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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I |
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i ate a 1 euro ice cream, biscuits flavor. |
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i think my mum likes that |
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Daddy Zeus: The Science of Gay. |
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I always remember my dad complaining saying i just want a quite life, i just want to have a bit of happiness, when she used to nag him, i understand totally what he means now |
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the trick is to not live with narcissistic women they're like crazy eagles, who swoop down from the sky and take your happiness and joy away with their claws + narcissism is fashionable now thanks to trump, kim k and all those dorks |
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i mean look at mike paradinas now, poor guy |
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whats up with his woman? |
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is she some sort of IDM Yoko Ono, |
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DJ IDM YOKO ONO |
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you talking shit about Mike P because he's bald |
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he is just severely follically challenged (grade 7) |
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yes it was a hair joke I am also going bald so happiness and joy |
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you could always join a monastery my dad was bald, fortunately i think you get your baldness gene from your mums father or some sort of combination, so i havent started to bald yet, my brother is 44 and he has all his hair as well |
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my mum's dad was the baldest out of them all ffs dude |
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thank you for depressing truth, gonna buy some coconut oil |
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like captain picard bald? thats serious |
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coconut oil for your foreskin? |
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ffs he looked just like captain picard |
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for my bellend, yes |
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did he say "make it so" when you asked if he wanted a cup of tea? and did he always ask for "earl grey, hot" because if he did, he could very well have been Captain Picard |
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i think you would rock that monastery, tussle toss |
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ill tell you what is depressing, coconut oil is depressing on your decadent hair, cut everything, don't cover yourself of ridiculous |
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i think Jews and Arabs are very genetically close which is the real irony |
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loool wrong thread which makes that comment much funnier |
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i shaved it off okay |
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great! |
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your foreskin? |
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now you can join the dojo with the other monks. |
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imagine you shaved your head + there was a bunch of moles you didn't know were there would u wear a hat |
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i shaved everything bro |
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stay hairy we gotta save some humanity here |
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i dont think moles are a problem unless they are aids moles |
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you could join them all up with a marker pen and draw a constellation of your birth sign or something |
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lol! that was imaginative |
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engage |
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no doubt some nutter has done it |
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what do you think they think of me, not-so-much around the streets of the west bank? ;) |
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ooops sorry wrong thread, which makes this comment not so much funnier |
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did they think you were an arab? |
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course not mate |
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was that sarcastic, i literally cant tell! |
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i wasnt being sarcastic when I said that by the way although the exclamation mark makes it look sarcastic |
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nope its the truth, i couldnt fool anyone, figure out myself. some were genuinely amused by my broken arab, some others, let just say made it clear i wasnt welcome |
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you mean the Israeli paramilitary types? they all have to do national service over there, must be weird, the whole situation is fucking weird. I wish I had a time machine to see what its like in a hundred years or so |
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nope, i mean the palestinian paramilitary types. i didnt have any problem with any israeli, or jew for that matter. i've had an argument with a sudanese in israel which was playing psycological game on me |
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perhaps they thought you were some sort of mossad agent, i imagine they are very wary over there |
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what was he arguing about? |
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i cant remember really |
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