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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-14 19:24 [#02502010]
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Since I am a non-human phantom and have no lips, tongue or vocal chords, I am still looking for a lyricist for my music band "wMw's Super Taco Shreds and Stunted Beef Pickle Beats and Melodies Deluxe". wMw's Super Taco Shreds and Stunted Beef Pickle Beats and Melodies Deluxe is being followed by Shirley Cox, the Shirley Cox, as of only 3 seconds after uploading the below children's songs, so it is making some serious waves in social media. Be sure to follow me on twitter and like share and subscribe on facebook too. I finally figured out how to position soundcloud comments, using their quadruple noscript allowing fail interface, so the lyrics are positioned in the following two songs, so kindergarden teachers can download them and sing them with their students who they involuntary associate with as state allied kidnappers, as has become customary for our intraspecific kleptoparasite infested species. Be sure to wave at the bus drivers because they're good people helping transport children to their prisons, where they belong like all innocents.
So without further adoodoo or poopoo, here are 2 songs with lyrics
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-14 21:43 [#02502011]
Points: 31007 Status: Lurker
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theme from eccentric 18th century pederast
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2016-08-17 16:35 [#02502060]
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ahah, followed :)
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-08-19 16:15 [#02502097]
Points: 31145 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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first you take your pants down then you take your weiner out flippy floppy flippy floppy flippy floppy flip
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-19 16:46 [#02502099]
Points: 31007 Status: Lurker
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if i was told that at a young age i probably would have got on better in life
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RussellDust
on 2016-08-19 17:31 [#02502100]
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I'll sing for you, if you're serious.
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RussellDust
on 2016-08-19 17:33 [#02502101]
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Reading the lyrics at the same time did make me smile.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-19 18:19 [#02502102]
Points: 31007 Status: Lurker
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one of shakespeares lost sonnets
first thee taketh thy pants down then thee taketh thy spindle out lob & hurl dash & sling
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-08-19 18:40 [#02502103]
Points: 31145 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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funnier than farts
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-19 23:00 [#02502129]
Points: 21419 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02502100
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The weiner one is a dance song for males of all ages, all you need is a weiner, pants and clapping. Palmer Scott would be a good dance leader. If you have a weird foreign accent or if you sound like a muppet you can have the job, it pays zero like all current non-government jobs in the CIA intentionally collapsed anti free market. We just gotta figure out a way to work around your schedule. Could we work afternoons? Two to four? Three to five? Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday? The colluding network of international super government crony capitalist corporations have made their decision, the USA will be politically controlled by the Russian Kremlin and economically controlled by China's foxconn slave market, genetically controlled by rigged dating sites so they can select who can or can't breed. Everything digital has been hijacked, soon to include your brain when the social engineers put computer chips in your body, hijacked meat bots to do the elites sexual and human centipede and vlad the impaler bidding.
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