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offline Portnoy on 2017-04-20 19:15 [#02518213]
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RusselDust – a stuffed tiger, come to life.
Hyperflake – a Where the wild things are type character.
Freqy – a fairy, rapid flapping wings.
Mohamed – A Jesus figure, in robes.
Fleetmouse – A tall tintin.
Umbroman3 – a soft cuddly panda, in a cage.
AMPI MAX – Robin hood men in tights Robin Hood.
Cliff Glitchard – A Stormtrooper, doing a sexy dance.
Steve McQueen – Steve McQueen in Papillon
Big – A tiny, cute and cuddly mouse.
Belb – A sleuth, like Sherlock Holmes.
Jnsato – Duncan Mccloud from the clan Mccloud.
Ijonspeeches – a German African bush baby.
Gwely Mernans – A mogwai. Sometimes a Gremlin.
SigneduptoLOL – an African American porn actor. A bit like
Don Cheadle in Boogie nights.
Wavephace – Like 7 up cool spot
wMw – Ren from Ren and Stimpy
obara – Alec Guiness, wearing a robe
elusive – fully transformed, windowlicker style

who did I miss?

How do you see your fellow xlticans?



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-20 19:19 [#02518214]
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yeah Mo definitely is like some sort of messiah i reckon


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-20 19:20 [#02518215]
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i sort of imagine you as a tremulous woodlouse, but a chosen
one that wields a mighty shining sword when confronted


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-20 19:56 [#02518216]
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oh dear. Thanks.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-20 20:04 [#02518218]
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just kidding


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-20 20:24 [#02518219]
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it's fine. It's a good analysis.

I forgot to mention

Monoid – The mime from Broken Sword

and

Crazone – Acid droplet



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-20 20:27 [#02518220]
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i got stuck on broken sword i need to go back to it, i
solved the goat bit without help though but i was stuck on
that for a while


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-20 20:46 [#02518221]
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good on you for not looking. These days I give it a good go
but if I get really stuck I don't mind referring. BS though
I've played through so many times , I must try it again with
a strict no walkthrough policy

The mime is in the director's cut now come to think of it,
who murders the rich adulterer and is the same man as the
clown who blows up the cafe, if I'm not mistaken as I
usually am


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-20 20:58 [#02518223]
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i am recognized amongst slaves, dont mess with my robes!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-21 00:39 [#02518260]
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i think robes should come back into fashion that and those
really long shoes that curl up at the end


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-21 00:44 [#02518261]
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i can see why people got stuck on it, its totally illogical,
well at least its a totally different format of puzzle from
the rest of the game in how you contextually approach them.

I really like games that make me think as i get older rather
than just a blaster, although i do co,me back to them from
time to time, to release tension.

im playing a hardcore text adventure based on alice and
wonderland at the moment, its alot better than it sounds,
puzzles are great

LAZY_TITLE

its great when i come back busy afternoon have a coffee and
ut my feet u and listen to some afx or whatever, ut the
heating on and have a good brain stretcher to solve


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-21 06:59 [#02518265]
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you might enjoy this video.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-21 15:55 [#02518279]
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Ha! Good one.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-21 16:16 [#02518285]
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watching now


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-21 16:18 [#02518286]
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fucking hell that puzzle would have had me pulling my
eyeballs out of my head


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-21 16:52 [#02518313]
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i know the where the wild things are book, but what does it
say about my personality? i dont know


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-21 17:29 [#02518337]
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im not 100% sure, you are kind hearted and funny looking,
cuddly and unconventional. idrk I just pulled it out of my
arse


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-21 17:38 [#02518339]
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when you complete Broken Sword 2 they play this song to
the credits. It's so stupid but I love it.


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-21 17:39 [#02518341]
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soz

Bob Sekar - Happiness is an inside job


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-21 17:48 [#02518343]
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LAZY_TITLE

worst game ending song ever


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-21 18:31 [#02518344]
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nope, sneaker boots for everybody


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-21 18:39 [#02518345]
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i just looked what robes means, i would look good in robes,
i thought it was some kind of humble dress, like a sack of
onions with a string


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-21 18:39 [#02518346]
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i wouldnt


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-21 18:59 [#02518347]
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i am dressed in a tracksuit, and im waiting for my burger to
unfreeze


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-21 20:15 [#02518348]
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I didnt know it was possible to look bad in robes.

also forgot

Fah - a mimiga from cave story
Indecsical - Sofia Coppola in the Elektrobank video
Horsefactory - self explanetory
Mr Dictionary - Clippy windows assistant
Advocate - Guybrush Threepwood


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-21 20:56 [#02518349]
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i only look good in my mum's bathrobe


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-21 20:58 [#02518350]
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i dont keep it as a fetish, its because the new generations
ones are made of sponge, they dont dry a shit and they are
shit to wear after the shower


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-21 21:34 [#02518353]
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personally I prefer to dry myself off immediately, with a
coarse towel, get dressed and hide my wretched body from the
world. A good old friend of mine used to get into his robe
like that straight out of the shower. I feel like my skin
would get even dryer if I did that.

Sounds like I just need a good robe though. You could save
time by drying AND brushing your teeth at the same time. Or
you could dry off while having a cup of tea and a granola
bar. The sky is the limit.

I’m now changing my perspective of you, mohamed, I now see
you in a more natural spring Day Spa kind of vibe with a
robe. With many ladies tending to your every need.


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-22 17:37 [#02518362]
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bit like ghaddafi


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-23 14:16 [#02518365]
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A while back (years) you were a little more bitter in your
posts, but I now realize that your avatar of Portman looking
arrogant didn't help!!


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-23 15:06 [#02518367]
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you’re mistaking me with thatne. thatne had the Natlie
Portman avatar.

perhaps we are similar. We did converse some.

that said, not sure about being bitter, maybe cynical, or
insensitive in the old days.

I’ve never been very popular anyway.


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-23 15:09 [#02518368]
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Some more

DADONCK - the donk from Crocodile Dundee
Descent - a space craft cockpit
Welt - papa Smurf
Gonzola - A sesame street character
Mort - Butters from South Park

^^ this is almost like those people doing your portraits at
tourist spots. though not nearly as good. and not voluntary.



 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-23 16:10 [#02518369]
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You're right! It wasn't you. Thatne/portnoy are strange
names! I'm sure that there's another reason for my mistake.

I thought you had become more rational and kinder!! Yet you
had probably always been like you are. Sorry!


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-23 18:10 [#02518373]
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I feel irrational and meaner…

I created this account when xlt had a dupe frenzy. Everyone
and their dog made dupes at the time. It was fun. I made a
few. And then just kind of settled in it after a while. I
plucked this name randomly; I was reading Portnoy’s
Complaint at the time. Also Mike Portnoy is the drummer for
Dream Theater. And it shares a few letters with my surname.

re:thatne - We had a short love affair. My dupe was
‘ladybug’ where I was pretending to be a girl. He
humoured me. It was nice.

Let me say I try to be nice most of the time but I can be
selfish too and hurt people’s feelings. Just ask freqy, or
umbroman, or Monoid*, or cx for that matter. Remember him?
He made this really grand electronic orchestral music.
Fellow from Norway. I remember I criticised his music quite
a bit. Oh, and his incessant spamming. In retrospect, wtf
did it matter. Why moderate xlt? It seems to have done
surprisingly well for itself otherwise.

a dooby do wap sorry for the long post


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-23 18:19 [#02518376]
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Well I like you, very homosexually of course.

Love the ladybug story.


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-23 18:28 [#02518378]
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thanks, RD. You make me blush.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-23 19:34 [#02518379]
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right time to play nude rollerball with erections, we will
release a gaseous atomised amyl nitratel mixed with viagra
into the arena, we go round anti clockwise in leather pants
with the arse cheeks cut out, and its a fight to the death,
a bumming is maximum points, lionel blair is the announcer

i pick Portnoy as my captain


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-23 21:01 [#02518380]
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I dont want to play this game. Sounds dangerous!

Although I am honoured that you would choose me.


 

offline jnasato from nothinggg.com (Antarctica) on 2017-04-24 09:07 [#02518387]
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Haha... yah, well-- here is me like 10 years ago:
fit for IDM battle

For ultimate squelch in acid lines, one must have a fit mind
and body...


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-24 14:35 [#02518398]
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^ you got the best one


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-24 19:19 [#02518403]
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nice. You would make an excellent MK Raiden, too.

by the way, it is actually spelled Duncan MacLeod. Sorry
about that.

I grew up saying mc cloud.


 

offline freqy on 2017-04-25 02:42 [#02518409]
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hello thank you . i kinda miss being a fairy, with rapid
flapping wings (hairs)



 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-28 08:25 [#02518496]
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yw, freqy. Your current av is pretty spiffing too.


 


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