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Doesn't look like him. Is this an in joke? |
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no just a bad joke on my part, |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SaFIcUZBAM |
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loooooooooool |
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Maybe I'm old fashioned but he's rubbish. No talent, just a gimmick. The second video has added kicks that make it barable, but it's not even him. Fraud, lame. |
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the only talent he had is to get 3 women to allow him to smack their bottoms repeatedly |
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yeah wtf, i got banned from tesco for doing that this guy is a fraud + i hope he gets old quickly |
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political correctness gone mad i tell you! you cant get away with feeling up women in supermarkets anymore, all this elf 'n' safety nowadays, going to hell in a handcart |
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If he used tits and thighs he'd have a wider range. |
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AND THE FACE! I'll get my coat... |
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for the semi final, he plays the penis xylophone, with his own erection |
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He hits chicks (the bird (as in the animal)) with it for higher pitched sounds. |
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Man deserves mad props for not bumming those freely offered bums. I would have. |
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your bum mad! |
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infact its just a torso and arses of three dead women he murdered |
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hence why they are covered over |
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That wouldn't stop me, in fact it be like a brown rag to a randy bull. |
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yes imagine the look of surprise on simon cowell's face when you uncover the atrocity, after a percussive cover of ebony & ivory |
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unfortunately thats not me |
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But you could try and recreate that scenario. Let's do a crowdfunder or whatever it is and hire you three hookers so you can slap their bums. 150 Euros? |
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ha ha. not wanna curb the enthiusiasm but i dont think i wanna play anyones bum, you know, i never thought abou tit |
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i admit i have had a moment in my early teens i fantasized about bumming dead corpses, though |
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recalling the day i told it to a friend of mine, quite what you said there |
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reading that made my jaw protrude outwards in a mega gurn |
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Actually, I'd quite like to see Mo' do this with the bird he mentioned the other day that's got "big flanks". |
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flanks like an aboriginal hawayan dancer |
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the deeper the cushion, the sweeter the pushin |
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