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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-28 06:14 [#02506270]
Points: 21419 Status: Regular



sitting down in a way so as to anally sit on your own balls
with your butthole touching your balls so you can fart on
your balls to tickle them. to squimch. he is squimching.
verb sq^IM--ch

I also made another word: humaniterrorist

His voice sounds like a turtle with a fistula so it's vocal
cords lead to its cloaca "singing" down a hollow pipe with
magic echo that stretches time so you have to listen to it
longer the closer you get.
aural warfare exhibit 1

mass cacophony weapon
The melody of the lyrics is so bad "who-oo-oo" rising in
pitch, I hate it so much. And I hate the lyrics themselves,
this motherfucker has 3 more friends than me already. It's
like the melody is obviously bad so I guess this guy started
by penning the lyrics, its like the lyrics were the
important part to him, the most worthwhile important thing
he could think of telling the world, including all the
involuntary listeners of who knows how many more
generations. Like do you walk into someone's house and see
that they actually own and bought either of these albums? Or
is it just psych warfare ("any weapon to influence the mind
of the enemy"... sounds so fitting here).
Why do the elites force us to listen to this music in their
monsanto grocery stores, since it's illegitimately "illegal"
for us to homestead land to grow our own food on? I believe
it is satanic music, they know it is bad and that's why they
chose it. It is to poison culture, as they view culture of
their pawns as a satanic art piece and want it to be ugly so
it is beautiful to them.

I also want to talk about christmas. This is a cultural
apocalypse, it is an actual hive mind group creation, and
never underestimate the power of stupid people in large
groups. We all created it together, that is why it's so
stupid. I mean you put a tree in your home... i bet the guy
who added that little gem to the cultural


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-28 06:16 [#02506271]
Points: 21419 Status: Regular



conglomerate looked like a manbaby "people of walmart".
Someone else was like, oh yeah and then um you put lights on
your roof, and someone else was like yeah, good idea, so
like this guy santa can see the lights and he goes down the
chimney. This is mental illness, believe me I'd know. It is
an organized adult conspiracy against children.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-28 16:05 [#02506285]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular



Like your lazy fucking arse would be out growing your own
Doritos.


 


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