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offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2016-02-24 18:49 [#02492486]
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offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2016-02-24 18:56 [#02492487]
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Feel the Xltronic


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-24 19:42 [#02492491]
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gonna add a hosts entry for xltronic.com to 127.0.0.1, see
ya


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-02-24 20:49 [#02492495]
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we've all grown up, life is shit --> xltronic is shit


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2016-02-24 21:02 [#02492497]
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haha im about to go out and watch grimsby the new ali
g/borat/bruno film :-D


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2016-02-24 21:50 [#02492500]
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WE SURVIVED by skin of teef


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-24 22:00 [#02492501]
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I makde a ds omusic track foth the fhist post in this topic
called "period":
LAZY_TITLE
lyrics:
"per-i-od.........
this is a per-i-od......
it's not a comma
it's not a slash
it's not a colon or quote
this is a (repeat)"
You can play this song at a funeral or anywhere for FREE


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-24 22:26 [#02492502]
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LAZY_TITLE
lyrics:
"feel... the ex-ul-tron-ic
feel... the ex-ul-tron-ic (in your ass)
feel... the ex-ul-tron-ic in your ass"


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2016-02-24 23:51 [#02492507]
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OK, archi won for a bit but don't worry about it cos
freemasonry sucks sweaty ball bags (if improperly used)


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2016-02-25 22:07 [#02492544]
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It's still the best place on the Internet


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2016-02-25 22:12 [#02492545]
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Donald Trump


 

offline Foht-Garlanger from dong on 2016-02-25 23:45 [#02492546]
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im here ..

its a shit


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2016-02-26 16:22 [#02492556]
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DUBturbo


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-02-26 20:09 [#02492561]
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I'd love to know what you think. Not seen it, looks a bit
naf.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-27 23:50 [#02492611]
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Hi, here is/are the lyrics to my next good song:
LAZY_TITLE
wo-one lu-vly stink hole
fo-o-or my fin-ger
puuuuuut it inn
and ne-ver take it out again
-
puuut
my fin-ger in your buuutt
in yoour butt
-
i wanna put my fin-ger in your butt
i wanna put my fin-ger in your butt
i wanna put my fin-ger in your butt
finger in your butt
finger in your butt
-
puuut myyy fin-geeer iiin yoour buuutt
puuut myyy fin-geeer iiin yoour buuutt
-
fin-ger in, fin-ger in, fin-ger in, fin-ger in, fin-ger in,
fin-ger in
fin-ger in your butt
-
puut mi-iiy fee-in-in-geeer
iin your buutt (in your butt, in your butt)
puut mi-iiy fee-in-in-geeer
all the way up high in your buutt (in your butt, in your
butt)
-
iiin yoour butt, iiin yoour butt, iiin yoour butt
in, in, in, in


 

offline freqy on 2016-02-28 00:10 [#02492614]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-28 00:18 [#02492615]
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new national anthem after trumpy trump gets elected


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-28 00:19 [#02492616]
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^ he sing it to himself whilst looking in the mirror


 

offline pidgin from St Kilda on 2016-02-28 19:26 [#02492637]
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to make xltronic great again they'd have to make IDM great
again


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-28 22:19 [#02492640]
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The Running Man is real, it is now:
LAZY_TITLE
Ellen... ebay... and vans shoes.... this trio produces some
top, and I mean top tier memes. It is the latest rage,
called "fuck daniel" and it's at least 10x funnier than a
rickroll + 17 lolcats. Everything is so fake, astroturfed
and fucked up. Who are these kids, they have to be the sons
of some Twitter CEO or something, this is their fake
astroturfed selected winner million dollar book deal rise to
the top of whatever next fascist twatbook/facetwit they will
probably be ruling us from soon. I bet Ellen's entire
audience is fake. All the google results are fake. The whole
system is rigged. And yeah, IDM is shit now.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-28 23:18 [#02492641]
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^ fucking hell what a load of shit that video is


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-28 23:21 [#02492642]
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How did Ellen get a career, does she even understand humour,
i despair i really do


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-29 00:23 [#02492644]
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You have to look at the reptilian propaganda systems through
the right lens:
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-29 00:26 [#02492645]
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The only thing The Running Man had wrong is that the
violence, corruption, the life and death struggle to live
another day is shielded from the useful idiot contestants.
No, all of that is for the viewers.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-29 09:45 [#02492654]
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^ also i dont think Mick Fleetwood is the leader of a
underground resistance movement, but your essentially
correct


 

offline truthgong on 2016-02-29 14:56 [#02492656]
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xltronic v2 is going to be fantastic, i mean really great


 

offline diamondtron on 2016-02-29 16:13 [#02492657]
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requires posting about good music


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2016-02-29 18:33 [#02492659]
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https://jamesbevan.bandcamp.com/


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2016-02-29 18:35 [#02492660]
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Harry Potter and Donald Trump get sprayed in the mouth with
AIDS-tainted blood.

Ali G and James Bond climb into an elephant's pussy then get
raped by a giant elephant cock.

Loads of Northerner jokes, chav jokes, spy jokes, etc.

Bit of melodrama over Ali G and James Bond being brothers
separated when they were young.

I enjoyed it. If you like Ali G, Borat, Bruno and all that
you will like it. If you hate all that stuff don't bother.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-29 19:13 [#02492664]
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My partner and I went to see it at the weekend and pissed
ourselves all the way through. It is funny. One thing is
people (well, the Guardian) banging on about it not
reflecting Grimsby, when the only thing that irked me was a
bit when they seem to suggest Santiago de Chile is on the
coast.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2016-03-01 00:09 [#02492668]
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my ftp days.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-03-01 00:27 [#02492670]
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you should send 'Stneicna Eht fo Elpmet' to NASA


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2016-03-01 02:43 [#02492675]
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way good music from umbroman if only it would keep this
place. no way cos no music can do that now that all members
have depression in 2016. i told you


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2016-03-01 02:49 [#02492676]
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no new members allowed now so what next i guess watmm. not
for me. u should get a plan


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2016-03-01 03:20 [#02492677]
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i did not mean that. there is still a lot of time and im
just fucking around im just having a bum week


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-01 07:40 [#02492680]
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Hi gu(a)ys, I made a remix of jim and derick's
diarhea song:
LAZY_TITLE
here is my remix, using "laughing" from the exquisite GM.DLS
sound library cut into tiny tone loops, plus even 2 more
bonus songs even, even!:
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2016-03-01 15:55 [#02492685]
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it's a midi file from final fantasy 7 going through an sh101
hehe



 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2016-03-01 15:57 [#02492686]
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hold it play close attention


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2016-03-01 16:32 [#02492689]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgUAQ4ZGtgk

Cassetteboy VS Donald Trump


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2016-03-01 17:22 [#02492690]
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Does anybody remember a eurotrance tune from 97-98 that was
little fat bellybouncing men to zorba the greek
Plz thku mayb


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-02 19:32 [#02492713]
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What never fails to amaze me is that there's no new
generation of Ziltizens to replace us and take care of us in
our old age. Xltronic's ageing populace is a demographic
time-bomb and only by importing young, vibrant people that
are both highly skilled professionals as well as willing to
do the jobs that we Xltrolls won't do, such as post or
moderate, then the Xlhorizon is bleak.

Should we accept our death spiral, and pat ourselves on the
back for not perpetuating this e-Ponzi scheme where
exponential growth is absurdly considered sustainable? Or
should we reach out and displace another website's young
populace to sustain us? If we could give them a compelling
reason to risk their lives to come here, such as Candy Packs
or bigger file sizes for avatars, then the Old Country of
Ex-eltronic needn't have its obituary signed off quite yet?



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-02 20:47 [#02492716]
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None of us were successful in doing the boning required to
create the next generation. See, the bulk of humanity has
chosen a path: putrefaction, idiocracy, degeneracy.
Occasionally humans are born with mutations that veer from
this path. They are considered undesirables and herded into
ghettos using social engineering to attract them there with
subculture that is underground and non-mainstream. Xltronic
is such a eugenics concentration camp; we are the new jews,
surrounded by a full spectrum of barbed wires-
psychological, spiritual, economic, etc. They don't want us
on their mainstream facebleaks and twitzlers listening to
their Lady Kakas, and adding intelligence to their idiocracy
or infecting their putrid DNA with our genes, and due to our
mutation we don't even want to be there.
Now, we did have a purpose.. it was to not be selected.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-03-05 23:40 [#02492923]
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i'm glad xlt has disappeared off the surface of the internet


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-05-24 13:10 [#02520463]
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xltronic is great again, wat are you talking about


 


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