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offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2016-09-14 19:54 [#02503752]
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so there are voices in my head
in fact it's a psychic telepath called daniel finkelstein
he's gonna torture me completely
for anti semitism

it really sucks



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2016-09-14 20:45 [#02503764]
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these days everyone is an anti semite why would Daniel have
singled you out?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2016-09-14 20:49 [#02503767]
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Daniel William Finkelstein, Baron Finkelstein, OBE (born 30
August 1962) is a British journalist and politician. He is a
former Executive Editor of The Times, but remains a weekly
political columnist and is now associate editor.[1] He is a
former chairman of Policy Exchange who was succeeded by
David Frum in 2014.[2] It was announced that he would be
elevated to the House of Lords in August 2013,[3] sitting as
a Conservative.

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-14 20:51 [#02503769]
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i kept thinking he was being mentally tortured by Norman
Finkelstein, i just realised he was talking about someone
else.



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-14 21:02 [#02503771]
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torture fucking ducks mate


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-14 21:03 [#02503772]
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you dont know torture until you have to sit through entire
sky planners worth of homes under the hammer and other
fucking property program with gfs parents


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-14 22:24 [#02503786]
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those programs are amazing.. shots after shot of mouldy
walls and corners of rooms, then they get an estate agent to
try to act.


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-15 00:34 [#02503789]
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did you have to pretend to be interested. lol

kryten " I think my intelligence chips.. have.. melted"


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-15 00:38 [#02503790]
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when your being tortured its usually a good idea to cry out
in pain a bit early.
not too early cause they will know your lying..

and dont be a tough chap and hold in the pain ...

cause the torturer likes to hear you cry out..then keep
applying even more pressure after ....its music to their
ears .

so cry out early!!!

his has been a freqy helpful hint no45



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 09:27 [#02503794]
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href="https://youtu.be/KTR2yAyYxi0"
target=_blank>LAZY_TITLE

theme tune makes me feel sick like clockwork orange ludivico
technique

@ you both, yes it is literal mental torture, my eyes glaze
over after a while. Fortunately i dont have to pretend to be
interested i just interject every so often like, hmmm nice
wallpaper. The worst program is location location, location
the presenters are such insufferable arseholes.

 

offline Portnoy on 2016-09-15 15:08 [#02503802]
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about two nights ago I had a dream where I walked in on my
gf getting fingered by another girl in the shower. You'd
think this being a dream and all I'd be happy about it but I
wasn't: I felt betrayed. I woke up feeling angry at her. It
took some time to shake the feeling and tbh I still feel a
little betrayed - so completely irrational.

Even though there is no way anyone is coming to torture you
(at least not in your cushy government housed flat somewhere
in the midlands, wherever you may be) - I imagine the fear
must be quite real for you.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 15:27 [#02503807]
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^ seems like you are emotionally well adjusted id say, I
cant remember what my dreams are about generally, i just
have a general feeling a had a very weird dream i cant
remember what it was about


 

offline Portnoy on 2016-09-15 16:01 [#02503808]
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I smoke way too much (weed) and when I stop for a night I
have trouble falling asleep and end up having these vivid
dreams, usually leaving me with a strange feeling.

I'm not emotionally well adjusted at all but thanks! I get
terribly anxious. I'm working on it though!

The anger thing is much better. I manage to bottle it up for
longer now but it still manifests itself at the worst
moments.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 16:30 [#02503809]
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^ sorry to hear that, perhaps the anger is a manifestation
of the stress of suffering constant anxiety, usually one
will be the cause of the other i reckon,

you have to find out what the source of your anger is and
nip it in the bud, for me it was living with my mother for
20 odd years before i moved out a decade ago, now im so laid
back its great and i have a much better relationship with my
mum as a consequence


 

offline Portnoy on 2016-09-15 16:51 [#02503810]
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thanks, hyperflake. You are genuinely nice. The world needs
more people like you.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-15 17:53 [#02503811]
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the iphone, that needs a charged credit card to let you
download free stuff, fucking sucks


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 17:54 [#02503812]
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Cheers, life is far to short to go around being a bastard to
people i reckon


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 17:56 [#02503813]
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its ironic apple are called apple when they are so
unwholesome and leave a bitter taste in your mouth


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-15 17:58 [#02503814]
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must be the apple offered by satan to adam and eve


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-15 18:01 [#02503815]
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the credit card stuff and the incompatibility of apps, games
and whatnot with older iOSes really lets you down


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 18:07 [#02503816]
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LAZY_TITLE

they are spending all their money on their own pentagon, the
remind me of Scientologists i dont know why, probably cos
they brainwash people that their products are superior


 

offline Portnoy on 2016-09-15 18:14 [#02503817]
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it's like joining scientology, to use a phone

(hyperflake I didnt see your reply when I wrote that) - the
way they gather your information and hook you in is very
scientological - it also has that air of elitism


 

offline Portnoy on 2016-09-15 18:15 [#02503818]
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pretty good tools, though


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-15 18:19 [#02503819]
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i use macs since i was in school, i dont feel part of an
elite but this shit is clearly intended for a higher
standard of living


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-15 18:20 [#02503820]
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bit like idm


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 18:24 [#02503821]
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their products arent bad per say, its just their hole
business practice, they have created a monopoly through
exploiting latent snobbery and aspiration wishes amongst the
masses, appealing to our base natures. plus i think Steve
Jobs was a bit of a dick, the next cube was well ahead of
its time though



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 18:32 [#02503822]
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i knew they were a bit like a religion when gf's sister got
a apple logo tattooed on her wrist, i was thinking why would
you get the logo of the worlds largest corporation on your
arm unless you were psychically meddled with, were a bit
impressionable/thick. Its like peer pressure for adults


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-15 18:34 [#02503823]
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it took Apple 2 of my macs, a desktop and a laptop, to
understand that its better not to have any cd burner than a
cd burner that burns a while after the warranty expires


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-15 18:36 [#02503824]
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an Apple tattoo lol thats really popular


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 18:39 [#02503825]
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i didnt say anything to her, she would just go on about
apple products and watch the keynote speech every year like
a fanatical acolyte, shes generally a nice person but she
likes to rub your nose in how much better her life is


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-15 18:43 [#02503826]
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where did she do the apple tattoo? which part of the body?


 

offline Portnoy on 2016-09-15 18:45 [#02503827]
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she sounds lovely

I have noticed a lot of apple stickers on the back cars


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 18:45 [#02503828]
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inside of her wrist, she should have gotten it on her
forehead


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-15 18:46 [#02503829]
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nice


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 18:53 [#02503830]
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she is quite nice really, i just cant be around her cos
conversation revolves around her life constantly as she is a
travel agent and always going on holiday for next to no
money, she is in antigua at the moment, and was in aruba the
other month, so its a bit repetative


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 18:57 [#02503831]
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at any rate i digress, the apple ceo should be Sauron and
they should build barad-dur in the middle of that giant
metal doughnut they are constructing


 

offline Portnoy on 2016-09-15 18:59 [#02503832]
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she may very well be, I don't know why I said "she sounds
lovely" like an idiot

my fav+ tattoo is on my chinese friend's wrist, she has a
barcode with "Made in China" written below it. She's very
funny.

I don't have any tattoos. I'm too much of a pussy. My gf has
a psychedelic cat around her scarred ankle, done by a girl
in China


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 19:02 [#02503833]
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yes im the type of person who doesnt particularly like being
looked at, so tattoos arent really my bag, when they are
subtle they are fine i suppose,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 19:05 [#02503834]
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apparently my paternal grandad was a heavily tattooed
sailor, weird think how unlike i am


 

offline Portnoy on 2016-09-15 19:24 [#02503835]
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I like how tattoos have become less taboo, these days it
feels like I'm a minority for not having any. I admire
tattoos, it's proper expression, they can be really good


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-15 19:36 [#02503836]
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have you seen the afro punk shit in america? with the face
covered with self-made tattoos?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 19:37 [#02503837]
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yes the good ones looke really impressive, i suppose your
right your in the minority if you dont have one, i dont like
the idea of unnecessary pain/infection, i have a mate who
had a massive back tattoo done and it just turned into the
largest scab i had ever seen,


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-15 19:48 [#02503838]
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i never thought about the scab phase when i fantasized about
back tattoo. it must fucking suck.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-15 19:51 [#02503839]
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have you ever got into free association spontaneously while
being ill, umbroman?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-15 19:56 [#02503840]
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im asking because it fucking sucks


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-15 21:02 [#02503845]
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it horrible, i cant imagine what its like trying to sleep
with a massive manky scab on your back


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-15 23:27 [#02503850]
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You hear cracks time to time


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-16 10:50 [#02503855]
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imagine using a cheese grater on it,


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-09-16 16:40 [#02503859]
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and spilling some acid on it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-16 16:59 [#02503860]
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then rubbing salt in it, iodine and vinegar then swim in the
dead sea covered in pegs


 


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