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so experiences alter dna? |
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its not conclusive, but yes it seems it does like you pass on that information in your dna, i have no idea how that would work |
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sort of like a rudimentary biological computer, like re writes your firmware |
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or after they were born and separated for the test, did the mother and father from another cage telepathically tell the little baby mice dont each onion raw...oh and those humans are evil. |
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or did they kill the parent mice and other siblings before the test to be sure it was not telepathic. evil humans, either way. |
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eek, gotta go to shops. so late. bk inabit. |
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probably the mental association with the smell changed some genomes off or on and consequently when the parents had offspring they had that changed genomes already switched on before birth, like dip switches, environmental pressures produce these changes quiker i suppose. amazing stuff really |
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perhaps one of your ancestors has a real propensity to go to corner shops and was fastidious with their timing because of some sort of environmental issue, like having loads of kids to feed constantly |
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your egg....well, not your egg... but the egg that made you, was created in your grandmother when your mum was inside her. so you were kinda created in your grandmother, from an egg that was actually made in your Great Grandmother. i think ;? |
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yeah i was trying to tell my mum that a while back, i dont think she believed me, also 99% of your dna is viral, it might not be an accurate statistic, but it is true! |
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what do you mean my dna is viral? i am made from sneezes? |
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your post reads like you just went down the nhs records dept with my national security number scanned my dna and concluded I am made from viral sneezes when back home to go on XLT to tell me so : ( |
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sorry yeah i meant all of us, we are hybrid entities in a sense, never mind all the symbiotic bacteria we need to live |
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Bigger thumbs Necks that bend forward more comfortably Shrinking genitals |
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we evolve to smaller beings. we become thimble sized people yes i siad this years ago but it is still a great idea. we first build 10 billion dolls houses with working central heating miniature working action man weapons mini airports and small working aircraft ..we ask RC car makers and model raiiway enthusiasts to help out of course. as well as Kenner star wars toy makers. to build mini hoth bases and workign x wings, and so forth. we need to do all this now whilst we are still big. its an easy thing to do. now after our mini cites are built we shrink 90 percent of the worlds people into little people , the size of thimbles. through variosu methods, im sure i dont need to tell you how. we now need only 1000 times less energy and have incredible luxury dolls houses to live in.. and x wings to fly. 10 percent of our people are still big to help us in emergencies and to mass produce stuff in toy factories. we fight off insects with the working action man guns. thank you , that is all. |
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penis evolves into prehensile digit, armpit hair becomes fungus larder skin becomes luminescence blue so can wank in the dark |
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did you watch the borrowers on lsd? |
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bonus is we can ride ants like horses |
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Do your genitals not shrink when it's really cold? Do you have a faulty cremaster? Do you mean they would lift up and hide like an undercarriage? |
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balls shrivel so maximise surface area for heat transfer, unless you dip them in liquid nitrogen then you get metallic spherical balls that shatter on impact |
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i hope the CIA doesnt read this might give them some ideas |
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oh, how rude. you mean studio ghibli arrietty? I love that. enslaving and riding ants like horses? i hope you ask the ants first hwyperdflaked. what if the ants ride you instead and the bees breed you for your honey? what then? |
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I worried in case my aunty is watching, it she who pays the rent!! |
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¨for the purpose of this conversation .. I am my Aunt.!¨ Richard Richard 1991 |
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i just had a mental image of Charleton Heston on an ant riding it around as ben hur |
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"I am a sad orphan! Give us some money, you old bag!" |
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¨good, good....you´ve taken your first step into a larger...erm....smaller world!!¨ |
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i´m watching riks bottom now. |
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...the televisual show , of course. |
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"Lieutenant Sex Machine, Homicide! Yeah, what time? Damn! I'm gonna nail this sick mother even if the D.A. takes my badge! " when i answer the phone sometimes i say that |
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haha : P i always say ¨ h. h..h.. h ..hello ? look who is this?¨ |
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i need to do that next time i get a cold caller, "just dont hurt the girl ok!" |
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don´t forget to switch on the tape recorder. : ) |
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for some reason it felt a bit blade runnery that clip, maybe she was a bit like Racheal? |
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^ Harrison ford is in that film you know |
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