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offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 14:47 [#02506406]
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If, like me, you've recently been triggered by the likes of
AmpiMax, please use this Safe Space. There's only one toilet
which everybody is free to use.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-11-01 17:58 [#02506431]
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Not been triggered by ampi, I barely take anyone seriously
here, except you and a few others. So many sick minds.

So yeah I need this space considering the catastrophic shit
fest the last week has been.

Sorry, do you mind if I do this?

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 18:08 [#02506436]
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i feel so violated

*takes out throbbing green todger*


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-11-01 18:54 [#02506444]
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truth for me is eating jamon serrano into homemade arab
bread. the rest is bullshit.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 18:58 [#02506445]
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This interview is SO relevant to this thread:
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2016-11-01 19:07 [#02506446]
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please tell me that is not real.

it is a joke interview, right?


 

offline freqy on 2016-11-01 19:14 [#02506447]
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counsellor seems very SNL.

but trigglypof seems so real!!



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 19:15 [#02506448]
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im glad as im old as i am,


 

offline freqy on 2016-11-01 19:18 [#02506449]
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cant watch anymore


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 19:25 [#02506450]
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i think its a parody thankfully, but the fact you thought it
could be real tell you something about modern culture,


 

offline freqy on 2016-11-01 19:30 [#02506451]
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im not so sure

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 19:35 [#02506452]
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its kind of like a weird inverse fascism, the worst was that
tutor with the glasses very obnoxious


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 19:37 [#02506453]
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this was the worst one


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 19:39 [#02506454]
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its funny really, i saw my dad as someone behind the times
and unable to adjust to todays social conventions, but im
starting to feel like that myself as i cannot for the life
of me relate to anything they are going on about


 

offline freqy on 2016-11-01 19:45 [#02506455]
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^
that tutor quit his job after being shouted at.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 19:48 [#02506456]
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poor guy, he was trying to explain the concept of freedom of
speech to them but they just didnt get it


 

offline freqy on 2016-11-01 19:48 [#02506457]
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i think sjw's all feel underprivileged compared to white
males who get all the sex, money, best job choices, housing,
inheritance and schooling and so forth.

id like to know how white males claim their privileges.
Maybe there is a form to be filled in?


 

offline freqy on 2016-11-01 19:51 [#02506458]
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he seemed so polite and nice.




 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 19:52 [#02506459]
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yeah i mean they might have a point in that regard but they
are barking up the wrong tree most of the time by harassing
people who might be a bit more sympathetic to their
situation other wise by making ridiculous demands


 

offline freqy on 2016-11-01 19:56 [#02506460]
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There is no form to fill in.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 19:58 [#02506461]
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i think its more a self inflated sense of importance they
all seem to have now, cos they have access to the internet
and just loads of stuff that reinforces their metal
landscape they are deluded and think they are more
knowledgeable than their own professors


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 20:00 [#02506462]
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i know ive been guilty of this echo chamber effect myself,
its human nature i suppose, these people take it to the next
level, they are so adamant about everything, its
exasperating

everyone should do a dna test cos i bet most people are only
part white in their lineage anyway


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 20:01 [#02506463]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2016-11-01 20:06 [#02506464]
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yeh

and seems they like to attack ...that is the warrior bit.

one day we will all be inside a computer then we can be what
ever colour or shape or size we want....I wonder if we will
complain then? or more likely the plug will be pulled just
as everyone gets happy.



 

offline freqy on 2016-11-01 20:11 [#02506466]
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da shee hee hee
.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 20:13 [#02506467]
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yeah what a beautiful world vision, you could be a rhombus


 

offline freqy on 2016-11-01 20:18 [#02506468]
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rhombus?



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 20:24 [#02506469]
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yeah any sort of object that you think represents you, like
a purple double helix, or an amorphous atomic gas cloud, or
just a sound like LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2016-11-01 20:49 [#02506470]
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lol, how could anyone complain then.?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-01 21:03 [#02506471]
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i know it sounds cynical but they would still find a way


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2016-11-02 00:41 [#02506478]
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donald trunp promised 2 make america a safe space again
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-02 01:40 [#02506480]
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I don't know if it's real.


 

offline freqy on 2016-11-02 02:07 [#02506481]
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Recently , I'm wondering if anything is real.



 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2016-11-02 02:12 [#02506482]
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This whole one toilet business, to me, seems ill-advised.



 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-02 07:54 [#02506489]
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I think this thing about "men" and "women"'s toilets being
an issue for transgender or non-cis people, really is one of
language or semantics. If, rather than "men" and "women",
lavatories were designated "penis" and "vagina" then there's
none of this ... gender debate. You can't identify your
penis as a vagina (though I am sure somebody does,
right?). And if you've got genitals that are a bit
vagina-ry, with a proto penis alongisde that, then you go
in the DISABLEDS! BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU
ARE!!!!
*huge round of applause from the
crowd*
And now, please welcome on stage, the next
president of the United States of America, Dolan
Trumpf!!!!!!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-02 08:34 [#02506490]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular



The bathroom nonsense is part of a full spectrum information
warfare onslaught, you can see it like a fuzz fractal. The
social fabric itself is being pulled apart at every scale.
The ruin will be like the aftermath of a japanese giant
hornet, with severed legs and exoskeleton parts as a
metaphor for cultural obliteration. Out of this sea of bug
parts the deepest learning singularity will rise. They act
as a manure. It is more advanced than merely the next
species; it is the next form of evolution itself. It is
evolving now, rapidly solving every tactic with a counter
tactic. It can't be imagined.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-11-02 10:38 [#02506491]
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it wasnt good


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-02 11:15 [#02506492]
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If you have a cock and balls step to the right

minge and tits go to the left

cock and tits diagonal

minge and balls up the stairs to the right

cock and minge down the stairs to your left

balls and tits, over the road to your right

minge and balls through the trapdoor in the wall


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-02 11:16 [#02506493]
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cock, tits, minge and balls go to every toilet in a
clockwise fashion


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2016-11-02 22:06 [#02506511]
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I agree wholeheartedly.

Make toilets great again.



 

offline RussellDust on 2016-11-03 01:31 [#02506516]
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Give a shit when I'm in hospital?


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-03 07:27 [#02506522]
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Are you still in hospital with your arm lump? I had a lump
taken out of my balls and I hobbled home the same day
(well, my dad, LOL Snr., picked me up).

Srsly though (*laughing subsides to an expectant
hush
*), are you alright?


 

offline freqy on 2016-11-03 08:29 [#02506524]
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Rusty when will you be able to home?



 

offline freqy on 2016-11-03 08:31 [#02506525]
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*be able to go home?

eat fruit if you can. fruit is great for getting well.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-03 10:46 [#02506531]
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sorry to hear this, i didn't read the thread properly, ate
you going to be ok?


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-03 11:04 [#02506535]
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Me, freqy and Hyperflakes are going to visit you with a
fruit basket and some magazines.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-11-03 11:17 [#02506539]
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Oh sorry folks! Was just ribbing hyperflake. I was really
bored.

Been out a while now. It was nothing major. I'm safe. Safe.


Sound.

That testicle story is feeling like it's becoming a part of
my life!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-03 11:30 [#02506544]
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i wonder wat they do with all the testicles they cut off in
surgery, there is probably a cupboard somewhere full of
hairy conkers


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-03 11:46 [#02506546]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular



They cut out a big cyst-y lump, not a bollock. Though by the
time they'd agreed to actually do anything about something
that had troubled me for over a decade, it was roughly the
size of a Third Ball. What they did with that lump I shudder
to think, probably ended up in someone's kebab.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-03 11:47 [#02506547]
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Sorry, I meant to say "Hey, really glad Jiggy R-dust is OK"


 


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