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offline freqy on 2017-02-01 16:28 [#02511809]
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so experiences alter dna?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-01 16:29 [#02511810]
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its not conclusive, but yes it seems it does like you pass
on that information in your dna, i have no idea how that
would work


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-01 16:30 [#02511811]
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sort of like a rudimentary biological computer, like re
writes your firmware


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-01 16:30 [#02511812]
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or after they were born and separated for the test, did
the mother and father from another cage telepathically tell
the little baby mice dont each onion raw...oh and those
humans are evil.



 

offline freqy on 2017-02-01 16:31 [#02511813]
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or did they kill the parent mice and other siblings before
the test to be sure it was not telepathic.

evil humans, either way.


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-01 16:33 [#02511814]
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eek, gotta go to shops. so late. bk inabit.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-01 16:36 [#02511815]
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probably the mental association with the smell changed some
genomes off or on and consequently when the parents had
offspring they had that changed genomes already switched on
before birth, like dip switches, environmental pressures
produce these changes quiker i suppose.

amazing stuff really


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-01 16:38 [#02511816]
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perhaps one of your ancestors has a real propensity to go to
corner shops and was fastidious with their timing because of
some sort of environmental issue, like having loads of kids
to feed constantly


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-01 18:58 [#02511818]
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your egg....well, not your egg... but the egg that made you,
was created in your grandmother when your mum was inside
her.

so you were kinda created in your grandmother, from an egg
that was actually made in your Great Grandmother.

i think ;?



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-01 19:24 [#02511821]
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yeah i was trying to tell my mum that a while back, i dont
think she believed me, also 99% of your dna is viral, it
might not be an accurate statistic, but it is true!


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-01 19:29 [#02511822]
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what do you mean my dna is viral? i am made from sneezes?


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-01 19:31 [#02511823]
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your post reads like you just went down the nhs records dept
with my national security number scanned my dna and
concluded I am made from viral sneezes when back home to go
on XLT to tell me so : (


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-01 20:43 [#02511829]
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LAZY_TITLE



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-01 20:44 [#02511830]
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sorry yeah i meant all of us, we are hybrid entities in a
sense, never mind all the symbiotic bacteria we need to live


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-03 11:08 [#02511960]
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Bigger thumbs
Necks that bend forward more comfortably
Shrinking genitals


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-03 12:16 [#02511973]
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we evolve to smaller beings. we become thimble sized
people
yes i siad this years ago but it is still a great idea.

we first build 10 billion dolls houses with working central
heating

miniature working action man weapons

mini airports and small working aircraft ..we ask RC car
makers and model raiiway enthusiasts to help out of course.
as well as Kenner star wars toy makers. to build mini hoth
bases and workign x wings, and so forth.

we need to do all this now whilst we are still big. its an
easy thing to do.

now after our mini cites are built we shrink 90 percent of
the worlds people into little people , the size of thimbles.
through variosu methods, im sure i dont need to tell you
how.

we now need only 1000 times less energy and have incredible
luxury dolls houses to live in.. and x wings to fly.

10 percent of our people are still big to help us in
emergencies and to mass produce stuff in toy factories.

we fight off insects with the working action man guns.

thank you , that is all.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-03 12:17 [#02511974]
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penis evolves into prehensile digit,
armpit hair becomes fungus larder
skin becomes luminescence blue so can wank in the dark


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-03 12:18 [#02511975]
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did you watch the borrowers on lsd?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-03 12:40 [#02511982]
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bonus is we can ride ants like horses


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-03 12:47 [#02511985]
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Do your genitals not shrink when it's really cold?

Do you have a faulty cremaster?

Do you mean they would lift up and hide like an
undercarriage?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-03 12:52 [#02511986]
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balls shrivel so maximise surface area for heat transfer,
unless you dip them in liquid nitrogen then you get metallic
spherical balls that shatter on impact


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-03 12:53 [#02511987]
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i hope the CIA doesnt read this might give them some ideas


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-03 12:57 [#02511988]
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oh, how rude.

you mean studio ghibli arrietty? I love that.

enslaving and riding ants like horses?
i hope you ask the ants first hwyperdflaked.
what if the ants ride you instead and the bees
breed you for your honey? what then?



 

offline freqy on 2017-02-03 12:57 [#02511989]
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I worried in case my aunty is watching, it she who pays the
rent!!



 

offline freqy on 2017-02-03 12:59 [#02511990]
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¨for the purpose of this conversation .. I am my Aunt.!¨
Richard Richard 1991



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-03 13:01 [#02511991]
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i just had a mental image of Charleton Heston on an ant
riding it around as ben hur


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-03 13:03 [#02511994]
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"I am a sad orphan! Give us some money, you old bag!"


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-03 13:04 [#02511996]
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¨good, good....you´ve taken your first step into a
larger...erm....smaller world!!¨


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-03 13:04 [#02511997]
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i´m watching riks bottom now.


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-03 13:05 [#02511998]
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...the televisual show , of course.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-03 13:07 [#02511999]
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"Lieutenant Sex Machine, Homicide! Yeah, what time? Damn!
I'm gonna nail this sick mother even if the D.A. takes my
badge! "

when i answer the phone sometimes i say that


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-03 13:09 [#02512000]
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haha : P

i always say

¨ h. h..h.. h ..hello ? look who is this?¨


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-03 13:11 [#02512001]
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i need to do that next time i get a cold caller, "just dont
hurt the girl ok!"


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-03 13:17 [#02512002]
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don´t forget to switch on the tape recorder. : )


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-03 13:28 [#02512003]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-03 14:31 [#02512012]
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for some reason it felt a bit blade runnery that clip, maybe
she was a bit like Racheal?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-03 14:44 [#02512015]
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^ Harrison ford is in that film you know


 


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