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hello I need to start charging us all 2 pence a month for using XLT forum systems. please send funds to: freqys-paypal-funds@xlt.com htank you verymuch frweqy x |
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do you need it to fund your thimble collection? |
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im scared now in case someone sends me 2p and i get sued. oh wait. pheeww... not my email. see, i was clever there for at least half a second !! ;p |
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have you seen those nice new crisp fivers, you should have gotten someone to send you one of those |
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yeah i put it in my wallet between two cash cards and it jumped out like a magicians flicks out a card from a deck i caught it, I was amazed at my skills. i really was. There are already 100 million of the tiny 5ps missing down the backs of chairs. i think the new 10 note will melt under water. |
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the 5ps really are to small, do you remember 50ps used to be massive |
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would happily chuck my change collection at you,electronically |
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they were great fun spinning them on the table. |
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lol. fanx mr Mcqueen. |
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my mum always buys things with loads of small coins, even though she has cash in the bank, she is a right scrimper |
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that's maybe why she has cash in the bank ;p |
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Ha! I keep trying to send you a hundred quid but it just bounces back. |
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Yes i think cvos she was born at the height of the second world war she has this post war rationing mentality, its good in some ways, dont waste food etc.. but totally baffling in others, she has plenty of cash but never spends any on herself she buys the cheapest she can get away with and it often back fires cos shes buying poo things, she must have had a traumatic upbringing so i emphasise with her in some way. My dad was born before the war and his house was bombed |
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wusty :. ) |
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was your dad in 40s and mum late 30s when you were born ? |
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yea my dad was 47 and my mum was 39 and my brother is 9 years older than me, but we are good friends |
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My dad's house was bombed too. It's interesting to think that, if the Germans got their way, we wouldn't exist and our fathers would have died young, buried under rubble. Still, brexit, so fuck 'em. |
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yes i never really thought of it like that before, its true just existing is a massive fluke |
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infinitely flukey to be who we are. but maybe we would have been something else, if not we, incredibly formed beasts, that we are. |
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haha your avatar still makes me laugh, its like a passport photo. imagine sending that in for a driving licence. and if they write back to say stop messing about, say you are offended as a minority and demand equal treatment, then they send you your licence but you dare never to go over the speed limit incase you get pulled over. ( unless the cops a star wars fan : ) |
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or have latex mask applied each morning. |
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if your ever on a dole queue were i am from sometimes you see people so emaciated they look like the could be the same species and salacious b crumb |
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i dont mean that in a condescending way to those people i know it sounds horrible, also some very old men sometimes look like that cos they looks all body fat |
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also some french people, |
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i'm looking for a salacious Christmas ornament i can stick on my tree this year |
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LAZY_TITLE |
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hahaa there should have been a spin off movie would have made at least 500 000 000 |
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yeah a trilogy staring anthony hopkins and judy dench as his long lost parents, it could be like howards way or something |
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or a kitchen sink drama with a script written by alan bennett, and daniel day lewis as crumb |
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I tell you what was kind of funny, tonight i went on a two hour walk with my brother and i was prattling on about star wars to him for a good 15 minutes like, if we lived in star wars you wouldnt want to be a fighter pilot cos you wouldnt have a high life expectancy against a star destroyer, and i was like who would you aspire to be in a hypothetical star wars world, a bounty hunter or a jedi or what and he turns round and goes I suppose captain Kirk or Spock, he was hadnt been listening to a word i said for 15 minutes |
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I said loudly STAR WARS, not star trek |
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haha i did that the other day but gave red dwarf characters for US politicians....but i knew i broke the rules as you reeled of star trek peoples. |
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i do it on purpose for a laugh. |
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what i should have said then, instead of the two emails above was.. " oh i dont know, I'd be ulhura. " double bang, no ones listening to you. lol |
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its all good for me cos I like all thes things equally really, im a star trek fan as well i must admit, well mostly next generation and some of the movies |
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you wanted to recreate this scene? |
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yes and tease men. but they must never touch, lol |
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sort of an interstellar hussy |
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but Freqy I always assumed your a bloke, you arent are you |
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< im a gril sheep : p cant y tell? Hey i wnat' wan'na them vnyilz now how we buy them? how much? |
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y9ou can get the force awakens one on norman records dunno if there are others still available i will look |
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new hope and empire i hopse for |
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yes hink its just the new one im afraid |
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LAZY_TITLE stick this under your christmas tree this year |
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read it while eating your selection pack |
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you sent me to addidas shop, lol like the book tho,: p |
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yeah you could decorate your christmas tree with salaciouys b crumba, and those nakd bars and then read this, but wrap it u in star wars wrapping paper shane you cant get that cheap chinese wrapping paper you could get in the 80s it was really nice i preferred it to the minimalist stuff people wrap your presents up nowadays like from next or something |
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print the paper off on y pc : ) |
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