:30 [#02531948]
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from what ive seen of America porn, its very antiseptic, it
has no sexuality, its vulgar like two blow up dolls trying
to find an electrical outlet with a veiny hotdog


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-22 17:15 [#02531979]
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Hahaha! Quite an arresting image....


 


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