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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 14:29 [#02530496]
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Rearrange some trousers


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 14:33 [#02530497]
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LAZY_TITLE

theme for sorting out your sock draw


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-02 15:40 [#02530498]
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This thread is a dull beige, but in a good way.

I imagine us in your hotel room, drinking cheap lager, and
getting depressed over what the trouser press in the corner
represents. Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, and Brick Tamland are
there.

Or I've not really understood this thread; bless me.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 15:49 [#02530500]
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yeah imagine Jean-Claude Juncker using a trouser press also
in the next room, for some reason he is staying in a premier
inn and his toffee crisp got stuck in the vending machine


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-09-02 15:57 [#02530501]
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i got 4 trousers. 1 jeans, 2 grey and 1 black trousers.
arranging them wouldn't be much of a colorful experience.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-09-02 16:08 [#02530502]
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now arranging my underwear though, is comparable to the best
in life. should my lilac thong go next to my golden g-string
or leopard bra?


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-02 21:02 [#02530505]
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Merdmain got four trousers.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 21:03 [#02530507]
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I have loads of underwear but only like 2 pairs of socks and
one has holes in, the rest have all gone missing


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-09-02 22:05 [#02530516]
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are you making fun of merdmain now or what?


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 22:35 [#02530521]
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Hyperflake + RussellDust have a indie screenplay in them


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 22:39 [#02530522]
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man i love library music


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 22:43 [#02530523]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 22:44 [#02530524]
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everything about it. unironically. im not joking. love it.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 22:47 [#02530525]
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i do to nostalgic sounds, i wasnt around in the 70s but its
how i mentally picture it


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-09-02 22:49 [#02530526]
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yeah eye catcher is very nice.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 22:50 [#02530527]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 22:51 [#02530528]
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im in a department store cafe in 1987


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 22:56 [#02530529]
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yes i like it in an unironic sense, as well its good stuff,
very atmospheric, like active ambient


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 22:59 [#02530530]
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martian melodies


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-09-02 22:59 [#02530531]
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where do found these music?!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 23:00 [#02530532]
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just scoot around youtube all night


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-09-02 23:02 [#02530533]
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you are the youtube god. there are many many pretenders but
no, the true youtube god is only one.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 23:03 [#02530534]
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I was listening to the last track i posted, and my gf was
like what the hell is that your listening too, and I said I
dont know, its like the clangers formed their own little
band


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 23:13 [#02530535]
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LAZY_TITLE

perhaps BOC heard this?


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-03 09:49 [#02530548]
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i have three throusers. one blue is unwearable, is back from
when i was nearly 80 kgs (i weight 67 now). only one dark
grey is ok, the other olive green is a middle way between
the first and the second. i wear it only if the dark grey
gets dirty. so im in a shortage of trousers.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-09-03 10:44 [#02530550]
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yeah, pretty much the same.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-03 10:52 [#02530551]
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Yes, because the having four pairs of trousers seems like a
real reason to mock.

I wear about 3 trousers; not all at the same time.

Ha ha ha ha haaaa four trousers. You're a joke, mermain.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-09-03 11:13 [#02530552]
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but russell! i thought you were my friend!!


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-03 11:46 [#02530553]
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Mark you really a youtube alcoholic


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-03 13:19 [#02530561]
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loool yes good phrase


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-09-03 15:46 [#02530572]
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youtubaholicism


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from BOOMIN IN THE JEEP on 2017-09-03 16:25 [#02530574]
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For some reason I thought the thread title said 'Trouser
Anger', subsequently I wrote out a perfectly succinct rant
on my own personal trouser anger issues, covering such as
materials, stitching, poorly chosen fittings, the art of
drunken removal without putting your glass down, all the way
to the vulnerability of those little snags you get that if
pulled unravels the material ruining one's rotation system.
I even included a bit on the infinite dangers of wearing
corduroy.

Then I read the thread title again and deleted the post,
losing the perfection of clarity of my trouser anger,
probably never to be reiterated or challenged with such
potency again by man.

FML.



 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-09-03 16:29 [#02530575]
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my only issue with trousers is when they are discomforting
to my testicles.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-03 17:36 [#02530576]
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you should have posted it anyway, now we will never know the
content of your post!


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-03 19:19 [#02530581]
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the problem with my trousers is that when they are too large
around the waist, when you tighten them with the belt they
make an extra pack that looks just ridiculous.


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-03 19:20 [#02530582]
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i really need to fix this


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-09-03 19:27 [#02530583]
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Just don't care about that. I don't even adjust it no more.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-03 19:27 [#02530584]
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just sprout an extra pair of balls, that's what its for!


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-03 19:35 [#02530586]
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if i wear the blue ones, it really looks like i have a sack
of onions around my waist


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-03 19:41 [#02530587]
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yeah my jeans are the same looks like I have some sort of
hernia or a mild erection


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-09-03 20:27 [#02530590]
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I wonder how they wear those skinny jeans and sit
comfortably.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-03 20:39 [#02530591]
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they have no cock and balls


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-09-03 21:07 [#02530592]
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yeah, they fit women perfectly but i wouldn't wear those if
you paid me too. it looks painful.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-03 22:12 [#02530597]
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yes they make whoever is wearing them's legs look like pipe
cleaners


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-04 19:35 [#02530609]
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Now things are changing a bit, and I'm very content with my
current trousers. But I'm 6'5 and usually the trousers are
too large at the waist.


 


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