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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 05:21 [#02495702]
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Here's a picture of one:
LAZY_TITLE
But I am holding a real one in my hand and I'm confident
that I can actually eat it. Unlike girls, it is matter that
can exist beyond the pixel realm. Why was this matrix
invented and who does it serve? Perhaps itself. Anyway, the
programmer of the universe is giving everyone what they
deserve. I claim to have been corrupted by uncontrollable
forces and thus innocent, but I'm not sure if he sees it
that way. There are supposedly nearly infinite universes in
the multiverse and he can send you through them on whichever
trajectory he wants. Will your reality morph into one filled
with things worse than monsters? And I'm pretty sure the
whole thing is rigged. It's all a joke, we're all heading to
that version of reality regardless of any action we have or
could have taken. The only hope is the halting problem. Will
the universe's program suddenly halt, saving us all from
this fate? I'm gonna eat by banana. It's real, I know it. I
will consult Ray Comfort.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 05:37 [#02495703]
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Is it my banana or am I it's human? The ones that are most
peaceful and innocent, like bananas, are the ones that get
eaten. It is all a great battle. Any apparent altruism, like
a mother giving milk, is correctly viewed as recruiting
battle allies. The walls where you live are, at this moment,
slowly evolving to eat you. Now is reflection time. There's
nothing left, not even the Orin or Ivory Tower. The final
punishment is a slow empty decay. A huglessness. Is
reincarnation possible? Will it be better? Bananas.
Brananas. Bernanasld klsd s nanas peanut butter snazzasl.
The first post is a ply and the rest are replies.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 05:48 [#02495704]
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I ate it. It was an organic banana. It is no longer of this
world perhaps. It is inside me, perhaps it now is me. We
have fused. I do not understand why these two beings merged.
It felt unethical, I'm pretty sure eating a banana goes on
your naughty list, and you can be sure that they're making a
list and checking it twice. If the grand canyon was filled
with every being you ever ate, how full would it be? So your
life was worth all of theirs? It's just a battle, like I
said. There are no ethics, there's only power, and as the
singularity amplifies the intelligence of the few elite
allowed in, they'll realize this more and more. It will be a
writhing mass of hyper sophisticated robotic crocodiles and
lions furiously devouring itself and hyper evolving. That's
the theme. All life is one entity that self devours.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 07:17 [#02495706]
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LAZY_TITLE
Even the truth is propaganda. The only type of information
is a lie.


 

offline freqy on 2016-05-12 11:40 [#02495708]
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did you eat it right? The skin. that white under skin layer.


if you scrape that white stuff off with a spoon or even your
front teeth it is
highly nutritious flavonoids or something. Tastes a bit
bitter but if you mix it with a bit of the sweet part banana
it is easier to consume.

I just scrape it off with my bare teeth.

dont forget to chew too. Same with oranges btw



 

offline freqy on 2016-05-12 11:42 [#02495709]
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..and mellons and grapefruit and most fruit with tough skin.
its where the most nutrition is to be found.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 13:05 [#02495710]
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Hmm... I usually peel the stringy white strands off and
throw them in the trash. I bought a cantaloupe too. That's
the only way to hold melons in my hand, know what I'm
sayin'? Dr Steve Brule felt Jan's for the viewers and said
they feel like roast beef.


 

offline freqy on 2016-05-12 14:09 [#02495711]
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cutting a mellon in half becomes its own bowl. bio
degradable. : )

quote from a place:

"The pith transports and stores nutrients. It is encircled
by a ring of xylem then a ring of phloem. "

yumzy



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 14:34 [#02495712]
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my gf always leaves her melon in the fridge then i find it
with a mold colony on it, biological warfare at the back of
the fridge


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2016-05-12 15:49 [#02495714]
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this is what melons look like


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 16:09 [#02495717]
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you dont get many of them to the pound!


 

offline freqy on 2016-05-12 16:33 [#02495729]
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some molds are also very nutritious.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-05-12 16:43 [#02495733]
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You're nutritious .


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-05-12 16:44 [#02495734]
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😴


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2016-05-12 16:54 [#02495736]
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my gf always leaves her melon in the fridge

I first laughed but then thought "what??"

#sci-fi


 

offline freqy on 2016-05-12 16:57 [#02495737]
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So are you dustyrusty : )


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 17:00 [#02495738]
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sometimes she leaves them on the counter top of the kitchen,
there is always a overripe cantaloupe somewhere in the
vicinity, actually come to think of it ive never actually
seen her eat one //cantaloupe conspiracy


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2016-05-12 17:12 [#02495740]
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LAZY_noam

connect the dots lalala


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-05-12 17:16 [#02495742]
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Let's consume each other, and disappear.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-05-12 17:22 [#02495745]
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I despise Requiem for a Dream, but have to admit I read a
lot of Chomsky, and appreciate what he's trying to convey.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-05-12 17:59 [#02495768]
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You should read Being and Nothingness by Sartre. You're both
equally boring, and pretentious, while supposedly striving
not to be.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-05-12 18:00 [#02495770]
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W Jean Paul Jones W


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-05-12 18:01 [#02495771]
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This is not a banana.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 18:07 [#02495775]
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i refuse to eat anything that can solve mazes in perti
dishes hehe


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-05-12 18:14 [#02495780]
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Vegetarian then? Perti dish man!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-05-12 18:22 [#02495787]
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freqy whats the point to eat more nutritons


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 18:24 [#02495788]
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im on the cakes an biscuit diet at the moment, its a bi
product of bone idleness, i dont recommend it


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-05-12 18:26 [#02495791]
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Gosh, you both cant stand his post. Get married.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2016-05-13 01:23 [#02495811]
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What about Plantains? I've never seen one.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2016-05-13 02:43 [#02495816]
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i dont get it


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2016-05-13 03:57 [#02495817]
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you despise requiem for a dream not requiem for the american
dream or was that just a typo or brain fart?

in any case, what did you despise from his latest film and
as such, how does it differ from what he has been trying to
convey with his other works?


 

offline freqy on 2016-05-13 04:37 [#02495819]
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apparently nutritions like minerals such as 'iron' that you
can obtain from rusty dust (being a metal) offer the ability
for our bodies to efficiently use energy or something like
that.

where as fluffy sheep like me offer lots of protien. So
'iron' and 'protein' together can, if you wish, make you
look like aronalds swersstzeneggirs : P


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 11:56 [#02495822]
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young Arnold or old Arnold?

i'm young enough that i currently just about have a better
physic than current Arnold


 

offline freqy on 2016-05-13 12:06 [#02495823]
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msg from arnold


 

offline freqy on 2016-05-13 12:08 [#02495824]
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arnold training 2 weeks ago around the gym.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 12:14 [#02495825]
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ok maybe i dont have a better physic than a man in his late
60s hehe, i could do with that sample playing automatically
every time i open a biscuit tin


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 12:22 [#02495826]
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LAZY_TITLE

Look at the vicar in this video trying to suppress his
laughter after the cow video


 

offline freqy on 2016-05-13 12:27 [#02495827]
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lol : P

or would it be another incentive to open he lid? : )

electrocution of the hand at the same time?



 

offline freqy on 2016-05-13 12:29 [#02495828]
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is that real?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 12:31 [#02495829]
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^ fortunately not but the bishop doesnt know that


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 12:33 [#02495830]
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have little notes on the foxes assortment boxes, like a
custard cream will take 5 minutes off your life


 

offline freqy on 2016-05-13 13:03 [#02495831]
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I cant eat biscuits cause they all have milk in. :o

I cant eat most things in shops in packets.

even vegetable soup...ingredients " blah blah
blahh.....milk"
WTF.: /



 

offline freqy on 2016-05-13 13:04 [#02495832]
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glad the cow is o.k. btw. : )


 

offline freqy on 2016-05-13 13:06 [#02495833]
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Although they probably ate it after the video shoot.

still the cow goes to cow heaven , so thats o.k



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 13:14 [#02495834]
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are you lactose intolerant or do you have a crumb allergy?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 13:15 [#02495835]
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I feel sorry for you being deprived from the world of
biscuits, i like cheese but i cant eat it as it makes me
terrible constipated


 

offline freqy on 2016-05-13 13:39 [#02495836]
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nopes vegan. : )

so manly eat fruit veg.

healthy, but annoying to see so many biscuits in the shops i
cant buy.

just off out now to buy some date bar thingies.

peace : )


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 13:43 [#02495837]
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oh yeah i like those bars you recommend, i'll have to get
some more, very tasty


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 13:48 [#02495838]
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I signed a petition this morning to stop roundup being used
in the EU, hopefully i will help my veggie friends

enjoy your trip to the shops, its cracking the flags outside
today, i have the windows open and the birdies and making
lots of happy noises


 

offline freqy on 2016-05-13 16:56 [#02495841]
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just bought a load.

ginger rubarb & cocoa .

I think you tried the berry flavor, if i remember?
a bit sweet that one.

Are you living near a flag pole? an army barracks?

are you by the sea?




 


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