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so there are voices in my head in fact it's a psychic telepath called daniel finkelstein he's gonna torture me completely for anti semitism it really sucks |
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these days everyone is an anti semite why would Daniel have singled you out? |
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Daniel William Finkelstein, Baron Finkelstein, OBE (born 30 August 1962) is a British journalist and politician. He is a former Executive Editor of The Times, but remains a weekly political columnist and is now associate editor.[1] He is a former chairman of Policy Exchange who was succeeded by David Frum in 2014.[2] It was announced that he would be elevated to the House of Lords in August 2013,[3] sitting as a Conservative. |
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i kept thinking he was being mentally tortured by Norman Finkelstein, i just realised he was talking about someone else. |
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torture fucking ducks mate |
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you dont know torture until you have to sit through entire sky planners worth of homes under the hammer and other fucking property program with gfs parents |
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those programs are amazing.. shots after shot of mouldy walls and corners of rooms, then they get an estate agent to try to act. |
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did you have to pretend to be interested. lol kryten " I think my intelligence chips.. have.. melted" |
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when your being tortured its usually a good idea to cry out in pain a bit early. not too early cause they will know your lying.. and dont be a tough chap and hold in the pain ... cause the torturer likes to hear you cry out..then keep applying even more pressure after ....its music to their ears . so cry out early!!! his has been a freqy helpful hint no45 |
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href="https://youtu.be/KTR2yAyYxi0" target=_blank>LAZY_TITLE theme tune makes me feel sick like clockwork orange ludivico technique @ you both, yes it is literal mental torture, my eyes glaze over after a while. Fortunately i dont have to pretend to be interested i just interject every so often like, hmmm nice wallpaper. The worst program is location location, location the presenters are such insufferable arseholes. |
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about two nights ago I had a dream where I walked in on my gf getting fingered by another girl in the shower. You'd think this being a dream and all I'd be happy about it but I wasn't: I felt betrayed. I woke up feeling angry at her. It took some time to shake the feeling and tbh I still feel a little betrayed - so completely irrational. Even though there is no way anyone is coming to torture you (at least not in your cushy government housed flat somewhere in the midlands, wherever you may be) - I imagine the fear must be quite real for you. |
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^ seems like you are emotionally well adjusted id say, I cant remember what my dreams are about generally, i just have a general feeling a had a very weird dream i cant remember what it was about |
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I smoke way too much (weed) and when I stop for a night I have trouble falling asleep and end up having these vivid dreams, usually leaving me with a strange feeling. I'm not emotionally well adjusted at all but thanks! I get terribly anxious. I'm working on it though! The anger thing is much better. I manage to bottle it up for longer now but it still manifests itself at the worst moments. |
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^ sorry to hear that, perhaps the anger is a manifestation of the stress of suffering constant anxiety, usually one will be the cause of the other i reckon, you have to find out what the source of your anger is and nip it in the bud, for me it was living with my mother for 20 odd years before i moved out a decade ago, now im so laid back its great and i have a much better relationship with my mum as a consequence |
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thanks, hyperflake. You are genuinely nice. The world needs more people like you. |
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the iphone, that needs a charged credit card to let you download free stuff, fucking sucks |
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Cheers, life is far to short to go around being a bastard to people i reckon |
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its ironic apple are called apple when they are so unwholesome and leave a bitter taste in your mouth |
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must be the apple offered by satan to adam and eve |
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the credit card stuff and the incompatibility of apps, games and whatnot with older iOSes really lets you down |
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they are spending all their money on their own pentagon, the remind me of Scientologists i dont know why, probably cos they brainwash people that their products are superior |
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it's like joining scientology, to use a phone (hyperflake I didnt see your reply when I wrote that) - the way they gather your information and hook you in is very scientological - it also has that air of elitism |
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pretty good tools, though |
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i use macs since i was in school, i dont feel part of an elite but this shit is clearly intended for a higher standard of living |
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bit like idm |
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their products arent bad per say, its just their hole business practice, they have created a monopoly through exploiting latent snobbery and aspiration wishes amongst the masses, appealing to our base natures. plus i think Steve Jobs was a bit of a dick, the next cube was well ahead of its time though |
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i knew they were a bit like a religion when gf's sister got a apple logo tattooed on her wrist, i was thinking why would you get the logo of the worlds largest corporation on your arm unless you were psychically meddled with, were a bit impressionable/thick. Its like peer pressure for adults |
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it took Apple 2 of my macs, a desktop and a laptop, to understand that its better not to have any cd burner than a cd burner that burns a while after the warranty expires |
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an Apple tattoo lol thats really popular |
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i didnt say anything to her, she would just go on about apple products and watch the keynote speech every year like a fanatical acolyte, shes generally a nice person but she likes to rub your nose in how much better her life is |
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where did she do the apple tattoo? which part of the body? |
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she sounds lovely I have noticed a lot of apple stickers on the back cars |
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inside of her wrist, she should have gotten it on her forehead |
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nice |
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she is quite nice really, i just cant be around her cos conversation revolves around her life constantly as she is a travel agent and always going on holiday for next to no money, she is in antigua at the moment, and was in aruba the other month, so its a bit repetative |
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at any rate i digress, the apple ceo should be Sauron and they should build barad-dur in the middle of that giant metal doughnut they are constructing |
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she may very well be, I don't know why I said "she sounds lovely" like an idiot my fav+ tattoo is on my chinese friend's wrist, she has a barcode with "Made in China" written below it. She's very funny. I don't have any tattoos. I'm too much of a pussy. My gf has a psychedelic cat around her scarred ankle, done by a girl in China |
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yes im the type of person who doesnt particularly like being looked at, so tattoos arent really my bag, when they are subtle they are fine i suppose, |
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apparently my paternal grandad was a heavily tattooed sailor, weird think how unlike i am |
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I like how tattoos have become less taboo, these days it feels like I'm a minority for not having any. I admire tattoos, it's proper expression, they can be really good |
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have you seen the afro punk shit in america? with the face covered with self-made tattoos? |
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yes the good ones looke really impressive, i suppose your right your in the minority if you dont have one, i dont like the idea of unnecessary pain/infection, i have a mate who had a massive back tattoo done and it just turned into the largest scab i had ever seen, |
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i never thought about the scab phase when i fantasized about back tattoo. it must fucking suck. |
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have you ever got into free association spontaneously while being ill, umbroman? |
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im asking because it fucking sucks |
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it horrible, i cant imagine what its like trying to sleep with a massive manky scab on your back |
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You hear cracks time to time |
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imagine using a cheese grater on it, |
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and spilling some acid on it |
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then rubbing salt in it, iodine and vinegar then swim in the dead sea covered in pegs |
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