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I want living on me at all times. He or she could crawl out of a pocket and sit on a finger (oooer) to watch telly. Seriously how cool is this creature? |
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i think the risk of squashing it is very high |
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No! Noooooooo! Nooooooooooooooooo! |
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yes I would always have that worry that when I stood up it was flat like a pancake on my shoe |
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makes you wonder how the scientists found out they existed, probably checked the bottom of their shoes at the end of a long jungle trek |
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People have tiny hamster breeds... I think you two are WCS people! |
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Stop shattering people's dreams! |
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some girl in primary school had the school hamster after our family during the summer holidays and she lost it after its squoze under the door, I wonder if anyone find its tiny skeleton under the floorboards in another 50 years, poor blighter |
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When Tony Hamster fell seven storeys to his death I was a nervous wreck for weeks. He comes back every summer to hang out in th flat in the guise of a Syrian hamster-coloured ladybird. |
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shit that happened to Eric Clapton didn't it |
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Not his hamster mind |
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it is tiny |
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unless you attempt at eudcating it since it was born, no chances to keep it in your pocket without him attemping to escape |
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yesterday i began my battle with mosquitos |
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I wonder if you covered yourself in dog shit if they would still try to land on you, they probably would as I don't imagine creatures that small have a particularly good sense of smell |
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i prefer the battle |
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imagine being as small as a mosquito and being punched by a human, imagine the forces involved at that scale, |
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im using a broom, really an all purposes with bugs, i squash them against the wall gently |
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you could make a little matchstick crucifix with a mosquito glued onto it and stick the cross on your head as a warning to the others |
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they can actually survive punches, sort of soften it with the help of air? |
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lol ok lets not disgress too much about it into RDs thread |
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yes I think its because they are made out of 98% air or something, its like punching the wind and if you do kill one with a glancing blow its cousins will get you in the end |
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yes the relatives comin at you theory was supported in my childhood as well |
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i have resolved the problem by closing the window and turning on the fan. sadly i don't have mosquito nets, but i can cope |
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yes I was going to say you could go round with one of those leaf blowers |
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Are you kidding about the sense of smell? Site doesn't mean thing, as I'm sure you know, and insects have an amazing sense of smell. That's how a lot of them communicate. |
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Size... |
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I was joking, I think smell is how they find something to feed from, smell carbon dioxide on the breath |
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yeah i'd be terrified of squishing that lil guy, i'd probz become an alcoholic if that happened |
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it would make a good decal for your pc when you peeled it off your shoe |
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right as idm has officially died and a mentally ill cat lady is now the "face" of it i'm outta here guys don't feel bad about what happened sometimes a woman comes along and ruins hundreds of peoples' enjoyment to boost her own ego these things happen alllll the time |
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whose the mentally ill cat lady? |
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Guys, can any of you help me with my penis? |
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whats the matter? |
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if you need a clue its that little pink acorn on the front of your torso that twitches when you see muscular black men |
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