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Big modular ya got there Mr Dentist |
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its in a flight case so he can take it to starbucks |
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Never knew he was into electronic gear. .he's a great musician but his main instrument is a trumpet, this is weird. |
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not sure about his dance moves *thrusts crotch into keyboard whilst typing* |
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I do that when I'm cooking, and get pebis blisters |
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I once accidentally got blood in a beef bourguignon after cutting my finger chopping stuff, it wasn't much at all so i decided the best course of action was to just stir it in and not mention it #BllodStew |
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reading that bad it sounds bad but we're talking just a tiny drop you know |
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my mom said she once drooled in a salad then served it to guests, which didn't bother me too much at the time but that was around when I started cooking for myself, coincidence probably |
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I once farted on a slice of bread round my mates house and before i could put in the bin his father came in and started to make a sandwich with it, i was about 13 at the time |
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Some lovely stories here guys. |
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that's molestation, the man should be in jail |
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funny thing is he was a police officer as well, that helped mitigate some of the guilt. anyway dont worry my days of flatulent/bread based shenanigans are long behind me |
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You were sexually traumatised by a cop?! a pain that never ends Next weekend we march on his lair, farting on bread and chanting We Are All Hyperflake |
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It could be a real Rosa Parks moment, storm the house of commons with hovis sellotaped to our bottoms, warburtons is optional. Blowing earth juddering farts straight into Osborne's face |
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Bloke is a bit intense. I'm pretty sure my (ex) step mum tried to poison me with food. No farts. |
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