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offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-04 22:23 [#02523566]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-04 22:45 [#02523572]
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i ate a 1 euro ice cream, biscuits flavor.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-04 22:59 [#02523574]
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i think my mum likes that


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 15:19 [#02523647]
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Daddy Zeus: The Science of Gay.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 15:47 [#02523664]
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I always remember my dad complaining saying i just want a
quite life, i just want to have a bit of happiness, when she
used to nag him, i understand totally what he means now


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-05 15:53 [#02523666]
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the trick is to not live with narcissistic women

they're like crazy eagles, who swoop down from the sky and
take your happiness and joy away with their claws

+ narcissism is fashionable now thanks to trump, kim k and
all those dorks


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-05 15:54 [#02523667]
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i mean look at mike paradinas now, poor guy


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 15:56 [#02523668]
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whats up with his woman?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 15:58 [#02523669]
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is she some sort of IDM Yoko Ono,


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 17:40 [#02523693]
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DJ IDM YOKO ONO


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-05 18:07 [#02523695]
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you talking shit about Mike P because he's bald


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 18:57 [#02523696]
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he is just severely follically challenged (grade 7)


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-05 19:03 [#02523699]
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yes it was a hair joke

I am also going bald so

happiness and joy


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 19:09 [#02523700]
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you could always join a monastery

my dad was bald, fortunately i think you get your baldness
gene from your mums father or some sort of combination, so i
havent started to bald yet, my brother is 44 and he has all
his hair as well


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-05 19:13 [#02523704]
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my mum's dad was the baldest out of them all

ffs dude


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-05 19:15 [#02523706]
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thank you for depressing truth, gonna buy some coconut oil


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 19:17 [#02523708]
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like captain picard bald? thats serious


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 19:18 [#02523709]
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coconut oil for your foreskin?


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-05 19:18 [#02523710]
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ffs he looked just like captain picard


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-05 19:19 [#02523713]
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for my bellend, yes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 19:32 [#02523729]
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did he say "make it so" when you asked if he wanted a cup of
tea?

and did he always ask for "earl grey, hot"

because if he did, he could very well have been Captain
Picard


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-05 20:02 [#02523756]
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i think you would rock that monastery, tussle toss


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-05 20:03 [#02523757]
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ill tell you what is depressing, coconut oil is depressing
on your decadent hair, cut everything, don't cover yourself
of ridiculous


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 20:32 [#02523770]
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i think Jews and Arabs are very genetically close which is
the real irony


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 20:33 [#02523772]
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loool wrong thread which makes that comment much funnier


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-05 20:49 [#02523790]
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i shaved it off okay


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-05 20:49 [#02523791]
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great!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 20:51 [#02523792]
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your foreskin?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-05 20:51 [#02523793]
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now you can join the dojo with the other monks.


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-05 20:51 [#02523794]
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imagine you shaved your head

+ there was a bunch of moles you didn't know were there

would u wear a hat


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-05 20:52 [#02523796]
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i shaved everything bro


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-07-05 20:53 [#02523798]
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stay hairy we gotta save some humanity here


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-05 20:53 [#02523799]
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i dont think moles are a problem unless they are aids moles


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 20:53 [#02523800]
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you could join them all up with a marker pen and draw a
constellation of your birth sign or something


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-05 20:54 [#02523801]
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lol! that was imaginative


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-05 20:54 [#02523802]
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engage


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 21:04 [#02523819]
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no doubt some nutter has done it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 21:06 [#02523821]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-05 21:41 [#02523844]
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what do you think they think of me, not-so-much around the
streets of the west bank? ;)


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-05 21:43 [#02523847]
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ooops sorry wrong thread, which makes this comment not so
much funnier


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 21:57 [#02523855]
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did they think you were an arab?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-05 21:59 [#02523857]
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course not mate


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 22:01 [#02523859]
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was that sarcastic, i literally cant tell!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 22:03 [#02523860]
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i wasnt being sarcastic when I said that by the way although
the exclamation mark makes it look sarcastic



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-05 22:05 [#02523861]
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nope its the truth, i couldnt fool anyone, figure out
myself. some were genuinely amused by my broken arab, some
others, let just say made it clear i wasnt welcome


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 22:08 [#02523863]
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you mean the Israeli paramilitary types? they all have to do
national service over there, must be weird, the whole
situation is fucking weird. I wish I had a time machine to
see what its like in a hundred years or so


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-05 22:13 [#02523870]
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nope, i mean the palestinian paramilitary types. i didnt
have any problem with any israeli, or jew for that matter.
i've had an argument with a sudanese in israel which was
playing psycological game on me


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 22:17 [#02523873]
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perhaps they thought you were some sort of mossad agent, i
imagine they are very wary over there


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-05 22:17 [#02523874]
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what was he arguing about?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-05 22:21 [#02523877]
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i cant remember really


 


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