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Starting tomorrow AM, each and every morning without fail I will deliver a Morning Shot of Business News. Stay tuned for tomorrow morning when I will deliver the first dispatch of what will be a long-term commitment to providing hot, steaming shots of the richest, most fully-roasted-ed Business News. And yes, you will be taking it black. |
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morning business enema, shot up your hot crack by alan sugar in drag |
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all bests to your paper |
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This is fantastic! |
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I was going to use the morning commute to source some Business News, however, and this is absolutely true, on the busy tube there were a pair of lesbians (one a fair bit older than the other) touching each other up, practically under my nose, and I got distracted. I will make up for this by providing premium Business News tomorrow. And no public displays of same-sex foreplay will stop me. |
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This is just going to be some giant tease, I can feel it. We want our business snippets! |
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i lolled at that this morning |
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i would be fine just with morning bits of normal life from you |
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but im gonna check the business news as well |
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You'd be astonished how many times on my daily commute I am distracted by lesbians or a pair of birds putting on a bit of show for me. |
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SUTLOLWorld |
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im sure you keep yourself busy |
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i was having a reflection upon islam Dan, like if you really want to found your life on interpretation of words, you really are destined to a fucked up existence and despair, what do you think about it |
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mind you, that might be the most ignorant thing i posted ever |
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i just googled something about that, a surely unrelated result cites the 'postive and not negative interpretation of words' |
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sorry for the derailment |
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well i think that whatever positive or negative, it is always an interpretation, which is just like sand in the eyes in my opinion, everybody should just go straight to the point. |
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Well, if I am to succumb to "triggering" it is on hearing the word Islam. I read the news but I can't watch it, certainly not the BBC here in the UK. A couple of days ago I walked in the bedroom and the TV had the news on, and it was about May saying we need to wipe out extremism including "Islamophobia" and I just groaned and switched the channel. And my partner shouted from the bathroom (which is next door) "Oi! I was watching that". And I said to her "Aren't you fed up of terrorism?" and she came back in saying "They'll go on to something else". The next bit was ISIS blowing up the mosque in Mosul. The next bit was some angry Muslim going on about how the Syrian refugee who died in the Grenfell tower fire had been failed by the UK. I said "For a fucking minority, they sure dominate the news". And I received a very, very frosty reception. I've not attempted to discuss more about living one's life according to words, I've just taken this opportunity to have another pop at Islam. And that's hardly news. This is emphatically not my "Morning Shot of News", btw. |
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i dont mind the word islam, as it sounds quite like lamb and that in turn reminds me of a donner kebab |
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Is-lamb on the menu, sorry i'll get me coat... |
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"Do me a favour, Shona, get politically aware, why dontcha?" |
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OK - Business News. |
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my mum always used to buy the cheapest, most fragmentary paper imaginable, you might as well try to wipe your arse on thin air |
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*wince* (Viz ad) |
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yes do you remember the stuff you had in primary school, like tracing paper, or grease proof baking paper it just wouldnt absorb fuck all, terrible stuff |
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I do indeed remember that "paper". I was thinking fairly recently that I think I only ever went for a plop about once or twice in all my time at Secondary School - it just wouldn't have crossed my mind. I know this because I have a memory of going to do a number 2 at school and, at that point thinking, "I've never gone for a sit down job at school before". My partner said she never went to the toilet at school, and to this day she doesn't go anywhere in public. You'd be tempted to think she never went at all. I know I prefer to think of it that way. Anyhoo a fascinating glimpse into a forgotten social history, I think you'll agree. I wonder what toilet paper they have in schools today? Proabably don't have it, culturally insensitive, amirite????!?!?! |
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I know its OCD but i hate the idea of going to loo where thousands of bums have touched before my own, if im desperate i have to stick a ring of toilet roll around the toilet seat to act as 'barrier' to poo particles, wee and ball sweat. |
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is toilet paper halal? |
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halal meat means 4th category meat killed from the throat |
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more humble arabs are coming to my sight in the streets since i let myself go on the subject. here there are different arabs than i remember from london, i think their nerve was kind of curbed in the decades, socially speaking |
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whats 4th category meat? |
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meat full of nerves |
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eww, is there are logical reason for killing something by cutting its head off without knocking it out first? |
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aint nothing sounding more ridicolous than one called mohamed speaking that way, i know that because i know a slavic guy that talks shit about romas, and it just sound that dumb |
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i dont know |
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what happens in a mosque when someone comes in and says, "i have a message for Mohammed, i dont know his surname" |
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i dont know, they calling a psychiatrich hospital maybe |
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Mohamed is your surname, i know there are some people called mohamed mohammed mohaamed or whatnot |
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yes, all the descendants in your surname, in case you need to make a sign you know |
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ah ok, makes sense now |
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Albert Mohamed. Improbable name that actually works. |
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yes does actually, my surname is occupational, being Cartwright, its a very utilitarian, working class name, |
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My surname is Penisenvy, and I get ridiculed constantly. |
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Luckily not pronounced the English way!! |
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silent p? |
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Like 'penne senyavee'. |
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ah a classic sardinian surname |
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