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offline umbroman3 on 2017-05-17 16:30 [#02519811]
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i have 5 cats

lol


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-17 16:36 [#02519812]
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tie them to a skateboard and shout 'mush, mush'


 

offline freqy on 2017-05-17 17:23 [#02519818]
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tie an plastic mouse on a string on an stick for extra brake
cat power


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-17 17:51 [#02519820]
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imagine how much power we could harness if we attached
miniature power stations to shrews


 

offline mohamed on 2017-05-17 18:59 [#02519827]
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richkids london


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-17 19:19 [#02519829]
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I have a dog, mrs Dust has two cats and a dog. So yeah, four
pets.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-17 19:38 [#02519832]
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i would use those kids to fucking grit the sewers, arseholes



 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-17 19:48 [#02519836]
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What a cunt.

Much, much worse is happening though.
I bet people will discuss how horrible that rich kid is,
while chomping away at McDonald's.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-17 19:50 [#02519837]
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People get offended that some eat horse meat, yet will eat
beef and chicken. It makes little to no sense to me.


 

offline mohamed on 2017-05-17 20:57 [#02519856]
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Whats wrong with u guys, i thought it was fun


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-17 21:28 [#02519868]
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I just looked at that article the car isnt dirty, and they
are doing it in a humourous way, my indignation was
premature


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-17 21:40 [#02519871]
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And I'm saying there's far worse.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-17 21:45 [#02519872]
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The car being dirty or not doesn't make a great difference,
it's the gesture.

I don't get some people. This woman I know just posted a
video of a snake grabbing and eating a puppy. Misleading
first image though, which meant I clicked on it thinking it
would be a cute video, that I could possibly show my wife to
ease her fear of snakes. But noooo, the cute little pup sits
there, oozing cuteness, then a very violent scene.

Sure, snakes eat animals, nothing wrong there. But it was
how the video was misleading that gets to me. Also buying a
puppy for your snake, filming it, and putting it up on FB
without an adequate description seems a bit pervy.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-17 21:57 [#02519878]
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its annoying and animals shouldn't be treated without
dignity, i dont like it when people put shades on their dogs
or whatever and think its funny, what i was saying is that i
assumed it was crueler than it actually was, it was just a
bit stupid.

snake video sounds horrid


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-17 22:49 [#02519891]
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My dog won't go out without his tutu.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-17 22:50 [#02519892]
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He walks on his back legs.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-17 23:02 [#02519893]
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I have a Russian hamster, I take him out on a small home
made leash, he is well behaved and will stay in your pocket
for hours with his head popped out. I was walking around
Tokyo Nogawa Park and lots of girls were checking him out,
I told them he is not is a good mood so stay back!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-17 23:04 [#02519894]
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you should cut a hole in your pocket for your balls, and say
his bald brother is in my pocket, come and have a feel,


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-17 23:21 [#02519896]
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My Cousin tried that, but he said it caused confusion and a
soreness the next day, besides my balls are pretty hairy, so
it wouldnt work anyway!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-17 23:32 [#02519897]
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yes there is only a certain amount of times you can get
away with it before the police are called


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-17 23:42 [#02519898]
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working out the average times you can get away with it, is
key


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-17 23:44 [#02519899]
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going to a home for the blind works wonders


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-18 00:17 [#02519900]
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that i a genius idea! i will update on my progress later, I
am inspired


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-18 00:23 [#02519901]
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i can see the headlines now "pocket billards pervert on the
lamb"


 

offline mohamed on 2017-05-18 00:34 [#02519905]
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the puppy wasnt harmed because i told you so, i friend of
animals i just kill stink bugs


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-18 01:52 [#02519910]
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guys, i'm starting to think this was a bad idea, I think i
cut the hole too big, so i decided to just put meat and both
veg through, now i have to explain why the shape is strange.
ok , the hamster is deformed, it looks ok so far lots of
smiles


 

offline jnasato from https://blisst.io (Antarctica) on 2017-05-18 12:43 [#02519926]
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I woke up with my girlfriend's cat resting against my leg(s)
this morning, and it was beautiful.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-18 14:35 [#02519939]
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i know you love your dog Mo, no worries


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-18 14:36 [#02519940]
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you could always say its a naked mole rat guarding two
cherry tomatoes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-18 14:37 [#02519941]
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a moth kept landing on my head like a landing pad last night


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-18 14:50 [#02519942]
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Why does everyone bugger off when i log on, im getting self
conscious!


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-18 15:47 [#02519948]
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Ha ha! I'm sure it's coincidence. Don't be hard on yourself,
mate.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-18 16:01 [#02519957]
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^ its true as soon as i logged off, everyone came back on
again bastards! lol


 

offline freqy on 2017-05-18 17:18 [#02519967]
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if they stuck puppy on the high spinning buffing pad

that would be bad


 

offline mohamed on 2017-05-19 00:31 [#02520035]
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she has started flattening on the ground from a few days,
starting suffering the hot weather a bit.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-20 22:26 [#02520213]
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do the people leave bowls of water around for dogs to drink
on hot days?


 

offline mohamed on 2017-05-23 20:40 [#02520401]
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yes water is always 24/7

maya cant stand one of the flatmates, the one with the room
in front of mine, nothing of exaggerated but growls slightly
sometimes, and barks when she fools her like a dumb ass


 

offline mohamed on 2017-05-23 20:40 [#02520402]
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*he


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-23 21:09 [#02520414]
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is he a shady character?


 

offline mohamed on 2017-05-23 21:19 [#02520418]
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he is a dumb fuck. i think maya preferred the guy that was
there before


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-23 21:24 [#02520419]
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yeah animals know the score,

in what way is he dumb?


 

offline mohamed on 2017-05-23 21:48 [#02520421]
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he says dumb things. but not in a bad way. mine its
benevolent annoyment


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-23 21:58 [#02520422]
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do any of your flatmates have sexy female friends you can
interact with, also when your walking your dog do women chat
to you because of Maya


 

offline mohamed on 2017-05-23 22:02 [#02520423]
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i dont know, as for maya all kinds of people really, from
kids to ancient ones, to acquire some female i think you
have to take advantage of dogs when they are puppies. that
really makes all chicks giggle.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-23 22:04 [#02520424]
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yeah a pitbull with big balls, and you say to all the
ladies he takes after me


 


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