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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 05:21 [#02495702]
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Here's a picture of one: LAZY_TITLE But I am holding a real one in my hand and I'm confident that I can actually eat it. Unlike girls, it is matter that can exist beyond the pixel realm. Why was this matrix invented and who does it serve? Perhaps itself. Anyway, the programmer of the universe is giving everyone what they deserve. I claim to have been corrupted by uncontrollable forces and thus innocent, but I'm not sure if he sees it that way. There are supposedly nearly infinite universes in the multiverse and he can send you through them on whichever trajectory he wants. Will your reality morph into one filled with things worse than monsters? And I'm pretty sure the whole thing is rigged. It's all a joke, we're all heading to that version of reality regardless of any action we have or could have taken. The only hope is the halting problem. Will the universe's program suddenly halt, saving us all from this fate? I'm gonna eat by banana. It's real, I know it. I will consult Ray Comfort.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 05:37 [#02495703]
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Is it my banana or am I it's human? The ones that are most peaceful and innocent, like bananas, are the ones that get eaten. It is all a great battle. Any apparent altruism, like a mother giving milk, is correctly viewed as recruiting battle allies. The walls where you live are, at this moment, slowly evolving to eat you. Now is reflection time. There's nothing left, not even the Orin or Ivory Tower. The final punishment is a slow empty decay. A huglessness. Is reincarnation possible? Will it be better? Bananas. Brananas. Bernanasld klsd s nanas peanut butter snazzasl. The first post is a ply and the rest are replies.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 05:48 [#02495704]
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I ate it. It was an organic banana. It is no longer of this world perhaps. It is inside me, perhaps it now is me. We have fused. I do not understand why these two beings merged. It felt unethical, I'm pretty sure eating a banana goes on your naughty list, and you can be sure that they're making a list and checking it twice. If the grand canyon was filled with every being you ever ate, how full would it be? So your life was worth all of theirs? It's just a battle, like I said. There are no ethics, there's only power, and as the singularity amplifies the intelligence of the few elite allowed in, they'll realize this more and more. It will be a writhing mass of hyper sophisticated robotic crocodiles and lions furiously devouring itself and hyper evolving. That's the theme. All life is one entity that self devours.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 07:17 [#02495706]
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LAZY_TITLE Even the truth is propaganda. The only type of information is a lie.
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freqy
on 2016-05-12 11:40 [#02495708]
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did you eat it right? The skin. that white under skin layer.
if you scrape that white stuff off with a spoon or even your front teeth it is
highly nutritious flavonoids or something. Tastes a bit bitter but if you mix it with a bit of the sweet part banana it is easier to consume.
I just scrape it off with my bare teeth.
dont forget to chew too. Same with oranges btw
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freqy
on 2016-05-12 11:42 [#02495709]
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..and mellons and grapefruit and most fruit with tough skin. its where the most nutrition is to be found.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 13:05 [#02495710]
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Hmm... I usually peel the stringy white strands off and throw them in the trash. I bought a cantaloupe too. That's the only way to hold melons in my hand, know what I'm sayin'? Dr Steve Brule felt Jan's for the viewers and said they feel like roast beef.
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freqy
on 2016-05-12 14:09 [#02495711]
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cutting a mellon in half becomes its own bowl. bio degradable. : )
quote from a place:
"The pith transports and stores nutrients. It is encircled by a ring of xylem then a ring of phloem. "
yumzy
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 14:34 [#02495712]
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my gf always leaves her melon in the fridge then i find it with a mold colony on it, biological warfare at the back of the fridge
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obara
from Utrecht on 2016-05-12 15:49 [#02495714]
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this is what melons look like
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 16:09 [#02495717]
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you dont get many of them to the pound!
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freqy
on 2016-05-12 16:33 [#02495729]
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some molds are also very nutritious.
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RussellDust
on 2016-05-12 16:43 [#02495733]
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You're nutritious .
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RussellDust
on 2016-05-12 16:44 [#02495734]
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😴
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obara
from Utrecht on 2016-05-12 16:54 [#02495736]
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my gf always leaves her melon in the fridge
I first laughed but then thought "what??"
#sci-fi
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freqy
on 2016-05-12 16:57 [#02495737]
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So are you dustyrusty : )
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 17:00 [#02495738]
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sometimes she leaves them on the counter top of the kitchen, there is always a overripe cantaloupe somewhere in the vicinity, actually come to think of it ive never actually seen her eat one //cantaloupe conspiracy
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2016-05-12 17:12 [#02495740]
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LAZY_noam
connect the dots lalala
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RussellDust
on 2016-05-12 17:16 [#02495742]
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Let's consume each other, and disappear.
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RussellDust
on 2016-05-12 17:22 [#02495745]
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I despise Requiem for a Dream, but have to admit I read a lot of Chomsky, and appreciate what he's trying to convey.
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RussellDust
on 2016-05-12 17:59 [#02495768]
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You should read Being and Nothingness by Sartre. You're both equally boring, and pretentious, while supposedly striving not to be.
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RussellDust
on 2016-05-12 18:00 [#02495770]
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W Jean Paul Jones W
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RussellDust
on 2016-05-12 18:01 [#02495771]
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This is not a banana.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 18:07 [#02495775]
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i refuse to eat anything that can solve mazes in perti dishes hehe
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RussellDust
on 2016-05-12 18:14 [#02495780]
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Vegetarian then? Perti dish man!
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-05-12 18:22 [#02495787]
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freqy whats the point to eat more nutritons
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-12 18:24 [#02495788]
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im on the cakes an biscuit diet at the moment, its a bi product of bone idleness, i dont recommend it
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RussellDust
on 2016-05-12 18:26 [#02495791]
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Gosh, you both cant stand his post. Get married.
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Cliff Glitchard
from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2016-05-13 01:23 [#02495811]
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What about Plantains? I've never seen one.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2016-05-13 02:43 [#02495816]
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i dont get it
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2016-05-13 03:57 [#02495817]
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you despise requiem for a dream not requiem for the american dream or was that just a typo or brain fart?
in any case, what did you despise from his latest film and as such, how does it differ from what he has been trying to convey with his other works?
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freqy
on 2016-05-13 04:37 [#02495819]
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apparently nutritions like minerals such as 'iron' that you can obtain from rusty dust (being a metal) offer the ability for our bodies to efficiently use energy or something like that.
where as fluffy sheep like me offer lots of protien. So 'iron' and 'protein' together can, if you wish, make you look like aronalds swersstzeneggirs : P
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 11:56 [#02495822]
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young Arnold or old Arnold?
i'm young enough that i currently just about have a better physic than current Arnold
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freqy
on 2016-05-13 12:06 [#02495823]
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msg from arnold
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freqy
on 2016-05-13 12:08 [#02495824]
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arnold training 2 weeks ago around the gym.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 12:14 [#02495825]
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ok maybe i dont have a better physic than a man in his late 60s hehe, i could do with that sample playing automatically every time i open a biscuit tin
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 12:22 [#02495826]
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LAZY_TITLE
Look at the vicar in this video trying to suppress his laughter after the cow video
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freqy
on 2016-05-13 12:27 [#02495827]
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lol : P
or would it be another incentive to open he lid? : )
electrocution of the hand at the same time?
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freqy
on 2016-05-13 12:29 [#02495828]
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is that real?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 12:31 [#02495829]
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^ fortunately not but the bishop doesnt know that
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 12:33 [#02495830]
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have little notes on the foxes assortment boxes, like a custard cream will take 5 minutes off your life
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freqy
on 2016-05-13 13:03 [#02495831]
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I cant eat biscuits cause they all have milk in. :o
I cant eat most things in shops in packets.
even vegetable soup...ingredients " blah blah blahh.....milk"
WTF.: /
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freqy
on 2016-05-13 13:04 [#02495832]
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glad the cow is o.k. btw. : )
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freqy
on 2016-05-13 13:06 [#02495833]
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Although they probably ate it after the video shoot.
still the cow goes to cow heaven , so thats o.k
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 13:14 [#02495834]
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are you lactose intolerant or do you have a crumb allergy?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 13:15 [#02495835]
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I feel sorry for you being deprived from the world of biscuits, i like cheese but i cant eat it as it makes me terrible constipated
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freqy
on 2016-05-13 13:39 [#02495836]
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nopes vegan. : )
so manly eat fruit veg.
healthy, but annoying to see so many biscuits in the shops i cant buy.
just off out now to buy some date bar thingies.
peace : )
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 13:43 [#02495837]
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oh yeah i like those bars you recommend, i'll have to get some more, very tasty
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-05-13 13:48 [#02495838]
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I signed a petition this morning to stop roundup being used in the EU, hopefully i will help my veggie friends
enjoy your trip to the shops, its cracking the flags outside today, i have the windows open and the birdies and making lots of happy noises
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freqy
on 2016-05-13 16:56 [#02495841]
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just bought a load.
ginger rubarb & cocoa .
I think you tried the berry flavor, if i remember? a bit sweet that one.
Are you living near a flag pole? an army barracks?
are you by the sea?
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